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Even newer video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkboJTfcdd8

God this guy is on a roll.
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THE HAUNTING CRIES OF THE EGGLADS
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>>24602917
Do you have the superior male face aesthetics like Eggman?
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Stop making these threads for yourself eggy.
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>>24602917
didn't you get enough attention on the other thread you posted earlier eggman?
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EGGY JUST DROPPED A NEW RAP SINGLE

AOTY TBQH FAMILY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpCaAueMD-Y
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He left after all that negativity. He will never be back. Goodnight, sweet prince!
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Why do people take videos of themselves talking?
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>>24603427
if you think that one is bad acnekuns vlog is even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hgggovrtYc
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>>24603417
I've never seen someone more desperate for attention
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He felt so GOOD! His girlfriend made him feel so GOOD! It's r9k that makes him worry about being poor 24/7. Definitely not the gold digger renting him her pussy.
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>>24603497

Where does he even talk about a female?
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>>24602917
>tfw you try to talk to eggman and he hardly ever responds
>tfw you will never be friends with eggman
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>>24603024
Eggman is ugly for a bunch of reasons, many of which I'm sure he already knows on some level.

>gian forehead
>puffy soulless eyes
>dark circles
>fat face
>ugly bulbous long nose
>poorly defined, low cheekbones
>jowls like Paul McCartney
>retarded eyebrows that grow in opposite directions
>egg shaped head
>oily complexion
>low test, doesn't even look like a man

eggman is just plain unattractive. If he were to put his selfie next to a selfie of somebody who is considered good-looking by society. In all likelihood, you'll see that they have good bone structure, which he lacks. They have striking, intelligent eyes, which he doesn't. They look well groomed and have a clear complexion, which he does not. They have high prominent cheekbones, which he does not because his face is flabby and pathetically defined. He should have been aborted.

eggman will never be considered attractive, no matter what he does, he should just give up. he can blame his mutant parents for how ugly he turned out.

Nicer people on this board will coddle eggman and tell him this is just a troll, but it's not. I mean, he must know deep down that what I'm saying is true. you all can get all defensive and prideful or whatever, but it won't change the fact that the rest of the world just sees eggman as another boring ugly fat deformed sub human with no redeeming features.

eggman is genetic trash plain and simple. Any of you can call me out for being unduly harsh and try to discredit my opinion, but it won't change a thing: This dude, eggman, is ugly as fuck and I can guarantee that the rest of the world agrees. Anybody who says otherwise is just trying to be nice.
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>to be successful in life you have to shake the right hands
this guy is the Plato of our time
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At least he doesn't have to feel guilty that he isn't living up to his true potential.
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>>24603417

ayy Imao

eggman
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>>24603720
>nose ring
>lipstick
>hipster hair
ugh. I sure did pick the worst decade to be gay
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>>24603827
>ugh. I sure did pick the worst decade to be gay
more like best tbqh
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>>24603827
fuck you gaylord he looks hot

i'm not gay but i'd let that guy top me
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I have a question. Eggman has a girlfriend now? Anyone have the back story on that?
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>>24604054
How much time do you have?
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I find eggman's references to childhood poverty in his lyrics to be hauntingly touching.
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>>24604063
All night, why?
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>>24604063
All the time in the world for Eggy
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>>24604054
there's probably more but this is all i have
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>>24604205
This doesn't prove anything. The other guy only implied he had the ability to fuck her. Eggy doesn't say anything about having a gf
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>>24604426
there was a thread where she admitted they were dating & fucking but I'm too lazy to check the archive for now that pic is all i have
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>>24603417
Those lyrics really weren't that bAd to be honest
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re this board being "poisonous", try filtering everything related to females and relationshit. that gets rid of at least 90% of the shitty threads.
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>>24604499
Were there pics of them together?
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>>24604499
remember anything about the thread thatd help us find it?
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