How fucked are you if Yellowstone suddenly decides to erupt?
>tfw primal ash zone
How fucked am I?
I plan to move back to Wyoming, so pretty fucked.
>>24602670
Have fun you fucks,
with love - the Eastern Seaboard.
In Mich, gonna move to the edge of the disaster zone, so fucked.
>>24602670
>texas
perfectly fine.
>>24602670
>tfw Long Island
I will be sleeping nicely in my bed while hell is erupting thousands of miles away
>tfw sanfrancisco
i'll be sleeping, no noise, headphones on, but i'll be sad that people died over there tbqh
bretty gud
t. Ohio
Oh shit, I'm in the killzone.
I'll probably just embrace it and just lay in bed while I wait for the embers to take my life away from me.
>>24602670
rhode island represent
we gon be fine
>>24602697
A full sized yellowstone eruption would mean billions dead worldwide, not just those in the immediate zone. The world economy and infrastructure would be all but destroyed.
You will be having just as much fun as us, if not more
>>24602670
>southwest arizona
I ESCAPE DEATH YET AGAIN
>>24602697
>being this clueless
A supervolcano eruption will spread ash across the entire face of the world. That much ash going upwards has to come down somewhere, and the rotation of the earth means the eastern seaboard is proper fucked as well, just on a slightly lesser scale. Best place to be is... Well, I'd say Russia but getting slav'd is near as bad as having a volcano go off on top of you.
>>24602736
>san francisco
If Yellowstone really erupted your city would probably be swallowed by the earth too
>new england
fine
the problems start 6 months down the road when food shortages start fucking the entire u.s seeing as that whole region is where our food is made
Right on Lake Michigan / southeast WI.
Should survive but would be close.
>idaho
i'm just outside the kill zone
keked again
>>24602820
I'm learning Russian and I'll be squating with the best of them when Putin decides to nuke the US after the yellowstone explosion.
>>24602802
>Being that close to mexico
A fate worse than death
European here
have fun starving to death amerikeks lmao
>california not even touched
>mfw amerikucks are getting cukced by mother nature herself
>tfw Indiana
Nothing good nor bad ever happens here.
>tfw yellowstone eruption won't completely obliterate California
Feels bad
>>24602670
southren ontario, hell yes
>>24602719
Same here, but so much wind blows through here. I don't believe it would be effective.
I can't wait for the absolute shitstorm I'll witness on 4chan, in addition to all the jokes it'll create.
denver, I'm fucked
>>24602670
>California escaping the destruction
god fucking dammit
>>24602670
Just sanction the volcano to stop it's aggression, that's the US's solution to everything right?
>tfw florida
have fun getting fucked
Who gives a fuck about yellowstone? Did I miss something? Is yellowstone showing signs of eruption or something?
>>24602670
I'm in Japan currently, so I wouldn't be effected by Yellowstone.
Just the hundreds of other volcanoes dotting this Island that would also erupt.
>>24603090
i've got some bad news anonnothing happened and nothing is going to happen
>>24603090
It has been overdue for an extremely long time.
Virginia
Feels good mang, have fun dying
>>24602670
I'm in the secondary ash zone. To be honest though anyone on the North American continent is fucked due to secondary problems. Also
>lol there goes all your crops n' shit
>>24602670
Just outside of the Primary Ash Zone
What would a videogame set in a post-apocalyptic Wyoming after yellowstone be like?
![tumblr_inline_mqw1cdSZUi1qz4rgp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5olQyWY.jpg "tumblr_inline_mqw1cdSZUi1qz4rgp[1].jpg")
Not fucked at all even in ash zones. Imagine the profits you can make from all the looting!
>>24602670
Maximum levels of comfy in PA watching a lot of nothing get destroyed.
>>24602670
>mfw all these fuckers don't know basic geology.
Nigga if yellowstone blows in a cataclystic eruption WE'RE. ALL. FUCKED. It's big enough to send ash and debris into the atmosphere partially blocking out solar radiation.
If yellowstones previous eruption 640K years ago is anything to go by, then the explosion would be around 500 times as massive as Krakatoa was in 1883. Krakatoa caused a 4 year Volcanic winter niggas. Yellowstone will trigger another ice age (in fact, it caused the previous one).
>>24602670
NE Illinois, just outside the Secondary Ash Zone.
Doesn't matter though, still close enough.
And the economic effect will be devastating.
>tfw just on the edge of kill zone
worrying
>>24603256
The ash zone would kill you, too, unless you enjoy having no sunlight, breathable, poisonous air, and being constantly covered in layer upon layer of thick ash.
>>24602670
Atlanta, no ash here.
on a non-related note though, today was november 28th, and it was fucking over 70 degrees. feels humid, man
>>24602670
>Western Washington
I'll be okay I guess, at least until the riots and famines start.
literally all flyover states
why don't we find a big ice cube to put inside yellowstone so it'll just cool off for a bit
Imagine the shitstorms, climate shifts, overal change of life if Yellowstone actually does erupt.
I'd probably become a shady scavenger or something.
>yfw you realized that yellowstone's God last resort if america ever gets TOO powerful
>>24602670
>OHNO YELLOWSTONE MIGHT ERUPT
>The destruction is mostly limited to flyover country
>>24602670
This map doesn't take into account wind or weather patterns, so really any one of you fucks could be dead from ash storms if it were actually going to happen. >>24602907 Even you.
>>24603360
Enjoy starvation, dick
>>24603343
yo dude this is probably the greatest fucking idea ever
fucking nobel prize the shit out of this post
>>24603384
Why don't we just take yellowstone and move it somewhere else?
>>24603344
Checked, and checked again.
>>24603360
Nope, that's just the immediate death zone. It could cause a nigh-permanent winter and kill everybody but some hardcore survivalists already making extensive preparations and Eskimos.
>>24603419
ummm how could it be cold if a volcano erupts?
that shit is hot
what if we just made dry ice bullets and shot at the volcano??
i wouldnt mind dying, together with a lot of people
>>24602670
The ash cloud would be so big, it's going to cover the whole earth under a grey mass that doesn't let any sunshine trough. Expect 10 years of droughts, famine, hunger and death.
>>24603461
Ash and other debris getting into the atmosphere and blocking sunlight. There's more to volcanoes than just lava, you know.
>>24603344
You wouldn't do shit. You'd die from breathing in glass
Ok so how about we just dig around yellowstone and push it off the US. Oregon can go with it we don't need that place. Just dig from the ocean all the way around the volcano back to the ocean again and itll float away
>>24603406
what if we take a big spike and drop it from low Earth orbit and lance it like an abscess?
It's basically a big hot abscess right?
>>24603515
What if there's nothing wrong with yellowstone, and WE'RE the ones who are erupting?
>>24603510
What if we just throw a nuke or two on Yellowstone and blow it off the map or something
>seattle washington here
If the wind blows west i'm fuckex
>>24603601
Because that will make it go off and fuck us up much faster, same with >>24603515. I say we try and find a way to figure out how to get the debris out of the air when it erupts.
>tfw living on the edge
>>24603495
Then why not just use giant fans to blow the debris away from continents?
why not just make a giant vacuum cleaner and suck it all up?
OK SO you're in the ash zone. There's fucking ash everywhere. Everyones in their cars wearing masks and shit just trying to get out. But there's so much ash that you can't tell where the roads are anymore.
How do you get out?
>>24603665
same here, wanna meet?
>post dick
>>24603690
duuude how are you coming up with these idead bro
are you some kind of super smart person
why don't we just build a huge fan to blow all the ash towards canada?
>>24603060
You can't destroy what's already shit anyway.
>>24603090
it's the only active supervolcano left. if it explodes it will literally cause an apocalypse. the entire world will go dark because ashes will block out the sun and everyone will die of starvation because we won't be able to grow food.
scientists have no idea when it will explode is the issue.
Right on the very, very edge of the secondary ash zone in Central Illinois.
I would love for this shit to actually go down. I would immediately pack up and wander the wasteland as a mercenary for hire.
Also, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP3S_KMYuU
![Shepherds_Flat_Wind_Farm_2011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rkwb4oJ.jpg "Shepherds_Flat_Wind_Farm_2011[1].jpg")
>>24603730
um you dumb FUCK we're already building that.
pic related
>>24602670
who /killzone/ here?
>>24603799
they need to be AT LEAST five times bigger than that
The entire world is fucked. It will block out a good chunk of sun
>>24603839
>reference understood
>>24603730
That's a good idea, Canada IS full of ashholes!
About as not fucked as is possible in that situation
>>24603881
I-I wasn't making a reference, s-sorry
the last super volcano that erupted caused ash to go upwards and block out the sun for YEARS
imagine no crops for a year as not only is there no light, theres about 3 feet of volcanic ash on the ground
no supermarkets, no 7/11's. Most /r9k/'ers would starve
>>24603929
Ozone hole's fucking you guys anyways
>JUST left of the secondary ash zone
Life sure is sweet here, boys
>>24604040
I solve that problem by not going outside
>>24603655
ok what if we poke holes in it like when you bake a pie and the pressure inside makes the crust rise and you stab it and it goes "piffffff" and it goes down again
>>24603929
yeah but you'll probably get killed by a spider or an emu before this happens anyway
I'm safe and comfy in Texas
>>24604008
serious question, wouldn't there be enough canned food to feed most people for a year?
>>24604040
Only normies stay in the sun long enough to develop skin cancer while they're young.
>>24604008
At least the normies would be fucked too, all worth it t.b.h.
>>24604059
Good strategy 2bh
>>24604075
The only really dangerous spider is on the other side of Australia. Redbacks are a pain in the ass if you get bitten but unless you're a moron or a kid you're not going to die.
>>24604094
6 Billion? no
those who are useful and productive for the continuance of society? yes
but that doesnt matter, after a month people with guns would come to take what you have, after 6 months theyd come to eat you
>>24602670
just throw a few tums in the caldera. that cools my chest off when its on fire
>>24602670
I guess I'm safe.
All the way in Southern California...
What are the odds of it even erupting?
>Secondary kill zone
Great, I die but in a slow and painful way. Gotta take the good with the bad.
>>24604196
supposedly isn't due for about 1,000 years.
But on a geological time scale, that's what, 5 seconds?
>>24602670
>secondary ash zone
>walk outside
>hair blowing in the wind
>take a deep breath of ash
>tfw deeply inhaling anon's scorched ash
>>24604172
In English doc we ain't scientists.
>>24604237
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=caldera
>>24604222
They say the same things about earthquakes out here, and there are constantly falling cliffs where houses will just sink completely off the cliff or a pool with collapse, only happens because people are so selfish and need to have the nicest possible view, while in reality I'd rather be far in the hills and have a decent view while still safe from the cliff slides.
>>24604267
I can't click the link what gives?
>>24602670
According to this, I'm supposed to die. Sweet.
>>24604234
>cough
>see blood
>oh right...volcanic ash is basically shredding my lungs, welp im dead, god was I a retard
We should just put a big rubbermaid lid over Yellowstone.
>ontario spared
nice. disappointed with the poor bc/alberta coverage though.
>>24603360
That's where our food is grown, faggot.
In other words the road.
>>24603665
>>24603723
i live there too, where are you guys
Southern cali
I'm military so the government has my back to some extent
>people wanting to blow the ash to canada
>not mexico and the hillbilly parts
>>24605703
Canada is cold so the ash will just freeze and turn into more snow
>>24602670
>got American Green roof installed
>two year supply of Arctic Chaga
>ordered a Squatty Potty
>complete works of Whitley Strieber in my basement
>Crane radio
I am immune to anything nature can throw at me. Also, I live in West Virginia.
>>24604443
Oh shit, really? How long does it have to travel before it's sort of safe to breathe?
>>24604162
>6 billion
Implying those dirty third worlders are getting shit. The earth will be cleansed.
>>24602736
Your city gets its water from the Sierra Nevada
No more buttfucking for San Francisco
>>24606656
How much ash in your lungs do you want, senpai?
Los Angeles here
>>24602670
>California untouched
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE JUST NEED A MEGA QUAKE TO BE DONE WITH IT SO CALIFORNIA CAN DIEEEE
AND ANOTHER HURRICAN SANDY x10 TO FINISH OFF THE NORTH EAST
>>24607403
This picture is so sad. Like, you'd expect going to uni in a shithole like that means you get to be part of the few people with a normal life. But no, Uni's done, now grab your AK and off to raid the Somalian coasts. What horrible lives.
>>24602797
>billions
You are stupid as fuck.
Fucking in California, so yup pretty safe
>South Texas
I'm good senpai.
>tfw Western Washington
HAHAHAHA EASTERN WASHINGTONERS GET REKT
Who else /cold/ here? 253 reporting and comfy af but too cold out to smoke a blunt
>>24602930
>Immediate earthquake that's long due for us follows suit
/Alabama master race/ here. I'm fine
>>24603770
>it's the only active supervolcano left
But that's wrong you fucking retard
Living safely in West Yellowstone.
Sure is warm here.
>reno
probably not doing so hot desu
>>24607743
>-5 F
jelly desu senpai
it's been warm as fuck here so far, it's barely been below freezing, hasn't really snowed, haven't even had to put on my winter coat
I'm either in Phoenix, Arizona, Los Angeles, California or Atlanta, Georgia at any given point of the year so I think I'm good.
>>24607553
Don't worry that 300 year late mega quake will come soon enough and drag california into the ocean.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one
>"everything west of interstate 5 is toast"
>tfw you live just east of interstate 5
Interstate 5 is highlighted in pic related
>>24607913
Los Angeles here
>the creeping terror of driving deeper and deeper into an underground parking garage
PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>Alaska
Please don't die CONUS, we need you...
>>24602670
Lol I'm dead.
>>24608108
WE WON'T GO QUIETLYTHE LEGION CAN COUNT ON THAT
>>24602972
One day it will simply be known as the Arizona Bay, don't worry.
I live in NY
Honestly I'd be better off living at Yellowstone
>>24603021
same thing with what will happen here if there is news of a guaranteed apocalypse.
Germanfag here. Really looking forward to enslave some ameriqt refugees of german or scandinavic descent. At least i can have a few months of fun before i starve too death like everyone else.
>>24607913
>>24608093
I'm currently living in Japan. This whole country is a deathtrap. Earthquakes are a yearly occurrence and volcano eruptions monthly. Tsunamis are rare, at least.
>>24607562
>some of the most fertile and productive farming areas in the world BTFO by ash
>massive amounts of ash in the atmosphere cause a global winter that could last years, making it nearly impossible to grow food
>US getting rekt, which would destabilize the world
A Yellowstone eruption could potentially make The Road happen IRL
>>24604061
I've had a better idea. We just get a giant tarp made out of carbon fibres and put it over yellowstone to catch all the dust and shit when it goes off.
OR we get loads of helicopters with hose pipes just to spray the ash down so it doesn't make a solar eclipse or whatever
>>24602670
>California survives it
FFS!
>>24610838
Is slavery still legal according to Islam, Mohammed?
>>24603665
>STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER
>tfw don't live in america
>>24612230
It is according to the bible, joey-steve.
>>24602670
>UK
Have fun dying and coughing yanks!
>>24602670
You forgot about the BBE (big bloody earthquake) that will annihilate commiefornia.
Soon only half on the US will be habitable.
everyone is fucked because it would kill a majority of the crops on earth
>>24602670
The US is not the only country with super volcanoes but you guys got three of them. That sucks.
>Live in Sweden
>Yellowstone erupts
>Fucking ashes and shit
>Nation's economy gets torn apart, starvation everywhere
>Sweden no longer has anything to offer
>All the camelfuckers leave in search for richer lands to extort
>Maybe this wasn't so bad after all
>all these dead white people as a result of the eruption
Wisco here
we're fine, we have tons of snow plows
>>24603665
>>24603723
>>24605469
Me too senpai, post dick pics
>>24604061
we have to poke holes from the china side of earth so they get all the lava instead of us.
>>24613718
> America
> White people
Smh desu senpai
>>24602670
Comfy in cali
>>24602670
I need to book a ticket to the killzone.
I won't feel shit all the way in Toronto.
Fuck, I really want to die
Wouldn't the entire world be fucked because of the Nuclear Winter effect? I.e. plants won't be able to grow because of the ash, livestock won't be fed, food runs out, freshwater is contaminated.
>>24602670
Anyone wanna spot me a ticket to the killzone?
I really wanna die
>>24611140
Ash actually helps soil, like a lot.
Farmers risk their lives to plant on volcano sides just to use that rich soil.
>USA
>producing food for the world
Kys faggot
>>24602874
>squating with the best of them
Ily, anon
>>24613835
naah
This thread kinda just shows how dumb the american public education system is.
>sleeping soundly in my bed on the east coast
Yeah no. a mega eruption would be felt all over the Continental U.S. and even have small tremors felt into Alaska. It really amazes me how stupid you people are.
>>24613902
Would it really be a big deal to use a volcano for trash?
Hypothetically, would there be any way to trigger a volcano like this to go off?
>>24613959
we were playing off of the map provided faggot, plenty of people in this thread have mentioned a global catastrophe while the map shows only a few states being effected.
>>24603419
Survivalists would probably die due to lack of social connections. Anyone who knew they were well stocked would gang up and wreck their shit.
Safe in Toronto, but really that would fuck up the world economy pretty bad.
>>24613973
Lots of trauma to the crust nearby.
Geothermal energy capture
Hydrofracking
Tumblr conference
Etc
>>24613801
Don't worry the riots following the economic collapse will be epic.
Where in Toronto are you?
>>24614072
I'm white, employed and a 4th generation Canadian, but stay mad senpai.
>>24603136
>>24603241
Are either of you girls?
Please
>>24614115
>>>/pol/
Not surprised this wasn't original.
One more outburst and I'm reporting you.
>>24602670
I live in Manchester in the UK, I'm dead as fuck right?
>>24603304
>unless you enjoy having no sunlight, breathable, poisonous air, and being constantly covered in layer upon layer of thick ash.
sounds like a normal day in my room
I just read this in a book a couple of months ago, it was meh.
im on the other side of the world so probalby not immediatly
>tfw the eruption is overdue.
Just imagine that. It could be any day. You could be enjoying your day, and then FLASH the biggest disaster in human history occurs
>>24602670
My peeps are in Cali, SC, Texas, Georgia, and Florida. I'm fucking good.
I think my auntie is dead though.
>>24602670
Pls happen
life sucks
I want to live in a post-apocaliptic world
>>24615450
>I want to live in a post-apocaliptic world
You wouldn't.
>>24607659
this. The valley would became a bay
>>24615481
It would spare me to an hero if i died. If i lived, i would have a new life. win-win.
>>24611140
>US getting rekt
actually not that bad 2bh
>>24615403
Are you black?
Nothing wrong with that just testing the accuracy of my nogdar
>>24603492
Sounds like the perfect background for the beta uprising.
>>24603241
>PA
>calling others out on being literally nothing
We live in an empty state too.
>>24616240
PAsshole here. What part you from?
>>24613718
>hispanic heartland
>white
>>24607403
This, theres like 3 billion people tops that deserve life The rest are cockroaches
>>24616287
Capitol area aka middle of nowhere.
>>24616608
Im from NEPA myself. The taint of PA.
