Robots,
I am an 18 y/o female who has been offered $500 to fart in the face of a robot. We met on here, he lives near me, and he is very serious about paying me. I told him I would post here and ask opinions about how dangerous and crazy people think it would be.
We would meet in a public place first, and then do it at a hotel room that he claims he will pay for. There would be no touching involved, but my my pants would have to be down.
So, how crazy would it be to do this? I would put my odds of being raped at 50/50. What do you think?
Fuck off, roastie. Why are you even here?
You will almost certainly be murdered. 50/50 pics of your body show up here.
>>24602278
are you from ohio? fuck you moot
he doesn't want to rape you, you retarded bitch
he's probably into masochism so he has no interested in raping you
the guy is dumb for paying that much, he could definitely get it cheaper
>>24602278
Just be you are self.
$500 is way too low
this is a strange fetish; you could charge more
>>24602312
No, why would I be from Ohio?
>>24602325
So this a vote to do it.
>>24602278
bring a taser in case
>>24602444
taser might light the fart on fire killing her.
Just one fart? Are you going somewhere to do it?
>>24602278
Don't do that.
But yeah he'll probably molest you though.
>>24602471
Yeah, just one, then I leave. Nothing else.
We would meet in public then do it at a hotel that he says he will pay for.
>>24602278
have some self respect and don't do it.
if you're retarded and do it despite this post, bring some mace.
>>24602471
>Are you going somewhere to do it?
lrn 2 read durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Its all been done before.
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/video/spitman-full
*BRRRRRRRAP* oh excuse me xD
>>24602278
>women can get money by just existing
Life is cruel, robots
>>24602278
Make him show you the money up front.
>women can get paid hundreds of dollars to fart in someones face
>women can get paid $50-100 to sell their dirty socks or panties online
and women say they don't have it on ezmode
this girl's skype is [email protected]. see if she will put you on the fart schedule.
I don't think it's incredibly dangerous if you take the necessary precautions, but I think it's weird and demeaning.
>>24602292
Why is any woman online? Attention
Is he going to be jerking off while this is happening?
Picture this:
>he is sitting on bed with dick in hand
>you turn around
>pull your pants and underwear down
>bend over
>fart
>he quickly jumps up
>inserts dick into gaping vag in front of him
>rapes the shit out of you
>you can't go to cops or you'll be arrested for prostitution
>win/win for robot
probs a bad idea
also fucking degenerate what the fuck why would you even consider that yuck
>>24603438
I don't think farting is considered prostitution.
>>24603470
either fuckin way you disgusting roastie skank jesus fuckin shit why would you ever
fuck
im dry heaving just thinking about it
goddammit
>>24602381
I'd do it for 50 desu
>>24602278
Just fyi you'll probably feel terrible about yourself afterwards. It'll be something you can never take back. Think about that.
here it is for you my friend
>>24603622
>tfw this is what they told me about losing my virginity in catholic grade school
>tfw i now sell panties and sex related services online with 0 regret
