>Be friends with a Chad through high school
>Religious Chad, goes to church every Sunday and that sort of thing
>Fun guy to be around, always the life of the party
>He meets a qt but batshit insane devout Catholic girl after graduation
>He starts dating her and drops off the face of the earth
>Nowhere to be seen, cannot text him, cannot find him, etc
>Shows up again last night after 2 years of no contact
>Tells us that they broke up, were on the verge of getting married
>No longer the same person
>Not fun, not a "Chad", just a downer
What the fuck did she do to him?
>>24602147
I'll tell you what she didn't do, she didn't check these
Christfags (the crazy ones in particular) are like alcohol. A few sips (being around christfags for a little while) seems harmless but as you start to expose yourself to them more and more you start to realize how horrible they both are.
she probably cheated on him.
He found out and it destroyed him because he probably devoted a lot to this woman and she threw it all away
relationships, not even once
She sucked the love and joy right out of him
>>24602472
I've been talking to some other people since, and they broke up because he was a hardcore Lutheran and she's a Catholic. Apparently it was over a disagreement on what their kids were going to be raised as.
Still doesn't exist why the succubus sucked the life out of him. I know for a fact that she's a prude. Not even those closet Catholic sluts, but a legitimate prude.
>>24602147
he wasn't chad if he got locked down by a chick.
that's the other 80% of men. normies and shit
>>24602916
It may be because I'm an asshole, but if I would have known about it I would have told them both that Satan would take their kid or something like that for maximum keks
