Am I going to be a virgin forever?
Just buy a nice pair of tits, you'll be fine!
Brotip: losing your virginity still counts if it's up your butt.
Unless you become gay, yes.
All things considered, good job getting a clean shave.
Where can I find guys like you
You're my fetish
>>24602282
I see stuff like this on chaturbate all the time, anon
>>24600797
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. LOWER YOUR STANDARDS TO
>Will a woman ever look at me without laughing.
you could literally start changing your ways RIGHT NOW. nothing is stopping you. you can dump that 5 liter cup of soda in the sink, you can throw away all that disgusting junk food you currently have, and you can stop eating fast food like a piggy
>but it's hard
and? do you have a point? if all you are going to do is complain because you don't know how to deal with shit like a big boy then why bother making this thread? eat yourself to death, go shoot up a mall, fap to cp, do whatever the fuck you want already and stop making shit threads
and the same thing applies to you even if you are just making shit thread #48753057 with some pic you found and thought it would generate the type of 300+ posts of super epic shitflinging that you desperately crave because it's probably the only thing that still brings you joy
