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>he doesn't meet the criteria
:)
I think any guy would meet the criteria, he just has to be all that as well as white, tall and good looking tbbh
>>24599205
Fourth-to-last is an absolute, unconditional deal breaker. Want help? State as much.
>>24599233
what's the extra b in tbbh for?
is it black? banging? berry?
>>24599239
empathy empathy
put yourself in the place of me
>>24599282
It's hard to keep up with all these new me-mes.
I did all of those things and was really damn good at it.She still left me.
>>24599205
See but these things are what girls like when they're already in a relationship, this has nothing to do with the start of one and what they like to meet in a man
>>24599205
>treat me, sometimes, like a child
Every time. Christ, it's other women feminists (in first-world nations) really hate, not "le patriarchy."
well, we can't have everything we want
I would like a manic pixie dream gf who will save me from myself but I know it's not gonna happen
>>24599205
That's stupid, sappy shitbut dammit if it doesn't make my heart flutter.
The "post it love letters" and "hugging and saying no you're not" seem a bit far and a little cringe though.
>cook for me
>start play fights with me
>treat me sometimes like a child
daddy issues detected
>>24599282
to be bleedingly obvious
>>24599360
I've done all that.
I would hide the post-it notes somewhere in her purse, or a book that she's reading, or wherever.
>>24599360
>"post it love letters" and "hugging and saying no you're not" seem a bit far and a little cringe though
Made the mistake of subletting my spare room to a couple who did that. Left their disgusting highschool-tier lovenotes all over the living room, too. Clearly hated each other, seriously she'd regularly kick him out of the bedroom for an entire day and probably stonewalled/emotionally shut him out at least once a week, and that was just the public stuff I could see. Neither of them could find anyone else crazy enough to date them long-term, I guess.
>I used to sail, I don't even notice rain anymore
>fucking done
>will harmonize with you
>I can send you funny shit I'll find on /b/
>all days are lazy days, I've got experience
>savant-tier memory for 4-digit numbers, is it romantic if I can remember your PIN?
>horror films got nothing on me, if it comes to existenrial fears I guess we can just be scared together
>happen to own two pairs of boxing gloves
>I'll tell you I love you once a year and it's gonna feel better because you won't get it every day
>if you like listening about online arguments with other autists, sure
>manlet, so they'd probably fit
>it's rude to interrupt someone, you know
>love, I can call you something different every day and never run out, though I imagine the names would get pretty dumb after a couple months
>how about hug you and give you a lecture on proper communication?
>I'm into ageplay too, that's fantastic
>I fall for every girl who smiles at me anyway
All I ask in return is for you to not be an airheaded bimbo who posts inane shit like that on the internet, but I guess we just can't have nice things.
>stand out in the rain
And get sick? get an umbrella dumbass
>let me sing along to the radio
Sometimes, it gets annoying and a I like listening to the news
>keep surprising me
I'm no one's jester.
>watch moview with me on lazy days
You better not have shit taste
>remember the little things
No guarantees, I have stuff of my own going on.
>help me face my fears
Don't be a baby.
>start play-fights with me
I hate quarrelsome bitches
>-with water, or food, or pillows, or anything
Oh that kinda cute
>write me post-it love letters
Way too cheesy
>always say what's on his mind
Sure, you may not like it though.
>let me wear his clothes
That is weird. Wear your own clothes.
>shut me up with kisses
That makes it sound like you get into silly arguments or make thunderstorms in tea cups. I don't like that. I might still kiss you if you don't.
>call me things like darling, not babe
whatever
>hug me and say "no you're not" when I say I'm fine
Nope I refuse to read minds. Telepathy causes Alzheimer's.
>treat me sometimes like a child
>treat me sometimes as an adult
This could go either way, it depends on your behaviour.
>love me back
You'd know if I didn't.
i was this guy
but then shed rather be with a brown fuckface who has money
:)
>>24599205
This is the version in reality
>>24599205
I'm not reading that shit and I'm not doing any of that shit.
Completing some list of arbitrary shit to make you feel like a goddess when you don't do shit for me in return except for opening your legs, yeah nah. You can fuck off, cunt
>>24599205
So much of this is cringey as fuck.
>wants a guy to shut them up by kissing
>wants a guy who treats them like a kid
>wearing his clothes
>wanting him to argue with them about their feelings
This is pathetic, seriously.
>>24599310
probably bad at sex bro
Here is what I want:
Keep my place clean
Cook my meals
Suck my dick
Spread your legs
Shut you fucking mouth
Don't ever bother me
Spend your own money
Never, ever, get fat
