>He's your best friend, but you aren't his
Respect none who don't respect you.
>>24598235
>having a best friend after elementary school
grow up kid
>>24598235
>He practices for girls with you
>when your sleeping
I haven't had a good friend since High School, that's my fault entirely though.
>>24598301
I refuse to grow up, watch me do drugs and shoplift from WalMart faggot
>>24598235
He's a main character in the sitcom of your life.
Your a once a season guest actor in his.
>>24598301
>he has friends
lol what a loser
I'm on the opposite end of this. This guy keeps telling me I'm one of his closest friends, but I really don't care about him that much. I can't really tell him to fuck off because I see him every week and he's a suicidal, schizophrenic alcoholic.