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2015-11-28 23:20:40 Post No. 24597903
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2015-11-28 23:20:40
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Putting pussies in their place
>younger brother just started playing football
>he's 15
>he thinks he's hot shit
>literally developed the jock mentality
>ironically he still can't pick up chicks
>today I come home from work to find him throwing a ball around the living room
>we just set up the Christmas tree
>so I'm not having this shit
>I stood by the tree and waited for the ball to hit it so I could have a reason to take it
>I ended up taking it
>I hid it really fucking well
>He starts charging around the house calling me a Fat fuck, and loser piece of shit, the whole nine fucking yards.
>"You dirty piece of sh.........."
>slapped him with the hilt of a replica lightsaber
>he charged at me like this was a football game
>I got him to the ground with my knees piercing his chest
>He screams like a banshee
>Ironically he's still trash talking
>Continue to punch the shit out of him
>I actually took years of some shitty kenpo karate, so I'm a low tier fighter but a fighter nontheless
>He stands at the front door making threats about how he's going to kill me
>Pierce my throat with a knife, etc.
>As soon as I take two steps he bolts.
He was a semi-normal kid before football, now he thinks he's some tough kid. Everyone in the house insults the fuck outta him when he's not looking. They don't want to hurt physically hurt him, would you like to guess why?
Oh yeah, can you guys recommend some good carpet cleaners?
