>you will never live in a world where it's acceptable to walk up to a woman on the street, shove your face between her soft pillowy buttcheeks, and take a deep sniff as a way of saying hello
Do you think we were made to suffer?
It sucks Siri got aboard the coal train. She used to be hot as fuck when she was blonde and chubby.
>>24597601
Not really related but why do copyrighted black male/white female never get deleted? JEWS?
This board usually has a lot more ass-sniffers. What's the deal?
sniffing is fucking retarded
smell is the plebbiest sense of all time
thread saged
>>24597589
haha look at that big butt xD she does lot of poopoo out of it xDD BRAAAAAP lol
>>24598394
>tfw the robot killed frogposting, porn dumps, and BRAAAAP-posting
/r9k/ is dead
>>24598394
Quality post, my friend.
>>24597589
post more of your lewd fantasies
>>24597589
Seek help mate
>>24599353
i want my entire existence to revolve around women's butts. i wish "making out" meant the man locking lips with her anus and kissing it and sucking it.i wish women didn't talk out of their face, i wish their voices came out of their butts
>>24599455
what's your favourite kind of butt? How often do you think of butt? Do you ever picture certain people's butts? you remind me of a lewder Tina Belcher
>>24599455
that looks like it would hurt your neck
>>24599455
keep going please
>>24599962
Not that guy, but I'm similar.
I have an ass obsession. Every woman I see, I can only think about what her ass smells like or tastes like. Walking behind a woman wearing yoga pants is literally mesmerizing to me. I can't concentrate on anything else. If I could afford it, I would have a rotation of jiggly whore asses on my face all hours of the day. When I get cancer and don't have much time left, I'm going to have some big fleshy asses smother me to death so that the last thing I see is the thing I love most on earth.
>>24597805
degeneracy and kekery
>>24600309
there's nothing degenerate about butt love. it's the purest, most righteous kind of romance.
>>24600568
>tfw your last gf thought your ass obsession was weird and rarely indulged you
>tfw single
>tfw no butt love gf
>>24600623
i wish butts WERE the gf. you dated the butt and you talked to the butt and you kissed the butt and you married the butt.
Anon are you a dog?
>>24600056
This post is beautiful.
I'm bi and also an ass man. I love women's asses, but I love twink ass even more. It's so perfect. Especially when the twink is pale and his ass is pink and smooth.
you know, just because my butt is female doesn't mean it smells any better than yours. Our butts smell the same and do all the same things. Keep that in mind before you dream about sticking your nose up it.
>>24601820
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implicationz
>>24601820
officially the grossest most dream killing post over. thanks cunt.
>>24601820
I've sniffed and licked plenty of girls' asses. Trust me, it's pretty different. The female butthole is basically a pheromone collector. It's where all the sweat and pussy juice goes.
It's irresistible.
>>24601915
It is also where the farts and shit come out.
>>24601915
but you haven't licked a boy's butt so you can't compare
>>24600568
That nigga just going "Yo you want a smoke bro?"
I'm fucking lolling the fuck out
>>24600670
I've thought about this before as well.
I just want to marry, service and breed girls' butts forever.
This thread reminded me of a manga I read some years ago. About a guy who took a train and suddenly went to a hidden city. In that city people would fuck everyone. Having sex was like saying hello. People would just walk to each other and start fucking in front of others in the middle of the street and then move on.
I forgot the name of the manga. Does anyone here know this manga?
The most turned on I have ever been was when I made my gf cum using a vibrator on her (just outside for feels) while tongue-Ing her bootyhole. Was gr8 I'd r8 it 8 /8
I only lick girls butts fresh out of the shower. But I also only go down on girls fresh out of the shower so...
Also my fave positions to eat ass or just go down
> girl facesitting me with Ass towards me
>girl on her stomach with legs spread, dive in
>same as #2 but kind of on our sides
>one time my gf and I 69ed on the gondola at keystone
>desu the whole 69ing thing has kind of ruined just going down on a girl on her back. But thtS cool cuz my gf likes sitting on my face
>oh and of course classic face down ass up that's the best for using a vibe while asseating /just going down
Best fantasy ever - Ravenously eating out a girl's bootyhole while being cumming balls deep in another girls ass. At the same time, other girls are rubbing their asses all over your body.
>>24602776
well if we're talking fantasy then i think this is the best
>>24602959
What is this fetish called and where can I get more?
>>24603447
Probably just Giantess
>not wanting this as your reality
>>24604179
>tfw it'll never
