>uh anon?...do you wanna go out sometime?
>>24596120
this eskimo witch seems more appealing each time I see her.
Sure, I've never ridden in a flying saucer before
s-sure. Red Robins sound good? Heheh..
>>24596120
Out of my house? No
Talking of which, what are you doing in my house?
>>24596120
Said no girl ever, blah blah blah we know the rest of it.
Now fuck off.
Did you fall from the sky?
cos you look like an ayylien
she'd be cute if her face was symmetrical.
>>24596153
>ok! I've never been though
>>24596120
>do you wanna go out sometime?
what does it mean when they say this but don't specify a time or place?
>>24596213
she has almost perfect facial symmetry.
Why is it that you, the few people who long for relationships and sex so damn much, are just saying no to a pretty woman like that?
>>24596120
Okay, Cumsbenadicks
>>24596158
>b-but this is our house..?
>>24596237
>what does it mean when they say this but don't specify a time or place?
They want to arrange a date with you, take it as a good way to make it fitting for you schedule.
>>24596263
Self sabotage. It's a key component of depression.
>>24596120
Did eggman become a trap?
>>24596227
D-do you like g-gourmet burgers? Hahah..that's what it is..
>>24596120
Where are we gonna go?
>>24596296
This is surprisingly lucid.
>>24596329
>eh, idk anon. I have to watch my figure
>>24596351
you let me watch your figure
I'm not too fat, am I?
>tfw you'll never go out with her
>brr it's cold!
>>24596349
>>24596376
>>24596370
nigguh WE WUZ KINGS n shit wen whitey still lived in mut houses
>>24596418
>are you shitting up my thread?
>>24596333
nice trips a-non
anon, you want to watch a movie?
>>24596512
jesus, talk about shit taste
>>24596506
Oh my, that's a qt
>>24596263
I think she's cute desu but a girl like that would never give me any attention in the real world. So you might as well make fun of her.
>>24596120
>nah, I don't like going out much. Quiet night ins are my kind of thing. Well, see ya later.
r8 my modelfu
>>24596600
>anon you are going out with me right now whether you like it or not
>>24596410
Anorexic feel cold more than people
>Should've had a burger, biTCH
>>24596120
>Then Anon woke up in his empty apartment.
>His eyes watered as he turned his computer on.
>Sure nigga let's go out
>ywn marry a qt Russian tartar
>>24596933
tis not a good feel
>>24597458
>tfw her father beheads you
>>24596622
>sorry no, bye
>>24597763
what kind of faggot would say no?
>>24597682
does not matter, had cute wife.
>>24597839
Somebody who likes quiet night ins instead of going out to places you absolute ricecake.
>>24596120
Oh sure, let's go my cage called "friendzone". Btw she's really looking russian.
