>playing Super Mario Maker
>dad comes in
>'oh man son it's like those Nintendos we used to play together!'
>I tell him it's the latest Nintendo game where you can make levels for Mario
>asks if he can watch
>tell him that yeah but I'm doing a pretty intense hard mode level from the community levels and he should be quiet
>cheers when I'm doing good
>fail on my 100th attempt at a level
>yell at him to get the fuck out of the living room
>he goes away
>asks me later if I won
>tell him no because he fucking disturbed me and I was too mad to play again
>he just went to his room
>later sniff wifi and see him looking up Mario Maker tips and tricks on IGN
Why the fuck can't he fuck off?
Ever since mom died he can't stop trying to play with me or whatever and I hate it.
>>24595469
Stop being a dick you fucking autist, he's trying to help
Is this bait? I can't tell anymore.
>>24595469
I'm glad this is fake
>>24595469
>tfw no cool dad too play mario maker with
lol
you have just experienced an *original post*
>>24595469
Don't reply to the attention whore posting b8. Don't reply to the attention whore posting b8.
>tfw dad always thought vidya was a waste of time and tried his hardest to occupy me with bullshit so i couldnt play
watch out op he might take away your chicken tendies
>>24595469
>living for free at home as a NEET
>being this much of an ungrateful shit
FUCK YOU OP I WISH I STILL HAD MY DAD
>>24595469
This reminded me that my father died, it's not the feel I needed right now.
>playing Garry's Mod with dad
>his computer is so old and slow that whenever something slightly exciting happens (barrel explodes, zombie cut in half etc.) his CPU would overheat and his computer would shut down
>every single time he would tell me to stop everything (we were building fort together) while he was rebooting because he didn't want to miss out anything
>his computer would need to cool down for 5 minutes, and then booting would take another 5 minutes
>his computer overheats every 10 minutes, so we get to play in good 10-15 minute spurts, but only if he's able to log in steam
We used to play chess and other board games, but for the last few years he's been really into computer games. We also played Minecraft, but we got bored of it.
>>24595807
lmao tahts keked up
>>24595469
literally just senpai even i cant
>>24595807
open the case and point a regular fan inside at least, if he's not going to upgrade.
>>24595469
This better be bait because as someone who never had a dad holy shit it's triggering.
In the minuscule off chance that it isn't; get the fuck over yourself and stop being such a cunt. If there's even a grain of a conscience buried under that monument to autism that is your mind you'll regret this shit eventually.
Sounds like your dad got a shit break with his pathetic asshole son.
>dad asks me how college is going
>"great dad!"
>haven't been to class in 2 months, dropping out soon
>dad asks me if I've met any cute girls
>"Yeah, this girl named Jamie. We've gone out a few times."
>Jamie doesn't exist
>dad asks me about my friends
>"My friend Cody and I play guitar together all the time, we're thinking about starting a band with the guys. I work out with some other guys too sometimes, it's always fun and we laugh and hang out afterwards."
>Cody's not real, I have literally zero friends and haven't "hung out" with someone in nearly a year
I hate lying to my dad but it's better this way.
what a great post! well memed dearest family!
>>24595469
fuck you if this isn't bait
first go shower and brush your teeth, then go and hug your dad and tell him you love him
>>24595807
>clean the fans and change the expired coolant paste
or get a job and buy him a new computer for christmas
>>24596172
>I hate lying to my dad but it's better this way.
No, it's not. You are not only fooling yourself, but your father as well. Shame on you.
>playing one of my favorite sex sims with my flashlight and oculus
>dad comes in
>'oh man son it's like those videogames we used to play together!'
>I tell him it's the latest technology where you can VR date different girls
>asks if he can watch
>tell him that yeah but I'm doing pretty intense hard mode trying to bed Shizume and he should be quiet
>cheers when I'm doing good
>fail on my 100th attempt at trying to get her back to my place
>yell at him to get the fuck out of the living room
>he goes away
>comes back 30 minutes later
>"Are ya winning son?"
>tell him no because he fucking disturbed me and I was too mad to play again
>he just went to his room
>later sniff wifi and see him looking up different 2 player video games to play instead
I fucking hate my dad.
>>24595469
>he sniffs his dad wifi
gross
>>24596492
kek
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>>24595469
Fuck you OP, your dad sounds like a super nice dude.
>>24596572
If you love his dad so much, why don't you marry him?
>>24596595
Well maybe I will
>>24595469
Fuck you OP this better be bait
This shit gets to me way more than anything involving sluts.
Pretty sure this is bait but if not you're an asshole OP.
Tour dad seems absolutely awesome. Enjoy his company till you can
>>24596492
fucking kek, new meme right here
>>24596172
Once he finds out you have no friends just tell him you're a heroin addict and that they all left
>>24595469
>See my dad playing Civ V every now and then
>Never offered to play with him
>Instead shitpost and lurk this toxic hellhole
well shit
>>24597142
Next time he's bored watching TV at the weekend open up a game and get him to join
