>be me
>23, virgin
>roommates are throwing a party
>notthisshitagain.jpg
>when it starts they force my door open
>mock me until I come out
>they want me to do shots
>got nowhere else to go so I play along
>not used to drinking
>black out
>wake up, there's a girl in my bed
>WTF
>get up to piss
>used condom in my toilet
>go back to my room, she's waking up
>she's average looking, seems embarassed
>she makes an excuse, dresses quickly and leaves
>i have no recollection of her name or anything we did
/r9k/, did I just kek myself?
>>24595357
That's not being c.u.cked. That's a 1 night stand.
>>24595496
That he doesn't remember. Kek, totally worthless. He's still a virgin.
They put her in your bed after you blacked out to make fun of you. Condom belongs to one of them who actually fucked that girl. You're still a virgin, but hey, at least you slept in one bed with a girl. That's pretty cool, right?
yeah i would say the rule is that if YOU can't remember it happening... it probably didn't happen.
haha op sucks eggs
>>24595357
Basically she doesnt have to tell you what happened but she does have to eat the eggs
Get the condom out the bin. 2 things, is it unravelled to the same size as your dick? Yes? Good. Now, does the cum smell and taste like yours? Yes? Well done buddy, you totally scored. Now get out ya normie haha! Reeee!
you left out the part where he's suppose to taste the cum, to find out if it tastes like his>>24596626
>Inb4 she will come back 3 month later.
>Im pregnant you have to take responsibility
>1 later your roommate will tell you that you didn't get fuck at all
>You will support chad's kid for 20 years
