Can we start a suicide club and just kill each other?
I'm tired of waking up every fucking day.
sure thing bud. as long as i dont have to kill myself but rather be killed, sure thing.
>>24595298
what is the matter anon? why do you hate your life?
S U I C I D E B O Y S Reporting in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQEvPBYsZfs
>>24595298
How would it work?
so you sayin we gon be some kinda su sy squad or sumthin?
>>24595387
I want a gf!! Give me a gf!!!!
>>24595593
You don't know what you're saying.
>>24595387
Nah, we'll be offing each other.
>>24595431
I don't hate life. I hate living.
>>24595482
I have no actual idea.
Yeah let's all get together irl and have a mass suicide.
Maybe we just like have an isis firing squad type deal? Like everyone just lines up and have one person shot everyone with a shotgun at point blank and then off themselves once it's over. Also whoever wants out at anytime is let go or before they shot someone they ask them if they accept death and they can say yes or no.
Can I kill you all then kill myself?that would get me so hard
How did he do it?
His music is shit but how do you manage to kill yourself via stabbing? Was he high on drugs at the time? Did he have experience from syringing himself?
>>24595734
if those bitchass samurai pussies can do it, you can do it too
>>24595298
If anyone seriously had the motivation to meet up in such a manner, we should rather start a gf-acquisition club or some such.
Like, we meet up, and go to places as a group we'd be too scared to go to alone. And challenge each other to do shit.
things normies will not/cannot comprehend:
>hating life
>hating living
>hating yourself
if you are 2 for 3 then that is what pushes people to the edge
>>24595719
sure whatever
That's a murder club you god damn retard.
>>24595657
This actually sounds really exciting.
Fuck, I don't think I could be the gunman though.
Let's have this guy do it >>24595719
>>24595747
Samurai committing harakiri have a "second" who's supposed to behead them as soon as they draw the tanto across their abdomen
>>24595889
We're killing ourselves to end our misery. We're not opening fire on innocents.
>>24595910
I would happily shoot you in the face, anon.
A simple suicide-pact meetup is a splendid idea but you all aren't realizing its full potential. We ought to make it as mysterious and obfuscated as possible, ideally to make international news and give /x/ something to scrutinize for years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case
>>24596024
>thread dies after actually good idea is posted
>>24596024
>>24596508
fuck off back to school you think suicidal people care about this?
Don't know if you guys know or not. But in Japan people who are lonely especially the hikikomori kinds actually all go and talk with other people who want to kill themselves and actually do it in a group.
The funny thing is I actually read it on some scholarly paper. The thesis was why would someone who was going to kill themselves anyway would want company before dying. Especially hikikomori's, who have been alone their whole life anyway.
It's a weird and interesting concept.
In some kind of sad way it's actually funny thinking about how people who anti-social actually meeting people and talking to them about if they are ready to kill themselves.
>>24596564
If you only cared about suicide then why the fuck would you bother meeting up, anon?
>>24596612
Not really funny though even in that angle but good to know
>>24596612
>The thesis was why would someone who was going to kill themselves anyway would want company before dying
What were the answers proposed? That sounds really interesting.
Suicide Skype group nao
>>24597089
If I remember correctly she didn't come to any solid conclusion as is a lot of social studies. She just gave some arguments for a few theories.
>>24596811
I don't know, I don't think there is anything that is not allowed humour.
>>24597232
Yes pls. That would be nice.
>>24597232
Oh no don't worry go ahead and start already I'l follow I promise anon.
>>24597442
We could be the founding members.
Skype handle?
>>24597496
You tell me yours. You bully.
i ate too much panda express and now im in my car and i feel like throwing up please kill me
>>24595734
>implying he even killed himself
>>24597232
>>24597442
>>24597496
are you guys doing the lead-mask idea or nah
>>24595298
A hundred robots should pool all their money together and meet up in some remote location for a fight to the death with no rules, and whoever remains last standing gets all the money and a new reason to live, and the rest gets the sweet release of death. It's the perfect win/win.
>>24595734
/mu/tant here
His music's great
He aimed for the heart
>>24597608
holy shit anon that's genius
>>24597608
>robots have money
>robots want a painful death
pretty stupid desu
>>24597657
I go to /mu/ too. fuck off
>>24597837
well how about we all duel to the death in a game of yugioh and whoever loses gets shot in the fucking head
painless, and doubtless robots would want to avoid any physical work
>>24597901
i never player yugioh since 1st grade so id be down for the sweet release of death
>>24595298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4RMAmYUHF8
/r9k/'s song
Bump for skype group
