I've never been to a club and don't understand what people do at them.
Apparently it's a good place to find sex, but I don't know what people actually DO there.
-Do they go with friends?
-If they go with friends is it okay to ditch them for sex?
-What do people do in a club, dance or something?
-Do people go alone?
>>24594619
>I've never been to a club and don't understand what people do at them.
People go there with their friends and stand around talking/"dancing" with their group.
>-Do they go with friends?
Yes, only.
>-If they go with friends is it okay to ditch them for sex?
Yes, at the end of the night.
>-What do people do in a club, dance or something?
Usually people don't really dance because there isn't enough space to move around much, and it's awkward.
>-Do people go alone?
No, never.
>>24594679
Informative, thanks.
>>24594698
Are you going out tonight?
>>24595756
Nope, I don't have any friends.
I should probably start a "how to make friends" thread but I'm too lazy.
People stand around drinking and trying to dance
Music is to loud to talk unless there is a patio area to smoke
Depending on the place they won't let single guys in
Sauce, I used to be a bouncer solely because I'm tall
I tried going to the club by myself only once. The bouncer didn't let me in, pointed at the dress code and told to scram. I was there the week before with my buddy wearing the exact same thing. Yeah.
>-Do they go with friends?
Yes, but true chads go alone.
>-If they go with friends is it okay to ditch them for sex?
Sure. Sex is the reason why they're there.
>-What do people do in a club, dance or something?
The more you dance, the better. You'd better show some mad moves to get chad points, bro.
>-Do people go alone?
See above.
Only fun if your really drunk in my experience
>>24595806
Where do you live? We could go together.
>>24595929
Life is only fun if you're really drunk, in my experience.
yes
yes
dance and drink if you want to have fun, sit on the side and be angry if you don't
people can go alone but it's weird, take a buddy
sauce: I'm a cyborg
Protip: sit by yourself in a corner until a girl comes over and makes out with you.
>>24594619
>Drink with mates before
>Laugh and joke with the taxi driver on the ride there
>Get a few drinks and enjoy the music
>Maybe do some MDMA
>Have drinks brought for you
>Buy drinks for others (always try to buy 1 additional drink for others than's brought for you. You don't want to look tight or be a pushover.)
>Dance
>Talk to some people outside the club
>Walk to another club
>Repeat a few times
>Go home having made some new friends
>Maybe take a girl home to fuck if you're lucky enough
>Go to bed
>Chat with your mates about funny things that happened the previous night
With drink and drugs I can somewhat socialise, but I'm very very rarely invited out.Also im a 20yo virgin who hasn't spoken to a girl in months. It's sad that you have to make it clear how pathetic your life is so people on this site don't hate you. Why can't we all be friends
>>24595806
Where do you live anon?
I'm from Ipswich, England looking for someone to go to clubs with
>>24594619
>Apparently it's a good place to find sex
"excuse me, where do i find the sex, please, thank you."
>>24596771
It is, though. Happened to me twice because the girl confused me for for being someone in her friend group. Very drunk obviously.
