ITT: How to get a gf. No memes, no jewtricks, no bully, no just be yourself, just how to get a gf for reals
>>24593762
Just be urself senpai baka
>>24593837
Pls don't do this to me, anon-kun. I just want a gf.
Just be yourself bro.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24593850
Why do you want a gf?
Stop jacking off for a start. At least cut it down to once or twice a week.
Probably would help if you left 4chan too
>>24593762
Just try to meet as many girls as you can
Maybe one will like you (protip you probably wont like her beggars can be choosers)
>>24593762
Don't focus on them and let one come to you. Instead, immerse yourself in studies of your choosing so that you can amass knowledge and use that knowledge to be successful.
Then you can fuck Stacy and force her to get an abortion.
just express yourself anon
>>24593893
>Don't focus on them and let one come to you. Instead, immerse yourself in studies of your choosing so that you can amass knowledge and use that knowledge to be successful.
This. Once you are a completely capable male, with a car, residence, and decent job, you can go out and fish, or troll the waters and let the fish come to you.
Women; comparable to fish.
>>24593874
I want a female partner so we can sexually indulge in each other and share thoughts and feelings, making both our lives less lonely and more meaningful.
>>24593880
I don't think not masturbating will make me get a gf to be honest.
>>24593935
>Women; comparable to fish.
I find that offensive. Fish can be smart sometimes.
>>24593762
It's a paradox. To get a gf you have to get to a place where you don't want a gf. You have to realize that happiness comes from within not from the outside. The purpose of a relationship is to share the happiness inside you with another person and for them to share their happiness with you. Find happiness within you and you will undoubtedly find someone to share it with before you know it and often without trying too hard.
>>24593958
>making both our lives less lonely and more meaningful.
delusional
a woman will never experience loneliness
the moment she walks outside she will always find decent looking men willing to fuck her
Stop being such a basement dweller, for one. It may be hard, so you should probably start slowly but go out and just do social things. Start a hobby, start exercising (which is also great because it raises your appeal while getting you out of the house), or go out drinking every once in a while, it's impossible to not meet people. Yes, you will get rejected quite a bit but hey, that's life. Also, regardless of how much people bitch about the friendzone, it does help if you and the girl are friends first
>>24593962
>I find that offensive. Fish can be smart sometimes.
hahahahahaaa
>>24593958
It wont make ur life more meaningful if u get a gf
If you want a gf that bad just setlle for ANYHTING but it will make u feel even more meaningless
>>24593971
This, so much this. If you go into a situation with the sole purpose of getting a girlfriend, odds are you probably will come off as creepy and moving too fast
>>24593981
>a woman will never experience loneliness
>the moment she walks outside she will always find decent looking men willing to fuck her
So there's just no hope then? Should I just end it? I think there's a gun store nearby.
>>24593971
underrated 2bh
this is going to be difficult to elaborate but i will do my best. if you have never had a relationship before and you are seeking the experience then maybe you are just sexually frustrated in which case there are other avenues you could explore (brothels, sex workers, etc.)
if you think that getting a gf suddenly means having access to sex all the time then you are really going to be disappointed. having sex is great and it can be amazing when you are with a person you truly care for. this brings me back to my main point, having a gf is one thing... but being in love is another.
i miss my ex more than anything and i was even foolish to get my hopes up recently thinking that we might still share a connection. i was let down hard. it's not a gf i want because i did that once.. literally the novelty has worn off. gfs are expensive mentally and economically.
now all i want is to meet another person that i could share a deep connection with like i did my ex but the only way to do that is to court them, be a chad, or have lots of money.
>>24593762
Be more attractive than the girl, that's it Bro.
>>24593762
You have to treat her and everyone else around like garbage. Hit her a few times, bully random strangers. NEVER be nice to her, she'll see that as an act of beta weakness and will tell all her friends you're a provider and not BF material.
If you want a 100% fool-proof way to get a GF, kill someone and stuff him in your freezer, kidnap the girl you want as a GF and show her your body freezer, she'll fall over heels with you instantly. Pic related is proof.
And remember, ALL women are the same.
nothing anyone says in this thread is going to help you because you will perform some mental gymnastics and think of an excuse not to do any of it.
on top of that, why are you coming to r9k for tips on how to get a gf?
>>24593762
>be attractive (lifting and healthy diet hides your power level)
>fucking go for it, ask if they single and invite date in less than 5 minutes when you first talk to them
>go for girls shorter than you
womanlets orgarms when i talk to them, but my heart only lust for taller girls, but those wortheless fucking cunts look down on me
>>24594261
what if the girl's the same height/slightly taller than you?
LONG LEGS ARE A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS
On a related note, how to get a bf:
-Go on a dating site, and find a guy who likes you and has good features, personality, etc.
-Most important are goals and values IMHO. If they are compatible with your own.
-Force yourself to talk to him every day and answer his text etc. even if you are shy.
-Learn about his interests and share in them.
-Be kind and generous. Don't badmouth other people, don't badmouth him, don't badmouth life. Its like a job interview, you don't want to focus on the negative and the ugly all the time.
- Try to look beautiful too. I know some guys might like more slobby girls but here is the thing....the effort to look good is meaningful. Even if he prefers you without makeup put the effort in anyway.
-Learn to love him, but wait for him to say "I love you" first. Don't force yourself too hard.
-Be open, even if that means be silly sometimes.
Went from forever alone girl to engaged and incredibly happy with the man of my dreams.
>>24593958
>I want a female partner so we can sexually indulge in each other and share thoughts and feelings, making both our lives less lonely and more meaningful.
I think you're looking for a boyfriend, sorry. Women are fucking shrews.
>>24593874
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary.
>>24594261
>go for girls shorter than you
>womanlets orgarms when i talk to them
Are you implying you'll have better luck with women the shorter they are if you are tall?
>>24594471
The Masketta Man?
Bane?
>meet wonderful girl
>on a track scholarship
>gorgeous, fun
>likes me for some reason
>meet her parents
>start planing a life together
>alarm goes off
>wake-up
thanks brain
>>24594443
What am I supposed to be looking for from a woman then?
>>24594404
Do girls actually not reply because they're shy sometimes?
>>24594654
>asking another person what you should look for in a woman
>not knowing what you want from a woman
>wondering why you don't have a gf
nothing is more unattractive to a girl than this type of personality. you should know exactly what you want out of life. if you don't figure it out, girl comes second to that.
>>24594753
Very rarely, you might as well assume that they are not interested.
You know one way my life has definitely improved since I started dating my girlfriend is knowing I have someone who genuinely cares about me and has a set of expectations for my behavior. If I want to skip a class or engage in some sort of reckless behavior I think twice now because I have someone who would be impacted by my poor actions.
Also just be yourself isn't meme advice as far as relationships go.
>>24594753
Yeah I did at least. I meet a guy and talk to him for a bit but it made me feel so anxious always talking to him so I would avoid him.
Again, just for me, a big thing was to force myself to talk to him every day even though I was feeling very shy/uncomfortable. After a few weeks, I got to know and like him and love talking to him.
>>24594787
I wrote what I wanted already and he claimed it was something I couldn't get. In order to continue having a discussion, the obvious response at that point is to ask the other person what they believe you should be looking for given the thing you already described is something they found fault with.
>>24594404
>On a related note, how to get a bf:
>Be a girl
ftfy
>>24594343
>same height
>not shorter
she doesn't sees you as a man
>>24594504
>me
>tall
kek :^( i'm 1,70, shigly taller than the majority of man in collegue, but as i said you need to be heathly, they prob still prefer the obnoxyous brutes from PE
keep im mind my voice is super deep i have glasses, rather long unwashed hair and neckbeard, i only shower every 3 days since i stopped working out (at home) because tfw no taller gf
girls say i look 24 y old
>>24594811
You're not helping you homosexual
>>24594881
what if you're alexander the great?
try fat women on pof or okcupid.
>>24594880
Lots of lonely girls would disagree. A lot of things girls do can sabotage themselves and their hunt for a perfect bf.
>>24594912
You're not Alexander!
>>24593762
DUDE JUST BEE URSELF
Looks don't matter to girls im serious. pic related it's me im ugly as fuck but still get laid every night. Just be confident, stop being such a pussy. Now, go out there and slay yourself some prime female pussy, my man.
>>24594940
>lonely girl
that's an oxymoron
Just ask her out, you pussy.
t.visitor from /pol/. you guys are fucking pathetic.
>>24594954
shut the fuck up normie
>>24594912
i don't get it
>>24594924
>try fat woman
don't listen to this redditor, fat woman are litteraly the worse, even more than fembots, they even uglyer on the inside, and i ain't talking just about being healthy
>>24594940
>>>/reddit/
>>24594954
>>ITT: How to get a gf. No memes, no jewtricks, no bully, no just be yourself, just how to get a gf for reals
>meme hard
underage
>>24595014
>/pol/
>calling anyone pathetic
>message lots of girls on okcupid
>never get messaged back
I hate life
>>24593850
>implying any of us know how to get a gf let alone talk to girls
>>24594949
I can be a despotic King of Macedonia if I want man
>>24595027
There's plenty of fat single moms on MeetMe for you OP
>>24594851
That's small potatoes. He didn't find fault with anything you said, he presented a differing opinion with no evidence to support his opinion's validity. If that is truly what you want then you need not consider others thoughts because you know with 100% confidence that is what you want. You are unsure (even if only slightly so) from my estimation. Uncertainty is pussy repellant. That was the only point I tried to make. Apologies for coming across as condescending I actually would like to help.
>>24593762
Girl here,
I'm tired of you thirsty betas complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so let me give you these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10
>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale
>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. Just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha
>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections & actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.
>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $50K car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh, if you can't drive, consider suicide.
>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theres plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition
>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.
>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.
>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.
>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you're really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.
That's it. Pretty easy if you ask me.
Don't forget -- Just be yourself :)
>>24594055
God damn it anon.
You don't just kill yourself because you can't get a girlfriend. You're a fucking man. You continue with life. You find something that makes you happy. Focus on your studies or go back to school if you've already graduated. Learn a martial art. Go camping. Learn how to modify cars and mess around with them.
You don't need a woman to give you affection to have a meaningful life. Stop letting them have power over you. You're a man. You're the stronger, smarter, and more functional gender.
>>24595027
>>womanlets orgarms when i talk to them
>been called ugly and short on the few matches i had
DATING APPS/WEBSITES
ARE
FOR
HOOK UPS
they will only accept chad, so don't you fall for the ok cupid maymay, my family.
>>24595090
Hey cutie ;)
>>24594940
>>24594404
Then just stop being ugly!
Become a self-reliant healthy individual.
1. Acquire a job that will allow you to meet at least the minimum standard of living in your society.
2. Acquire an attractive body.
Things in your power include losing fat, increasing muscle mass and treating any health conditions.
Maintain personal hygiene and groom yourself.
3. Interact with women.
Bring yourself in social situations were prolonged, fairly intimate contact with single females is typical.
Well done anon! You have now acquired a gf.
Enjoy responsibly.
>>24595171
>Bring yourself in social situations were prolonged, fairly intimate contact with single females is typical.
HOW TO DO THIS? I don't even have girls to ask out senpai
>>24595162
I'm just fucking frustrated with the whole experience. All I want is some interaction with some single women, but that ain't happening
Watch vampire diaries, and act like Dtephen make urself dress like Damon, never wear anything with a graphic on it dress only in gray scale only smile when they say something nice to you, don't look mad either just look distracted all the time. Must be below 26 (look young is point). Works for me girls get it in their head your perfect cause they so only a few little things they like and imagine the rest for themselves, theyll let on what else they want then just give them what they say they want (need $$ for this to work, not tons just enough to look good)
>>24595025
This. Fatties are crazy as hell, they failed life on super easy mode and that fucks their brains up.
Fatties are no good for anything.
>>24594881
>i'm 1,70, shigly taller than the majority of man in collegue
>shigly taller than the majority of man in collegue
what is this bizarro world?
>>24593762
Be a better person than you were a month ago. That is the only way
>>24593880
Slowing down masturbation increases social drive.
>>24593958
What you're doing now obviously isn't working you have to change
>>24594188
He is right in his first statement. You are the problem, and you will let yourself keep being the problem.
>>24595090
tl;dr
you should've settled for
>be Chad
>>24593762
If you lived in NY i could take you out and teach you, little man
>>24595233
Join clubs.
You don't really have to be interested on the subject.
Maybe find someone from your job, the university, the gym.
Even if you can't find places with women, you can find a wingman and go to bars.
>>24594513
FORUFORYOU4U
>>24595090
You're a seasoned veteran troll, but I'm a wizard lurker.
6/10, you'll fool most but not the best.
>>24595347
>be Chad
Yeah, the /r9k/ boogeyman.
NewsFlash:He doesn't exist!
Just a pathetic excuse for you, low life virgins.
Im telling you how to be a man, for god sakes. Be the guy a girl wants! Put down the cheetos, make money, be /fit/, talk to people, lay off your stupid waifu bullshit and maybe a girl would notice you
>>24595454
That wasn't even a very good troll honestly, I think it was satire.
>>24593762
One simple trick: NoFap.
It hasn't worked for me yet, but I'm pinning all my hopes on this.
>>24593762
Don't ask r9k
>>24595595
I can't keep it up for more than a week(no pun).
>>24595275
its a particular one, albeith quite cheap
not americunt so no niggers in such places
the majority of the man, the shorter ones, look beta as fuck, even more weird and disgusting than a robot
about 40% of the woman are taller than I
wait, you think subhuman are smart enough to get in collegue? ahahahaha! the only tall man in there are the ones with rich dadies, and in here respectable(enough to get in collegue) woman don't like a daddy's boy
I havent had an irl gf for 3 years now.
So if that's what you're wanting then I aint got shit to advise you.
It's luck.
There's billions of them out there, you just have to be in the right place, at the right time, and find the right one that clicks with your sensibilities at the time.
>>24595814
>being this delusional
If trolling, I r8 5/10.
>>24595281
>>24595595
>NoFap
>Slowing down masturbation increases social drive.
I didn't fap at all until I was 18, and from then on 1-2 times a week. I can't cut down from that or I'll start to have wet dreams, which fucking suck. What do?
>>24595532
1/10 very poor
>>24594055
indulge in fictional fantasies. Its a good distraction from the harsh reality.
>>24595368
> Join clubs
> Job, uni, gym
> Bars
Where would a NEET meet women if they've finished school, don't have a job, and don't drink? Plus being a poorfag.
>>24594954
> hairless nipples
fuck me, even if i achieve that level of body fat and muscle i will still be ugly because i'm covered in moles and hair, and have hairy nipples.
pictures like this hurt my already low confidence.
>>24595894
2 options
1. Learn to deal with them. They'll go away after awhile
2. Get laid
So you better learn to deal with it
>>24595532
>maybe
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24595090
surprisingly motivating
>>24595977
You need to stop being a NEET and a poorfag.
I speak from experience. It's critical.
Also given that you have a degree you should be able to get a decent job.
>>24595454
That wasn't even an attempt to trick people. It was obvious satire. Why are you people so dumb
>>24596206
>Also given that you have a degree you should be able to get a decent job
hah, yeah, as a janitor or a barman maybe
>>24593762
Read Models by Mark Manson.
>be handsome
>be attractive
>don't be unattractive
>have money
>b confident
>b urself
>have a big dick
>>24593762
Find a hobby that's not jacking off, clean yourself up a bit, maintain yourself, express yourself by doing that hobby. Try and be social, but not overbearing. It's not easy, don't let people tell you it is, but in my experience that's what I've done for about 3 relationships so far. Worked semi-flawlessly and I've never been happier with the female I'm with now. It's been a little over 2 years. And remember, there's a difference between hard and impossible, this is hard.
>>24596678
Actually a good book.
But it's mostly experience OP. First read a book (e.g. Models), watch some videos (i recommend RSD), then go out and talk to a shitload of girls and get better and better at flirting.
Also, be at least mildly ambitious and successful in life. That probably helps in getting a gf, but is mostly good for yourself as well.
>>24596764
Really good advice, listen to this guy.
>>24596764
thanks for the chadvice, chad
>>24596832
fuck off
>>24596854
>fuck off
okay
>>24596854
You're welcome. Glad I could help.
Here's how it happened with my last two gf's.
>Get drunk on Halloween
>Be drunk enough to say funny shit
>Make my attraction known to her
(talking mainly to her, position my body toward her, eye contact, touch her hip/arm with my hand)
>Keep conversation for 5 minutes, after that ask for her number
>If all goes well, kiss (actually make out, girls at parties aren't going for pecks on the lips)
>Text her a few days later, try and set up either a coffee date or just come over and smoke a bowl
>Do that a few times, work toward bigger dates and more physicality
Admittedly this doesn't work every time, and even if you do all the steps right the attraction may just fizzle out, but it's really a numbers game. Do it enough and you WILL find someone who you find attractive and she'll find you attractive back
I'd say the first step is talking to women. Not "h-hey i think you're pretty and wanted to talk" bullshit, just casual talk with women you see in the supermarket, at work, school, w/e. And start working for that. You see a lot of bullshit about how getting a gf is about self improvement or something you have do to about yourself, but a relationship is about two persons and the first step is finding potential partners.
The rest depends on the context. You should research seduction.
Go to every chat room and make a profile on every free dating site. Talk to as many women as possible. You will fail most of the time but you will learn. Get good at taking with women, that will be your golden key. There are more factors but that is the first. Set up dates when you can. It'll be awkward most of the time but learn.
>>24593981
Whenever you get these thoughts in your head, ask yourself, does your mother do this?
Girls want a confident guy, who makes them feel good, who's fun to be around with and answers to their need for intimate social interaction. That's not only limited to sex.
The only reason why we have these basement dwellers complaining that all women are antagonistic harpies who exist only to make their lives miserable is because the only kind of woman they know is Stacey, the qt grill who the basement dweller wanted but had nothing to offer for her so she rejected him and because he doesn't know his own market value and won't settle for his level, he denies the existence of other women.
>>24595090
0/10. Try, try again. Then lock yourself in your basement.
Step 1: Be born with superior genetics
Step 2: Profit
>>24593958
people can feel lonely while in relationships, and single people can be not lonely. The two are unrelated. You think that having another person in your life will solve some of your problems, but nobody wants to get into a relationship to solve someone else's problems. I guarantee whatever issue that's underlying your loneliness will manifest in a relationship and drive you away from your gf. Relationships are for people who can mostly deal with their problems, you might get a little help, but you can't not make an effort to fix your shit and expect others to want to do it for you.
>>24594055
Virtual reality and love dolls.
>>24597103
Literally no robot goes for Stacy
Also most robots know their market value so they don't bother doing anything.
>>24593958
>I don't think not masturbating will make me get a gf to be honest.
It will make you less complacent with not having one, and it will help lower your expectations to normal levels.
>>24597390
also, there's no "how to get a gf". People who get good gfs aren't following steps. Take care of yourself, work on your career, go out sometimes and have conversations. Sometimes you'll talk to women. Don't talk to them like you're trying to get them to be your gf. If that's what you're thinking, they'll know, you're never as subtle as you think you are. Be present in the moment, not off in some fantasy where you two are dating. You'll know if you did good in the conversation. At the end, ask when you'll see her again. That's all you have to do. Sometimes you mess up in the conversation. Take a lesson from that, and continue to take care of yourself. You're not taking care of yourself to impress anyone, you're doing it because it's good for you. If you're lazy with yourself, nobody is going to think you won't be lazy with them.
>>24593762
Confidence
>looks
>money
>status
>penis
>age
>hobbies
Absolutely none of that shit matters. All you need is confidence.
Believe in who are you OP. Stand up for yourself. Own up to being whatever you are, however you look, whatever status you have. A woman won't define who you are. You will. Have this take it or leave it mentality. If a girl likes you, she likes you, if not, she can fuck off.
Grab your fucking balls and go talk to women. Take control. Lead your life. If you are a good enough leader, she will follow you.
>>24593762
I wonder the same thing. I fell for the lie that if you get your life together.(Degree/house/car/hobbies) That women will come to you. That is an outright lie and those fuckers know it. Asking out tons of women also makes everyone call you desperate so you cannot do that. If you try being friends with women they do everything in their power to make sure you cannot date anyone and will actively destroy any chance of a relationship with their friends. The game is rigged.
>>24593850
Trust me m8, having a girlfriend isnt going to solve all your problems. You need to feel better about yourself before you even try
>>24593762
give up bro its not going to happen
even if you get lucky and manage to get an average looking girl, she will eventually leave you when she gets a chance with a genetically superior male
just find something you enjoy and live your life, forget women you will be much happier
>>24598557
is this from one of the gundam anime?
>>24598192
>I fell for the lie that if you get your life together.(Degree/house/car/hobbies) That women will come to you.
Because you're missing the point. You're doing all those things with the end goal of getting a gf, which is self defeating.
>>24598080
>Absolutely none of that shit matters. All you need is confidence.
topestkek
>>24598966
not him, but
>I use online dating data to judge human behavior.
Talk to as many girls as possible
Make friends with as many girls as possible
If they don't like you or try to avoid you etc., move on, keep trying.
Its going to suck, your going to get shot down more times than you can imagine till you get to the point where your in the mindset that literally every woman on earth doesn't like you
But as long as you
>Don't
>Stop
You will find one, I promise
Love is a game of chance anon, the only way to win is to keep rolling, I found my gf 2 years ago and now were engaged.
I wish I could tell you, OP.
I've had a few chances at a gf, but I ruined them all. Looking back at it, it was pretty much all my fault. One girl, who was way out of my league mind you, really liked me and made it painstakingly obvious. But because I was an autist at that age and had absolutely no confidence I ruined it all.
>>24599241
>what is the halo effect
fuck off normie
>>24599356
>what is confirmation bias
Recommendation: suicide.
>>24599715
>what is: something that doesn't apply
shouting random terms you heard online won't make you look credible, you retarded normie scum
get the fuck back to facebook
>>24599738
Says the retard frothing at the mouth, spouting every meme buzzword he can think of.
>something that doesn't apply
>butthat'sfuckingwrong.jpg
>>24599791
>meme buzzword
looks like I triggered the normie defense mechanism, watch him be irrational as everyone laughs at him
>>24599791
stop memeing you retard
>lose weight if you're fat>be legitimately be funny if you can't lose weight>dress decently (just copy your average normie tbqh)>get normie hobbies>watch how normies act>get normie friends>talk to girls>don't be a bitch nigger, i.e. a leftard
>>24599823
>watch him be irrational as everyone laughs at him
Project harder. I'm not the one angrily yelling on the internet at the ebil normies.
Confirmation bias does apply to this situation, and you're exhibiting it.
>>24599902
> be some ideal "normal"
Fuck you bitch nigger. Going to be myself.
>>24599946
No, you don't go full normie. You act normal enough so she doesn't think you're gonna rape and murder her.
>>24599946
>'how do I get gf'
>gets actual advice
>'REEE I DONT WANT TO BE A NORMIEE GET OUTTT'
kek
>>24599972
>tfw you give a fuck what she thinks about you
buddy. She can blow it out her ass. I couldn't give a shit less what a random chick thinks about me. I'd much rather be abnormal in her eyes but be myself than pretend to be something some random bitch likes.
You should attract people who like you for who you already are.
>>24593935
This. Once you are a completely capable male, with a car, residence, and decent job, you can go out and fish, or troll the waters and let the fish come to you.
this is bullshit i dont have any of those things and i get girls no problem. sure those things help but theyre not needed to get girls
>>24600041
Those factors only indirectly help to get gf. All those things that anon mentioned help to put an individual in a certain state of mind that makes courtship easy. One that you already may be in.
>>24593762
you need to post a pic so i can drill in to you and tell you what you need to change physically about yourself.
then you need a close friend to be brutally honest with you and tell you about any annoying/weird/creepy things you do without realising that would put a girl off. if that friend is girl then it would be even better
>get a decent haircut
>get decent clothes
>get good facial hair if you can
>go to the gym
>find out about any defects in your personality/attitude
>>24595090
dont listen to this guy he's just being annoying
>>24600116
perhaps but those things alone are not gonna get him any chicks. unless he just buys them shit all the time in exchange for sexual favours but thats just shit
>>24600128
there's no way to stop myself from stuttering and stumbling on words
guess I'm fucked forever
>>24600203
> those things alone are not gonna get him any chicks
That's true, and if you're talking casual sex, it may hinder him. You can do without them, and you can't expect them to be able to pull girls on their own.
>>24600256
there probably is. i used to be shy and nervous as fuck, but the more you put yourself out there the less nervous you get.
youll be suprised how going to the gym and doing activities can help you gain confidence. you need to do things that will have you interacting with people you dont know on a regular basis so it stops being so daunting.
i used to get really nervous if i just had to make a phone call to order food or some other service. you can get rid of the stumbling trust me.unless its like a medical condition or something like a stammer
>>24600360
my stuttering has nothing to do with nervousness, I stutter even when talking to myself
stuttering is a mental deficiency that noone knows the cause of, there's no fixing it
>>24593762
stop being thirty women can sense your desperation. also replace that desperation with ambition instead and get some goals in life. next give yourself some value by taking care of yourself and appearance. Lastly learn into social skills and learn the art of charm.
>>24593762
Don't be a coward and talk to her.
Don't be afraid of rejection.
It's hard, but it's harder to stay alone all the time.
>>24600389
>there's no fixing it
Speech language pathology can and has helped plenty of people to manage that condition.
>>24600389
i dont think girls will mind the stuttering too much as long as you dont come across as nervous. obviously depends on the girl
>>24595090
This is why you should NEVER ask for dating advice from girls. It's a very good example of it.
This girl is only thinking about herself and what she wants. It's so obvious she's a gold digging slut that looks for you to have a nice car, have a lot of money, social status, and a big dick to give to her thirsty ass.
See her mindset here?
>I want this and this and this
>give me this
>give me that
>give me that too
A girl cannot think like a guy. A girl cannot understand what it means to be a confident man. A girl cannot teach you to be manly and strong. A girl cannot teach you to have courage. A girl cannot even imagine what it means to lead.
This advice is about as garbage as the ones you might get from your grandparents.
>>24600513
that's not a real girl you plum
>>24600513
You were so ready to bust out that lecture you pulled it on a fake girl.
>>24600513
>implying it wasn't silly shit written up by a robot from the pov of a woman
It was pretty bang on though, if it got you to reply seriously.
if it doesnt happen naturally at some point in your mid-late teens it wont ever happen
seriously ive followed all advice, people just sense there is something wrong and a part of you isnt there that is present in normal people
ive talked to probably thousands of new people and havent even made a single friend in that time, although it did ruin my mind and make me hate myself even more
>>24598080
>thinks he can control women
laughingwhores.jpg
i think you have it backwards buddy women have the golden vagina and they can control you or manipulate you with sex. i don't fucking serve women at all so i don't even date them.
>>24593762
Ugly girl here. Average guys, and average seem to always shoot for the stars. Or what they perceive as "equal" value as themselves. But you know what? Even if you two are the same in looks, you two are not of equal value, she will always be of higher value than you. There are plenty of other guys like you that think she's average and are inflating her ego as well, because they think she's more attainable. You guys always go for things that are unattainable and cry when your wax wings melt.
>>24600830
>guys only go for hot girls meme
go back to /r/trollxchromosomes
befriend as many guys as you can. that raises the chance to meet a girl who likes you. that's how I met my gf
>be me 3 years ago
>26 years old, never had a gf
>meet this cool dude at work
>become good friends
>2 months later he introduces me to this qt friend of his gf
>she instantly likes me
she's my gf for 3 years now. feels good
>>24600859
I didn't say hot, stop making shit up just to argue. Same looks = they are average too.
I've had a few GFs, all times they've been due to extreme luck. I find them in a class and they just randomly message me out of nowhere and then it escalates. They usually do most of the work and then it leads to an eventual relationship. I then try my best to maintain it but they gradually get colder and colder even though I literally don't change the way I act or talk to them the whole time, they just randomly stop liking me and then leave me and then I feel like absolute fucking shit for another three years or so until the cylce repeats.
I think I might actually be in the matrix. It always goes the same way, it always happens around the October/November period and they always break up with me for the same reasons. I have no idea what to do.
>>24594753
>Do girls actually not reply because they're shy sometimes?
Depends, are you Christian Grey?
>>24593762
Hey OP I don't have much experience with girls but and I probably wouldn't take advice from my self but i think the best way to get a girl friend is to try as hard as you can to live with out a girl friend until the opportunity presents its self. Any other way will probably just make you look foolish and you'll probably regret it but that's up to you
>>24600830
And who'e assigning this magical value? You? You don't even have the liberty to accept your own looks and call yourself an ugly girl, why the FUCK would I care about your opinion about how valuable I am?
>>24602646
You replied to me, angrily might I add, therefore you care. Look at you, idiot.
Might want a brain before trying out for a gf.
>>24600830
Ugly guy here, wanna get married?
>>24602762
>a dumb broad assuming I want a gf just because I'm on this thread
I'm really laughing at how pathetic you are right now. Really grasping at the straws here. Firstly, you direct the guilt of not being approached by men towards yourself by calling yourself ugly, and then you try to devalue male species as a whole with some sort of generalized trash as a way to express your anger towards them.
It's so easy to see through you.
Pic related desurobo plz go
Entering this thread late, but here is some real advice from someone who was a KV until age 23 and has now had a girlfriend for four years.
* Have at least some semblance of a social life. Have friends you hang out with. You can meet people at work, at school, at special interest clubs (book/anime/gaming clubs that you can find near you and join), etc. Friends are a great way to meet women; it's how I met my GF.
* Have hobbies and interests. Cultivate them if you don't already.
* Have ambitions and strive to achieve something. A job, an education, a career. Figure out what you want to do in the long term and take steps towards it.
* Take care of yourself. Be healthy and hygienic. Try not to dress like a total slob and try to have a haircut / facial hair situation that is not totally disastrous.
* Actively pursue women. Ask women out. Try online dating and keep at it. Get used to rejection; it's not the end of the world. Best routes to go IMO are either asking out women that you know tangentially (through a friend, etc.) or looking for venues specifically meant for dating (singles events, online dating sites). Cold asking out women on the street or whatever is not so good.
The most important thing is to work on improving yourself, and to be persistent (not with the same woman, but with the pursuit of getting a GF). Also, try not to be a bitter retard like a lot of people on this board. Good luck.
