So we have Chad, Tyrone, and Pepe, but what do we call the Asian Chad? Is Chang too similar?
>>24592880
Lee?
>>24592880
Why did you mention Pepe? Is he the frog Chad?
Hung
>>24592943
Li Thun Da Kok
We call him chad coz an Asian chad is just a white guy
>not just calling him Long Wang
step it up senpai
Wang Hung Lo
Why are "second generation asians" so nice? I wanted to befriend the ones I met but I'm too unskilled socially.
Oni
This guy is ugly+asian
HOW DID HE OBTAIN SUCH A QT
>>24592880
fuck you /mu/
>>24593354
rude tbhfam
>>24593343
Maybe because he doesn't spend all his time wallowing in his own sadness on an Angolan ship-in-a-bottle enthusiast forum
Dan Long Wang
Wan Hong Dong
(hong dong literally means massive dong)
>>24593469
nice one m8y
Andrew Kimchicock
Lee, Le, Li, and any variation of those.
>Bruce Lee
>Brandon Lee
>Jet Li
>Cuong Le
>Jackie Chan
Why's he staring into the camera?
>>24592880
That really brought a smile to my face.
>>24592880
>someone actually filmed this
>>24594809
Pretty sure the guy is the one that filmed it.
>>24592880
Chang Long Wang
13246214
>>24592880
Asian chad is only chad to other Asians and girls obsessed with anime and Japan. Still kucked by like 95% of white people.
Quick reminder that asian chads are literally the Chad of all chads since one from amongst them got pic related
>>24594870
Yeah, I know.
I'm pretty concerned that someone would actually film this.
>>24595276
She's like a 7, senpai. Peobably 5.5 with less make up.
>>24595510
She's a 10/10 you be quiet
Ricky Lee
>>24593009
Chingchong Longdong
>>24595133
heh if you say so anon ;^)
>>24595698
It's kinda true.
If you can only attract weeaboos, that doesn't make you any more a chad than a obese guy that only attracts women obsessed with fatties.
>At least QT weeaboos exist
>>24592943
I saw Lee Thunderwang here long ago.
Japanese Chad's surname is Sandaakokku.
>>24593343
He got lucky, he happened to be in the vicinity of a severely delusional White girl with an inferior fetish
She's in Korea but she still could've at least pulled a good-looking Korean
>>24595276
Lel you people are too desperate
I think Gavyn would work.
>>24596089
OP here, I'm actually black and was just curious.
If the answer isn't Kevin then it's not an answer now is it
I would say personally that at the least 75% of americanized asians that I've met in my years have been called Kevin. They always play sports too.
It's weird.
>>24596157
>Source: Onion, though there's a grain of truth in it
>>24592880
>better looking than me
>kinder than me
>more comfortable around girls than me
>makes her feel safe
>statistically more likely to have a higher income
there's not a single negative i can think of
i don't blame women for not wanting me if they can get people so much better.
>>24596388
>>better looking than me
Dear god how fucking ugly are you?
>>24592976
winning post
>>24592880
Jackie Chad
>>24596294
>The Americanization
>>24592880
>chad
>asian
Choose 1
>>24596388
smaller dick is one
Wang Long Dong.
>>24596556
/thread ayy lmao not original
>>24595276
Katya is dating a white guy right now. So that "asian chad" got keked. Which is sad since she is in south korea. Seems like asian guy would get her but nope.
>>24596294
>austin
>dakota
>caitlin
what the fuck is wrong with white people? these are ugly as fuck names
>>24596294
Why don't asians in the west ever get asian names?
>>24596294
>Sinutab
lel
>>24596623
>tfw Katya is a whore
>tfw you want a pure version of her
>>24596644
because there are no asian people to influence them
I know an asian girl named lucy because her parents liked I Love Lucy. Maybe if they were in asia they'd name her after some asian actress
>>24596427
If you think that guy is ugly you clearly have no idea what makes a guy attractive to a girl
> a hot korean guy will never use his starcraft high-apm fingers on your dick
>>24596644
We do. Ya'll just can't pronounce them so we have to adopt slave names
>>24596727
Your tone language is hard for people to pronounce yes, espically when names are written out in latin I assume, but is it so bad that the name gets butchered when pronounced by a non-asian?
>>24596694
>because there are no asian people to influence them
Well I wonder why the first generation immigrants don't give their children asian names.
>>24596722
Not enough punches for that you fag.
>>24596591
Naturally skinny and stringy physique that a lot of cute girls in their teens are after. Only deformed facial features and shit personality are in your way.
>>24596815
At least with my ethnic group, yes, some names simply can't be pronounced by westerners. Some names have accents or consonants that just don't exist in English.
>>24596717
>you clearly have no idea what makes a guy attractive to a girl
Yea, not be ugly.
Or be enough of a weeb to glorify Asian culture and people for something they're not
That guy is ugly as fuck by European standards.
>tfw no Japanese Otaku friend to talk about anime and cause mischief with
>Want to go visit Japan but they'll only think I'm there for their women
>ywn have a girl cuddle you like that
>ywn be confident enough to have a gf in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P70I5zWey8c
>>24592880
The same name that one chad Asian from Glee had.
>>24597171
>Want to go visit Japan but they'll only think I'm there for their 2D women
Fixed that for you
>>24596727
That is retarded, most of the names atleast in south-east asia have sounds in them that can't be spelled out in the writing system that the west uses so they must adjust to the environment they choose to live in. If I lived in Philippines I wouldn't name my kids after characters in Finnish folktales(although I would not name them after those in Finland either but you get the point).
What I want to know is, where can I meet an asian Chad?
>>24597238
But if you have an asian name then you can spell it out in kanji to impress women, I'm sure they eat that shit up
>>24592880
Chan I guess?
>>24592880
that fuckin' webm made me fuckin' sick
>>24592880
he pets her like shes his pussy cat.
>>24592943
Lee is bretty gud, but only because of Bruce.
>>24592880
Ken. Asians Chads are often named Ken.
>>24592880
Am I too far gone, this gave me the strangest boner. This is better than porn.
>>24596556
this is it folks
Asian dude here (nip)
All the asian chads are pretty much either named lee or like tom/ben/mike. Easy 2 pronounce english words.
They drive gtrs/porshe 911s and pretty much get bitches of all races just due to $$$.
Arab chads are all named hassan for some reason. Play fifa all day, smoke a shit ton like just asian chads and have a shit ton of white hoes for some reason because white girls buy into "arab money" meme. Btw all arab college students get tuition paid +2.3k stipend a month from their government.
Asian/arab chad aren't bad at all, they like me because racial bond. I'm currently hanging out with one (his parent bought him a maclaren 12c), we have an arraignment where I intronduce him to white girls and he introduces me to azn qt3.14s.
Also from ops gif, she literally looks like a weeaboo ex I had freshman year, it's scary how all attractive weeaboos have the exact same look. Either danish or slavic.
>>24596294
>male
>white
>dakota
not even gonna mention the black names.
>>24596638
It's the onion you illiterate nigger.
>>24598319
holy fuck the more I see it the more it becomes truth for me.
All attractive weeaboos HAVE THE EXACT SAME eyes. exactly like the ones in the op
>>24592972
mexican/latino
but i think juan is better
>alright babe, i'm gonna film us doing nothing for a few minutes
How are these people chads? What woman agrees to something so stupid and cringe worthy?
>>24598448
>latino chad
>not Francisco or Alejandro spoken in soft sensual voice followed by a spanish guitar chord
come on mate
>>24598481
They want to show each other off on social media. They're in love and want to express their happiness.
>Asian chad
lol what OP
>implying azns can be alphas
KEKEKEKKEKEKKKEKEKKKEKKEKKEKKKEKEK
THERE'S NO "ASIAN CHADS" BECAUSE THERE. ARE. NO. ALPHA. ASIANS.
THEY'RE GENETICALLY BETA. IF YOU GET KEKED BY AN AZN YOU'RE NO LONGER IN BETA TERRITORY. YOU'RE A FULL BLOWN OMEGA.
Thank you.
>>24598775
that's not true, i exist.
>>24592985
tragically underrated post
why are white men the most defensive of their women?
Azn on azn = no one cares obviously
Azn on black = her whole family/friend circle liked me, as I was the first asian that they actually befriended. Seemed like all nigs like dbz and yugioh a lot.
Azn on white= I got a shit ton of dirty looks, I remember on Halloween where we both went as eevees, and all the beta white keks I knew from cs lectures would talk shit like "shes only with him cuz he's rich", "nice micro dick faggit".
>tfw asians taking all white women in Canada
>>24598886
Because all these genetically inferior subspecies keep trying to steal our women.
When we steal one of yours, it's a godsend to her entire family. When you steal one of ours, you took thousands of years of genetic perfection and throw it straight into the trash.
We run the world despite the billions of chinks for a reason. We are the best race, hands fucking down. We defend our race because it's for the betterment of mankind, despite the constant attack of chinks and nigs.
>>24598928
HAHAHAHHA I see more white men asian women than the other way around
most people stick to their race, at least those who aren't inferior :^)
>>24598928
she's obviously just doing it for attention.
that webm hurts, man
>>24598847
hahahah dumb chinks
>>24598886
>why are white men the most defensive of their women?
Those are Blacks.
Asians don't care because they understand that White is superior, so mating with Whites is desirable and no reason to be angry.
But Asian men get mad when they don't get White women while Asian women get White men, so they post their Asian inferiority like amwf guys. It's pretty lel
>>24598928
This one actually pisses me off. Not cause he's asian but because he's fucking ugly, like literally 2/10 and she's a solid 8/10. She could get any guy she wanted, there's a bunch of rich asians if she wants that but she doesnt even go for the rich chad asians. She is literally going for the bottom of the barrel. WHY?
>>24598976
but what about those qt.314 hapa children?
amwf = most of the hapa models in japan
wmaf= elliot rodgers
same shit different night
Its Chong McThundelwong
>>24599109
They all look the same to her probably.
She's just doing it because she's trying to be progressive and brag to her friends that she's fucked one of every type.
>>24599153
Still though, she could literally fuck anyone. She could literally fuck big dick 1 in a billion rich as fuck asian chad who is jacked as fuck and drives a ferrari everywhere but she settles for someone that is actually less appealing than my shits. How the fuck does that guy seriously think he deserves that? How the fuck did they even meet? Why?
>>24599133
Women usually move to the man's country
also you're generalizing out of insecurity, when there are a ton of wmaf hapas that are good-looking
doesn't change the fact that Whites are desired, and thus superior, and desperate Asian desire for Whites is proof of this
Not exactly asian sounding but all of the Asian American Chads I've known were named Bill
>>24599185
he probably drives a 250k+ car, going to ubc.
When I went to UBC, that was pretty much it, rich asian dudes with snow bunny trophy gfs.
>>24598775
The brave alpha white man wipes the cheeto dust from the brim of his fedora, his job done.
>>24599222
Yeah but at UBC there are also asian dudes that are attractive as fuck and rich. Not a literal 2/10 asian with money, like actual rich, attractive, strong, alpha asian chads. She could get one of those asian chads
>>24599199
Bullshit.
You beta nerds are all so fucking thirsty for the yellow possy
>>24598928
No... No!... NO!
>have thisboic saved minus the bf
>see that she has a bf
>no details about her bf matter
>mfw the idea of attractive women having bfs, attractive women have sex, and/or attractive women liking/being attracted to men
>>24599242
the age of the asian chad is upon us
200 years in the future r9k will be full of poor white immigrants in china complaining about how chang took all their white girls
the wheel of fortune turns forever, r9k's greatest delusion is that the situation now is both permanent and natural
it isn't, and it won't last
feels good to know that some time in the future my non-white brothers will get to live in a world which is less hostile to them
>>24592880
Hung Lo
Dat Hung Kok
Phuc Dat Bitch
>>24599265
I don't care for asian girls
But there are many on this site that do because this is a faggot weeb site
>why are these attractive females dating inferior asian men?
>WAH! all women want Chad,WAH WAH! they would never date an unattractive betafag like me WAH!
>>24599242
The really attractive asian chads only date the hottest asian girls.
the ugly ones, but with still a ton of money go for the bei meizi, because they can't get an asian girl thats used to being pampered her entire life.
I knew one amwf couple, he came to canada with 600k in his bank, the girl was raised in near poverty. We all pretty much guessed why they hooked up
>>24599302
before 200 years you die a jealous virgin with inferiority
>Whites
>moving to china over genetically superior japan
>>24599361
japan will be extinct by then.
sorta fuels my fantasy that maybe I should move back to japan and start a family there so that there would be anime for future generations to come.
>>24599332
but that's kind of you
except you are jealous of white men
Maxwell Hung
>>24592880
having a gf doesn't make you a Chad.
the fucker look like a virgin too, i'm sure its his first one
>>24599185
Calm down Elliott. He's ugly but he looks robust.
>>24599199
whites are desired because of 500 years of colonialism - it's observable across all of history that those with power are considered attractive. During the Roman empire, Roman men often married local women. In the Qing dynasty, while China still strong enough for it to consider itself the centre of the world, Portuguese merchants in China took wives from India and from among the poor ethnic minorities in the south of China because Chinese women did not want them - a sharp contrast to the experience of conquistadors in South America, where they were in a position of power.
The universal rule of history has been first comes money, then power (cultural and military). The hard power keeps your empire stable, the soft power wears away the conquered's will to resist - even convincing them that their conquest was natural and right.
Unfortunately, nobody has yet managed to maintain their hold on the top spot. What rises must always fall, and when the money moves, so will the power and prestige. It's just a matter of time.
panta rhei, philes mou
>>24599458
lel.
little big jizz
>>24599483
That first paragraph applies to an extremely small level of Europeans and involves status instead of looks (and culture).
Whites objectively better looking as we (Europe) are much taller and have more balanced skull and facial characteristics than Asians. Much of beauty is objective.
Saudi's are wealthy, yet everyone considers them ugly.
You have now receded to "W-WE CHINESE WILL BE ATTRACTIVE IN COMING FUTURE Y-YOU'LL SEE" in response to "Whites are better-looking and more desired", which is pathetic because it will never happen. Fucking hilarious how primitive, dishonest culture Chinese are, unlike superior Japanese.
You are conflating status with beauty, like a dirty peasant that you are.
>>24599483
little addendum to make that what is considered white changes - it is noticeable that during the late period of colonialism, as Spain and Portugal declined, and the Northern European empires expanded, the definition of "white" (and therefore the superior race) retracted accordingly to just "Germanic" peoples.
It's a little relic of that time that Indo-European linguistics (a field that has roots in the quest for the Urheimat of the Aryan master race, so called because of the "Arya" people who conquered India in the Vedas and, they assumed, Europe as well, spreading the common IE language family.), is known in Germany as Indogermanische Sprachwissenschaft - the conquering groups being split into Indic (roughly comprising the Indo-Iranian languages) and "Germanic" groups (pretty much everything in Europe, even Baltic and Slavic).
>>24599639
You're not really that much taller than East Asians( 182 cm Northern Europe {186 is self measured, 181 is doctor measured} to 171 cm Portugal) vs (180 cm Inner Mongolia, 176 cm Shandong, 175cm SK, down to 168 CM Guang Zhou). Beauty isn't really that objective, it changes dramatically from generation to generation even within the same country. In terms of facial symmetry and maxillary development, Europeans aren't superior at all.
competition breeds excellence amirite
>>24599639
Firstly I'm not even asian so foh with that shit,
second of all what the fuck does "more balanced skull shape" even mean, get your head out of the 19th century, jesus. It's a classic conceit of the ruling class to consider themselves natural rulers, and to make up any old nonsense to justify it. The inbred Ptolemies and Inca royals used to justify their rule by preserving their royal blood, even though it objectively led to horrible birth defects.
Furthermore, how do you reconcile your "facts" fresh from your ass with actual studies of unconscious reaction that found black faces, of all people, the most attractive?
I don't know why I'm even responding to this given that you can't seem to understand the difference between the effects on human perception of a small number of wealthy oil sheiks with no influence outside their country on the masses in the last ~50 years vs 500 years of highly racialised conquest and propagation of white-supremacist ideology. You seriously, SERIOUSLY don't understand that the status attached to a certain look is what causes it to be attractive? Why did people in medieval Japan paint their teeth black and shave off their eyebrows? BECAUSE IT WAS CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE - why? - BECAUSE IT IMPLIES STATUS
STATUS FIRST - EVERYTHING ELSE SECOND
and not a single porn picture itt.
>>24598319
>>24592943
LEE
E
E
It's officialy Lee.
A westernized version of Li. Also reminds you of Bruce Lee.
>>24599747
>6'1 dinaric alps
>5'9-5'10 South Korea that is more first world than Dinaric alps
>n-not that much difference
Keep coming with more excuses.
>In terms of facial symmetry and maxillary development, Europeans aren't superior at all.
Yes they are, European facial characteristics are more balanced than Asian and in better ratio. This is objective.
Not only that but Europeans have far superior culture to dirty Chinese, and to South Koreans.
It's funny you shift the goalposts when I present to you the fact that currently Whites are superior and desired to other races, Asians included, far more than the other way around.
Is it that hard for you to admit Whites are superior? Lel
>>24599794
I'm talking about beauty, status is separate from that and in many times meaningless.
>second of all what the fuck does "more balanced skull shape" even mean, get your head out of the 19th century,
Am I talking to somebody who won't admit there are physical difference between "races"?
What is the Russian version?
Ivan?
>>24600101
def vlad. vlad impales
>>24596294
>newport
>propecia
offensive names for any baby
The asian names are funny because they are hyper-western. there was a 5 year old asian kid called Frank in my school and it always made me crack up.
The asian names are still the best though. They aren't ludicrous like Dakota. Fucking white trash.
>>24592880
Hiroyuki Bangkok
has a nice ring to it, dontcha think
>>24592880
Ming is the only correct answer
>>24598648
fucking gay. you don't need to share it, you just need to have the moment with eachother. They're being blatant homosexuals, sir, and you should admit it.
Kenji.
>>24592880
Someone has more stuff like that?
Shit like this is the only thing that can make me feel nowadays, it's not a good feel but it's something.
>>24599231
i kek'd, i admit it.
>>24596294
>black males
>Newport
Lol.
Too bad this list is total bullshit.
>>24600616
Dude. I wouldn't be so certain. There are some even more ridiculous black names than that. I'm talking about the uneducated, ghetto trash blacks. They're fucking retarded when it comes to names.
Asians aren't really Chads. They're just walking wallets.
>>24600669
I dunno. If they are confident and very intergrated into white culture, as well as being tall/fit then they are capable of being chads IMO. Perhaps they have to work slightly harder than whites or blacks to attain that dominant male energy, but it's possible.
The only problem is penis size. As everyone already knows, Asians struggle to break the 6inch barrier, where as whites are packing.
Man this thread did not disappoint.
>>24600732
I have an entire folder full of big asian penises. It's a myth, and scientifically invalid. If you believe asians have small penises, you have to believe whites do too.
>>24593343
I think he's kinda cute.
>I'll never have a cute Asian bf to stroke my face
>>24596294
>Sinutab
>>24593343
You think he's ugly? I think he's qt as fuck.
>>24600066
No it's not objective. You literally said that without evidence, proof or citaiton. Therefore it's subjective, since its your opinion. Dinarics are definitely tallest in Europe, but they're a good 3-4 inches taller than their Italian, Greek, Hungarian neighbors. They're very ectomorphic and have aged caveman faces.
3 inches is about 4% increase in vertical length. Asians have better cheekbones and wider jaws. You don't even know a single ratio of the face. Prove me wrong without googling.
>>24600066
Asians are vastly superior to whites in terms of brainpower, compassion, and even social ability (the average Asian has friend groups twice as large as the average white). If you look at IQ differences, it's on average 10 higher, and 20 higher in terms of achievement. Pretty much 70% of modern technology (21st century), barring a couple very popular websites, is Asian designed and manufactured. Whites often rebrands it though (apple uses samsung oem).
>>24592880
I never asked for this feel, make it stop
>>24600732
The only reason they would be confident and integrated into white culture is because they are rich. Do you think fobs are rich? Do you think poor people have the privilege of free time to learn about whatever else they want?
>>24601882
>compassion,
No. Asians will use and throw away their own kind for their own personal benefit, see Chinese factories.
>>24601946
Not the anon you're replying to
If they were smart enough, than yeah
>>24601994
It doesn't matter how smart you are, if you don't have the time for it, you can't do it. Its that simple.
>24602026
Smart people optimize the time they have. It's not a stretch to say that fobs could spend a small amount of their day learning about western culture, let's be real man
>>24602162
dun goofed meant for >>24602026
>>24592880
look at them, high on love. the perfect targets, they are too dopey to be situationally aware and alert :^)
