>he has blonde hair
>he usually has no plans for friday nights
>he has never done LSD before
>he doesn't listen to rings of saturn
>>24589279
>he steals other peoples thread ideas
I bet you steal rare pepes too, faggot
>He's not white or Asian
This is my only real red flag.
>>24589279
>hes not a degenerate fag like OP
>>24589279
>tfw you match the criteria
>>24589507
>tfw you aren't white or asian
>>24589279
>he has never done LSD before
Why is this one a concern for you? Just curious.
>>24589279
I know this is more than likely bait but in the odd chance it's not it's pretty funny you think your opinion matters as a female
>>24589279
4/4 lads i'm more of a red blanket than a red flag
>>24589279
>he has short hair
just fuck off if you look like a doll, i wish short haired guys didn't hit on me so much
>>24589866
Because druggies dichotomize the society into those who have been to the ineffable other side and uninitiated mortals, why else?
>>24589462
>funny frog reference
TOP KEK LEL M8 my reddit bro!
>liking shitty tech-death
>>24589580
I feel for that seal so much
>has no basic manners or consideration for others (never washes hands, eats with his mouth open, blasts music while his neighbors are trying to sleep, that kind of shit)
>he's racist or socially conservative
>smokes, drinks or uses drugs
>other destructive habits (chronic overeating, extreme laziness, etc.)
Anything else I can overlook. Just be a half-way decent guy.
>>24589279
pussy?
I think my comment is very original.
Deleted.
Aborted.
You are aborted.
>>24590175
>he's racist or socially conservative
Fuck off, you liberal dumb bitch.
>>24589279
>he doesn't listen to rings of saturn
Such a cancerous fan base. I used to take lessons from Lucas before they were big. Now, they're fans are all "le maymay XD" reddit tier fags.
>>24590175
>>has no basic manners or consideration for others (never washes hands, eats with his mouth open, blasts music while his neighbors are trying to sleep, that kind of shit)>he's racist or socially conservative
Good luck. This is contradictory.
>>24590218
What are you favorite songs of them tho?
>>24590093
u think early decapitated sucks?
>>24589279
haaaaaiii kiss...flowered dresses and high heels look good on you. Random anons on 4chan
>>24590269
Immaculate Order, Godless Times, and Grinding of Internal Organs.
>>24590175
I smoke and drink casually. I wonder how many women think of that as a red flag. Other than that, I'm pretty good guy.
I'm not into blonde but sometimes you just can't deny it and /pol/ approves of your boner
>>24590394
I wouldn't date a smoker (even if its only a social smoking thing) because I have asthma (inb4 fat, just hereditary). I think most girls who don't smoke wouldn't want to date a smoker.
Drinking though I dont mind a bit, as i occasionally drink, but I am very wary of people who drink a lot. I wouldnt want to date someone who couldnt just stop drinking if that makes sense. But i think this is something that varies a lot, I have a few alcoholic relatives and hate it/them, so I really dont like it
>>24589279
>actually listening to Rings of Saturn
>>24590463
Quickly! Checkmygf.com!
>>24589279
>he posted dick pics online
>he donates to twitch or patreon whores
