>go to ebay
>place bid on item days before the auction is over
>get the price up
>don't even want the item
>order hamburger at mcdonalds
>get hamburger
>tell them I said no onions
>get another hamburger free
>I actuaily don't mind onions
>mom asks how long ago my last shower was
>say 1 week
>actually 2 weeks
>pro-life
>kill a bunch of people
>fill Brita filter with tap water
>nobody will even notice the difference
>>24588143
Literal scum
>get mommy to let me build 1700$ gaming computer by threatening to kill myself if she doesn't
>just shitpost and play dwarf fortress on it.
>neighbor complains about my parked car partially blocking the sidewalk
>pull it up so it completely blocks it
>enjoy a song
>write the lyrics on the wall in permanent marker
>>24588619
same desu senpai
not surprising this wasnt original
>Reply lmao to a comment
>I didn't actually laugh
>go onto a really rare, hot item
>wait until about 5 minutes before it's complete
>knock the price up to just below what they normally go for online
>some poor c u c k has inevitably left his max bid at around that, is now forced to pay normal price
>>24588619
You cock mongling faggot! I'm over here struggling to run Fallot 4 on my fucking shitty laptop and you fucking useless autistic motherfucker has a high end system to fucking play dorf fucktress like a smug kike midget sneaking around like a dentist with motherfucking ether you fucking meme loving faggot cocksucker!
Eat a bag of dicks and fist yourself you fucking insignificant cunt gobbler! Are you fucking proud of how much of a fucking fuck up you are you fucking useless hump? You should've been swallowed instead! Have you no shame? No scruples? Bragging about such a shameful act? Fuck you and every thing you believe in....but most importantly you miserable asshole, fuck your precious computer, I hope you get 6 gazillion viruses on that motherfucker!
>>24588796
wew lad
>>24588867
I don't understand what you are saying, like eBay or some other auction site?
https://youtu.be/Ecw9t3F9oZo
>make kid act like a retard in room
>make millions in ad revenue
>steal it all and she never sees a dime.
>>24589962
Would fuck baka desu senpai
who /wageslavemischief/ here?
>buy cheap porn DVD's
>put them in people's desk drawers
>swap the letters "U" and "O" on people's keyboards
>swap people's wireless mouses around at random
>put pretend notes in peoples coat pockets and bags to make their partners think they are cheating
>find open network printers on Google from all over the world
>print teen nudes on them
