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Having a small penis is fucking killing me. It's like a
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Having a small penis is fucking killing me. It's like a physical reminder of my inferiority.

It's not fucking fair.
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>Oh, gosh...I don't think I can take all of that, anon

You will never hear those words.
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>>24587986
Monos eimoun, monos eimai xare mou
Tin psixi mou pare mou
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>>24588010
Nigger, do you even think I'll ever get a girlfriend?
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I've rejected every girl that has shown interest in me because of my dick. The shame is just too great.
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being bald at 22 is even worse
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>>24587986
>Catfish girls online for fun
>Start talking dirty
>They ask how big it is
>Tell them 6-7 inches
>tfw they immediately lose interest
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>>24587986
Don't know that feel tbqhwyfam
Sorry to hear though. How big?
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>>24588563
Like around 4.5 inches
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>>24588476
It's not worse. Just shave your head, a somewhat popular style, or get fake hair.

Can't fix a small dick.
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>implying anyone will ever see your dick anyway
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>>24588572
Could be worse. Small but you can still fuck fine with it. You'd be big in the Koreas and India. Average in most Asian countries. I'd consider moving if it's a big deal. Everyone speaks english in Hong Kong. There's even english as a second language written on products and signs like spanish in California and Florida.

How's your girth? If it's normal, you're not too bad off.
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>>24588621
I'm not going to move just to have a shot at being somewhat adequate. Jesus Christ.

And as for the girth, I have no idea. Don't have anything to measure with, but its slightly thicker than 2 of my fingers
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>>24587986
You are still kid if are mad because of this
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>>24588761
To measure girth, use a piece of string or something. Then measure the string with a ruler. You don't need famcy things.

If it's not a big enough problem to move, it's not that big of a problem. It just makes you sad. You dont sound that small anyway. It's like being 5'7", noticeably shorter than most but not quite short enoigh to have people call you short irl. It's within the realm of normality.
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>>24588832
>being 5'7"

Fuck you that's my height.

It is a fucking huge issue here in the western world. It means I have considerably less value in the sexual marketplace
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>>24587986
I'd rather have a small penis than be ugly
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>>24588476
My friend suggested Alpecin, seems to work for him. Dont expect magic but try it out.
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