So much move convenient to piss in a sink than to try and hit the toilet.
Toilet broken, pee in sink when to lazy to go out back
>>24586367
YES. I do it all the time, especially at night when im trying to be quiet and not wake anyone. plus it doesn't sprinkle all over my legs like when I try and piss in the toilet and it deflects out.
Yup. Almost pulled my dick out at the sink at work the other day though. Gots to be more careful about that.
>>24586515
At night my piss loves to come out in whimsical directions. I usually piss on my feet, the floor, or anything within 3' of the toilet. So I now use the sink, myself.
this is why I come to /r9k/
not for the dank memes and pepes but just for seeing other weirdo people I can relate to.
>sinkpiss every time
>sibling starts wondering why I never flush the toilet
>tell him there's a trick to make the flush completely silent
>he believes me
>>24586367
i used to do it at night and stuff when i didnt want to wake people up
but i dont do it anymore since i startedestrogen
>>24586762
Sometimes I flush the toilet after I sinkpiss because I don't want others in the house to know what's up. I'm already judged for enough shit.
>>24586367
>Not being diapered master race
>Don't even need to waste time leaving the computer and going to the bathroom
Look at this casual.
>>24586856
I do that too. It's way more comfortable to just pee in the sink. and also make sure you rinse it too because it stains yellow
>>24586885
get out of here diaperfetishfag
I assume it saves money since you're not flushing right? Seems like a good idea for a heavy beer drinker with a weak bladder
How fucking low are the sinks over there? Most sinks around your elbow height for an average sized male. Do you like piss towards the mirror infront of the sink and deflect the pee from there to the sink? sounds fun, but not exactly convenient.
>>24586990
no... my sink is right at my waist height and I'm 6'1
>>24586990
Sinks at my house are right at belt height. Are you like 4'6" tall?
>>24586762
Yeah, he's the retarded one...
>>24586367
I pee in a jug and then empty it into the sink
>>24586856
How about just using the fucling toilet then?
Your sink is going to smell like piss, congrats.
>>24587112
>legs get sprinkled if you piss too hard
>makes A LOT more noise peeing in the water
in the sink you get a perfect dick height hole to pee in, with no problem.
it depends on the sink, I guess. some are better than others for pee :v
>>24587169
you smell your bathroom sink? congrats
>Pissing in the sink while cleaning my teeth
>>24586990
My bathroom sink is at waist height.
Are you a fucking megamanlet
use a toothbrush or a q-tip to clean here so you don't get caught. the bowl can get stained as well so make sure thats clean and if the sink starts smelling like urine just change the filter or pour some bleach into it.
>>24586885
h-hi anon
diapers are the comfiest thing ever
>>24586762
Lmao absolutely perfect
>>24586552
Hahahahhaa yep same its dangerous once you get used to sink pee
I do, my toilet is small and i am tall and its too bothersome to aim, its not like it matters pee is sterile.
>sink is perfect hight to slap my dick on
>dont need to hold my dick to piss
>every couple of months the sink is visibly yellow from pissing
>mum comes out to my room to clean it
>"you know anon, your really gonna have to start cleaning your room"
>mfw i never do
>>24586367
The sink is just a few steps away from the toilet so I don't see the use for it.
>>24586990
Sink is lower than my waist, go away manlet scum.
Dont have a bathroom here in the basement. I haven't pissed in a toilet at home in 12 years. I piss in the laundry sink. I only use the washroom upstairs to shit.
>>24587468
Mash shit into sink. Turn on water. Problem solved.
>>24587606
>mash
>shit
great plan
>>24587810
>doesn't mash his feces into the sink
look at this fucking casual
>>24586885
This Anon knows what's up.
>>24586937
Someone's jealous that they aren't man enough to wear diapers.
I might start doing this. Does it leave piss stink long term if I rinse it every time?
>>24587468
That sucks, I have my own bathroom which can only be accessed through my room.
>tfw the bathroom is occupied so just piss in kitchen
Had a nightmare that my mom found out though lel
>>24589263
Nah if you rinse for a few seconds right after, you're golden.
>>24589617
Alright, I'll take your word for it.
>>live alone in 2nd story apt
>>smoke mad weed so leave window open
>>lazy as fuck because smoke mad weed
>>piss out the window one time
>>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>now exclusively urinate out window
>>consider myself a genius when watersavinz calculated
>> chilling early am, deputy knocks on my door
>>wut nigga
>>he says theres been a few complaints naming this residence
>>thinking like noise complaint or weed smellz
>>Nobodys come to talk to me about it
>>Cop says He doesnt blame them
>>get mad, wudat mean nigga wutdisbout
>>tells me everybody thinks Im pointing my dick at them
>>oh no I was just pissing
>>seckso fender
