Why is this site so goddamn ADDICTIVE?
Particularly this board.
Because you're a fucking normalslime and you belong on Reddit.
Because all glory is to Nurgle.
Nurgle cleanses the world with the certainty of his decay.
When normalfags gloat of their happiness, we know it to be temporary joy, their youth fleeting before our eyes.
We welcome the day when we leave this mortal anguish, our fear of pain stampeded by the inevitability of death.
This is why when we call to a higher power, Nurgle is there with open arms, comforting us with both truth and escape.
This is only addictive for special snowflakes, this is the board I shitpost on when I am bored of /pol/ or /lit/. This new crop of composting faggots it had an influx of are 2ez to bait.
>>24585878
What special snowflakes?
gotta get those (You)s senpai
>>24585697
Passes the time really.
But then you end up wasting time. I've been in a weird position for a while were browsing this site is the only thing I can really do for a while, and now that I have the option to do other stuff... I still don't.
Like I got in the habit of lurking and posting to pass the time so much that I feel like I HAVE to now.
>>24585878
I bet you have a Facebook account with the name Jimmy Russel.
>>24585803
You have to be a fresh faggot from reddit yourself not to realize you're here forever.
Some of us only have 4chan tabs open.
>>24587266
>tfw browsing 4chan 95% of the time when sing smart phone
>>24585697
Easy to rile up peeps. Just say the opposite thing of whatever they said and watch the magic.
>>24585697
You're bored, have nothing in particular you want to talk about, and theres nothing but shitposts on this board - so you get a variety of threads.
We're anonymous, so theres no pressure when posting and participation takes no real effort as your posts don't have to be thought out.
Also, theres a lot of cheap giggles with all the frogposting and over exaggerated autism.
>>24587326
Something that always pisses me off about this site is how it's always, always opposite-OP day. 4chan doesn't have it's own opinion on anything, it's opinion is "whatever pisses off OP."
If you make a thread saying "Cheeseburgers are great!" you'll get a thread of people telling you kill yourself for liking cheeseburgers. If you make a thread saying "Cheeseburgers suck" you'll get a thread of people telling you to kill yourself for not like cheeseburgers.
There is no consistency at all and you have to just give up on threads because no matter what, fighting with OP takes top priority. Anonymous just plays the meme role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
>>24587464
It's troll proxy battles
Your gonna say its not bcuz
Ebin troll
>tfw can't feel at ease without at least one /r9k/ open...
Because of the motherfucking greenfrog. That's right, it's the greenfrog.
Pepe is the greatest meme there is. Once a frogposter always a frogposter.
>>24587590
>tfw I can't feel at ease with you near
:3
>>24587539
That's actually a good way to describe. I guess my own brand of autism is having an obsession with honesty. I can't stand all the deception around here. I don't get the person who pretends to be someone else just to piss other people off.
The only person I met in real life like this was a short, fat, glasses-wearing dude who never left his dorm unless it was for class or food, also wore nothing but khaki shorts and a hoodie. And was just a weirdly general dick to everyone but was nice on the inside, like pulling pranks and shit all the time.
It's stereotypical as fuck but that's all I see when I see trolls. My turtle-frog looking fat friend in college.
>>24587591
>Not wojak
fuck you and your newfaggotry
The speed at which this site delivers short bursts of information is highly stimulating.
>>24587961
Did you know the Egyptian Mau is the oldest breed of cat? In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
Thanks for visiting /r9k/ and stay tuned for more cat facts.
>>24587591
>pepe is the greatest meme there is
are you kidding?
lurk moar
>>24588055
Ok then pleb shitnnigger what is the greatest meme then ?
>>24588066
Pedobear has history
>>24588066
Pepe has had its downfall. It is now nothing more than a normie meme. Redditors use pepe to make fun of robots, Others (mostly tumblrettes) use them just for the fun of sharing them.
>>24585878
>he posts on /lit/
I hope you only ironically have your head up your own ass.
/pol/ is more addictive.
>>24585803
I like reddit and 4chan. I don't give a fuck! Reddit is great to collect images.
>>24588189
only if you lack the ability to reason and hate everyone.
Because this and chat in CS:GO is the only socializing I get
>>24588020
thank you kind stranger xDDDDDDDD +1 tayke all le ebin internet points. Have a sheckle stranger!!@@@
>>24588192
Surely an imageboard would be better for that
>>24588192
GET THE FUCK OUT AND NEVER COME BACK.
CROSSPOSTING SHITS LIKE YOU RUIN THIS SITE. YOURE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE INTERNET!
>tfw I've been going on 4chan almost daily for 7 years now
I come here for the penis
>penis
I do it for
I do it for the penis
>>24585697
For these reasons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
r9k is addictive because it's a fascinating window into how the male psyche is being twisted by the internet
