Due to their superior intelligence, a certain class of modern humans has been appointed to enjoy the leisure and philosophical majesty of the ancient nobleman.
These are the NEETs. Wagefags, NEETs are your natural superiors. You should bow down before us, your intellectual superiors, your rightful liege lords.
>>24585121
>see this thread
>seconds later get called into work
Get ABSOLUTELY FUCKED YOU PRETENTIOUS SACK OF SHIT.
>>24585162
Worry not, knave. I will take my tribute from your peasant labor. At least you can be happy in knowing that one worthwhile human will be supported by the rightful use of your work.
I STILL remember that thread made by the neetfag miserable with his pathetic "life" you can't fool me.
>>24585182
He was but a poser. A true NEET nobleman would never desire a worm-infested 3d pig or a slave labor position. You can tell us apart from the posers because we have a "touch of majesty", we know we are better than the wagefags, by god's decree.
>implying NEETs do anything other than shitpost the same tired old meme to 4chan
>The current year
>These threads still get people salty
When this maymay was forming I never guessed it would be quite this successful.
>>24585197
I know how miserable you are, the longer you wait, the bigger that gap in your cv gets and the lesser your chances of a career and life outside of your bedroom.
tick tock anon
>tfw you finally recieve your rightful NEETbux
>>24585181
Here's the thing you little shit: yeah go ahead and revel in how you're benefitting off of my hard work. Bet you feel nice and accomplished huh? Like you've achieved something in the world?
Oh wait you don't know what that even means or feels like you fucking NEET. Go ahead and consume endlessly while I help contribute to society. The fuck have you contributed you lazy fuck? More empty soda cans on your bedroom floor? WOW, BIG contribution! Bet mommy will help you clean up huh?
Little bitch you don't even know what it's like to be independent, to be needed. You just lay around and consume.
>>24585243
I am guaranteed to get a lifetime of tribute, knave. Something a peasant but you can only dream of.
Now get back to work and make sure to pay your tribute!
>>24585255
>Here's the thing you little shit
Oh god I think I'm having an orgasm
>>24585263
lol maybe you'll do something tomorrow to get your life back on track, or maybe you'll spend another day here
>>24585255
I'm a NEET and posts like this make my peepee hard. Wageslaves have everything so incredibly mixed up. The purpose of life isn't to give your jew owners an extra 0.002% profit margin for this quarter.
Future societies will look back on today's neets with great esteem and reverence. Neets are the top rung of the modern societal hierarchy we shall be remembered for our greatness and nonconformity for all of time.
Wagies, take comfort in our pity for you have it in great quantity.
>>24585255
I am actually very needed. Without the NEETs, every person in the world would be a mindless pack animal with no philosophical sophistication. You're only here to serve me, if I didn't exist, your life would be meaningless by definition.
>grow my hair out to back-length, full beard, skip sleep for a few days so I look like death walking
>go to hospital and tell them I'm suicidal
>they keep me for a couple days, everyone looking at me with these gentle puppy-dog eyes like I must be treated with the utmost care
>apply for benefits as soon as I get out
>the welfare doctor says 'If anyone needs some help from the government, it's you.' and pats me on the back
>get benefits within 2 months
You'll never, ever know this wonderful feel, wagekeks. How does it feel to waste your lives away? But keep telling yourselves you 'like' your jobs. That's not stockholm syndrome, no way!
>>24585255
Have we struck a nerve, wagie?
Why are wagekeks needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat. That is why normalfags were created
I heard some neets were going to the mall this weekend to fart on employees that had to stay in one spot. Should be a good weekend .
ROLL YOU FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS
>>24585385
>accuses normal people of wasting their lives
>spends all day every day vegetating infront of a laptop
>>24585430
Wagekuck trying to derail the thread. Brilliant.
>>24585442
Peasant pls
>>24585442
>Doing precisely what you want is wasting your life! Happiness and personal satisfaction is bad for you, only the sensation of my kike boss praising me as I work for pennies can warm my abused normie heart!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
>>24585474
Wageclowns do not possess the mental acuity to even fathom the possibilities and potential of free time and a free life.
>>24585458
Nice comeback
>>24585474
>self imposed exile is fun!
I hope you do enjoy it anon, because this is your life, this is it.
sage goes in all fieldsbloxowox
ENJOY YOUR LONELY POVERTY WITH NO CAR, NO WOMAN, NO RESPECT AND NO REAL FREEDOM NEETIES
>>24585206
one of my posts are in there, it feels so good :^)
>>24585860
>2015
>shilling for worm infested 3d women
Dont worry peasant, we will leave such offal for you to "enjoy"
>>24585860
>NO CAR, NO WOMAN
Absolutely disgusting, do not want to waste money on something I don't want
>NO RESPECT
Normalfags are constantly trying to undermine each other anyways, respect is a pointless endeavor
>NO REAL FREEDOM
Heh, ok bud
>>24585860
>no woman
Haha.
>>24585255
>what have you contribute to society?
My art of course but sure I appreciate your superzising skills wagekeck
who neetshaman here
>robot workers 2-3 decades out
>basic income
>soon everyone will be a NEET
>>24586045
neetbishop here
>>24585255
>mfw wagies don't realize that all their "contribution" to society is, is to help it endlessly consume but faster
>mfw even if they realize this the fact that they're doing it for someone else and not themselves helps them sleep at night
>mfw they still haven't figured it out yet
>>24586045
>that awkward feel when you wake up at 12:30AM, take DXM, and then start coming down as the world is waking up
I don't know what I am supposed to do with the rest of the day
tick tock wagie, bossman might fire you if you cant get to the 47th floor in the next 5 minutes
>>24586045
neetalchemist here
>work piss easy job that pays pretty well
>live with parents so pay no rent
>tfw just building up a stash of robot cash
>>24586192
Neet and own my own apartment here, you live at home wageis are patgetic
>>24586210
>I'm independent because I bought an apartment with someone else's money!
Top kek my man, top kek
>>24586250
Do you have to wait for your parents to leave the house to masturbate or do you do it at the office during overtime wagekeck?
Me? I can do wathever I please now that I own my own place, stay under in the food chain my friend haha
>>24586290
>main benefit of living on his own is being able to fap whenever/wherever he wants
Living the dream, right anon? ;^)
>>24586250
We are NEETs. We do not sow, we do not till the fields. We take what is ours.
>>24586334
I don't know how you do it friend? Do you disappear go the woods once a month while everyone wonders where you are and have fap marathons?
>>24586290
>not doing it loud and proud while living rent free
>>24586360
What's the next step, oh great neet one? live in a shitty studio apartment sad and alone until you die?
>>24586363
Top kek, what kind of parents do you have? Did you share a bedroom with them or something? Or are you just so insecure that you can't get it up if someone else is in the house?
>>24586418
We shall live off the spoils of our plunder like kings. As the peasants till our fields and pay us tribute, we will educate ourselves to become philosophical and spiritual gods, living in holy matrimony with our loyal and pure 2D waifu
>>24586250
I steal everything that's given to me! Deal with it.
What is your divine wisdom king neet?
>>24587382
>2D is better than 3D
>implying wageslaves are providing neets with benefits
the correct answer is industrial automation
sage
>>24585313
>>24585474
>jews meme
Go back to /pol/ and take your fucking cancet with you
>>24586418
>live alone in a studio apartment
>no nagging woman, no normalfags, just me and my peaceful serenity
Sounds good to me.
>>24585197
I just want you to know that you are my nigga, my fellow nobleman. We're like smug kings sitting in golden chairs being held up by angry peasants who have no choice but eat our shit and semen. I remember when I was still in school and everyone was hounding me telling me I had to this that and the other, that I had to get a job and be a true kek like the others. But then I dropped out of the world that was making me mentally stressed and became a NEET, a golden god focusing on his hobbies like videogames, masturbation and lucid dreaming.
It's so sad to know that there are people out there that don't know how to live their lives properly but they're too stupid to understand I suppose.
So I trot on, a majestic creature of omnipotent glory casting smug rays of luminescent sunshine upon the wagekeks who resent my life of carefree happiness and ultimate comfiness.
Remember wagies, it's ''laugh and grow fat'' not ''rage and work until you're till old to have fun anymore''.
>be young
>like science
>go to high school
>get good grades
>go to school for chemistry
>loving what I do
>decide to go to grad school
>literally get paid to learn and become a Ph.D. In a field I enjoy
>graduate, earning respect of everyone around me
>get job doing research in exactly what I want
>machines and materials that would normally have cost me millions are provided to me for free
>always intellectually stimulating and never bored
>get to do exactly what I want 9-5 for 5 days a week
>get paid 80k+ a year to do so
>live in a beautiful condo with a view of the city
>Am literally getting paid to live my dream of nearly a decade
>Unenlightened NEET makes thread
>ROFL FUCKING WAGESLAVES!!! ENJOY STOCKING SHELVES AND SITTING IN A CUBICLE MAKING PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR WHILE I COLLECT MY $500 EVERY MONTH! WHATS THAT??? YOUR JEW BOSS IS CALLING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AGAIN! KEK! YOU WISH YOU COULD SIT AT HOME PURSUING INTELLECTUAL ACTIVITIES SUCH AS I!!
>mfw
>>24585121
forced maymay
>tfw we'll never get to hear OP's symphony
>tfw we'll never get to read OP's memoir
>tfw we'll never get to see OP's latest artistic masterpiece
>>24589522
This. I've waited and waited. I'm tired.
>>24585121
Having a job means i can contribute to my immediate family and afford the drugs i need to stay sane. I see no problem here. My jimmies remain thoroughly unrustled.
>>24589276
>Ph.D
>80k
kek. enjoy paying back the 500k of student loans
>>24585121
>Superior
>Don't dictate or control the lives of others
>Have no power, monetarily, socially, or culturally.
I really do pity NEETs. They're just one bad day for Mom or Dad from homelessness.
>>24585508
I have free time and I choose to exchange that free time for money. If I don't like who I'm giving my free time to in exchange for money I have the freedom of choosing another place to exchange that time for money.
How is this hard to understand for you guys?
>>24589605
>500k
I don't understand friend, I had accrued 60k in student loans after undergrad. My PhD education was free, and as I said I was actually paid a monthly stipend to do it. You are a fool. I have chosen the high road in life while you chose to grovel in the cess pool. Enjoy your free time, I certainly am enjoying mine.
>>24585121
Is this what's considered trolling nowdays? Or is it friendly banter? Or are you maybe just insulting others to feel better? I am honestly asking, not only for wagekek thread but for all anti-woman, anti-manlet, anti-whatever threads.
Are you guys like this IRL?
>>24589605
>Student loans
Nigger, you fo' real right now? If that guy got a fucking Ph.D, odds are he had the vast majority of his education paid for with grants/scholarships.
But you wouldn't know that I guess. It would require effort on your part to find that out.
>>24589777
First off,lucky tripsand yes, the people who make threads like this really do feel this way but will never say it in public since it would require going outside and being called out for their inability to act like an adult. So they come here to wallow.
>>24589522
He actually posted his art one day.
It was a 3D Charizard.
>>24589522
Going to write the first sentence of my novel soon, maybe sometime in the new year
>>24585121
I could probably dominate you in every way. You NEETs are not the "master race".
>>24585121
But as soon as we stop working, you're fucked.
I'm happier than all NEETs, tho
>>24589276
As someone who studies computer science, but lost interest after realizing that I would hate most jobs in the industry, I ask of you, how do I find a career that I truly desire?
I'm just trying to finish my degree somehow now, and after that I want to do something else. I also like science, but am bad at math.
>>24585121
>Technocrat teleporting in
NEETs occupy a strange space in the economy, but they are nothing compared to the true masters of unproductive parasitic labor: The Leisure Class.
>>24589276
You has a phd but can't distinct the difference between wageslave and your dreamlife. muahah
>>24589276
your experience (if even true) is the exception and not the rule
>>24590063
happier than a neet LOL that's rich. you wagies crack me up
>>24585213
>the current year
>still using the word "salty"
Fucking hell gramps
>ITT: NEETs, as per usual, thinking all work is minimum wage office work
>>24594129
wagefags are the ones making the generalizations. mom's basement, filth nest etc
we merely assert that there are different levels and extents of wagery and that they are all shit. even if you're not a slave on the worst plantation, getting whipped every day, it's still shitty.
>>24589276
truly a very rare wagie, one that is on top of all others and even gains respect from NEETlords
all it takes is 1 roastie to ruin you though, your only weakness
>>24585428
I thought this was just a meme but I was working my mall kiosk job this morning a fat, unshaven manchild came up to me with his pants down, exposing his boxers and not saying a word.
He farted loudly then laughed and waddled away at a relatively fast pace.
>>24585121
Are you rich?
If not shut up.
>>24585121
>>24585162
How does one samefag this much?
>>24594464
>2015
>falling for the jew token scam
we pity you greatly.
>>24589777
if you can't tell this is a joke, you must be a manlet wagey. truly sad
>>24589605
You are dumb for thinking a PhD costs a bunch of money. You should feel bad about yourself desu
>>24585121
Thisis the undeniable truth.
>>24594457
i hope this is a joke. if not then this means war.
bumppper oooniee
>>24585121
>feeling superior to anything
normies detected. you are not welcome here you do not belong here you do not fit in here you have no friends here you are not welcome here you are not a robot you are not welcome here
