TFW wife fell asleep with her head on my lap again.
why do you wish to hurt me in this way?
>>24584843
Because a broken man can rebuild himself into something new.
>>24584755
shes asian, nice job OP
>>24584866
Nice eye, living in Japan makes it easier.
>>24584862
oh i thought you were just rubbing it in.
This is supposed to be motivational?
>>24584755
she looks fairly young like early 20s. Did you really marry that early?
>>24584888
Take it as you will, I'm a weird person, but I still managed to get married.
>>24584896
Nope, both 31.
>>24584908
Cool do you speak fluent Japanese
>>24584881
It hurts for us robots seeing images like this
>>24584953
N1, so I guess so.
>>24584908
I see, how much did she cost you?
>>24584968
Pain hurts, breaks, and lets you build anew. Did you think you'd be happy intact as is?
>>24584970
She's not Chinese Anon.
man, why'd a shitty post on /r9k/ have to go and make me feel feels for the guy who dumped me over text?
i should have spent tonight browsing another board
Well I'm going to sleep in my cold bed alone
Thanks a lot faggot.
>>24585006
American? Try again after Thanksgiving, holidays suck sometimes.
I once had a woman run away mid-date, life sucks sometimes. Feel better.
I basically exist to block cold when sleeping together, it's not all great.
>>24585027
Last bit was fir you.
>>24585066
I wish my bed would catch on fire.
>>24585115
Well, I mean, if you want to be pedantic...
>>24585115
>>24585120
Cool thing about being a human is you can quit and change servers with life.
>>24585120
Fuck you
Oh is that not an original comment I'm sorry you fucking fascists, bad enough i just had to pick out mountains like a fucking geologist.
>>24585193
You are a very large nigger.
>>24585207
Don't forget that i can kek you at any moment
>>24585230
Only the tippest toppest, please.
>>24584755
Good for you and thanks for ruining my day. I guess the good thing is that it's almost over.....
Omg her skin looks so smooth damn it hurts to be a lonely robot
>>24585238
Thank you. I encourage you to find enough strength to throw away the things and people who make you unhappy, so you can work on being happy yourself.
>>24585258
See above. I'm weird, but I've just fucked up and been in enough "just flee" level cringe that eventually I got used to being a weird person. Eventually found a woman who could laugh at that with me, who liked me and my kindness, and now here I am.
And her skin is very soft, but I prefer stroking her hair in situations like this.
what's her occupation op? do you ever wonder why she settled for a filthy gaijin like you?
>>24585337
Nurse.
And I never had the courage to ask, but when some friends of her's did once, apparently because I'm kind and caring, and not just to her, but just in general. Said friend will get a nice gift anonymously this Christmas.
I like to pile up pillows and blankets and lean against it, pretending I have a gf to sleep next to.
>>24585431
losersdfsadfkls
>>24584755
>wife
Good c.uck
>>24585431
I used to do that too. Better to feel something other than loneliness, right?
>>24585513
Be nicer.
>>24585527
I can just barely hear you over all the nice meals she cooks and sudden weekday morning sex, speak up NEET.
>>24585330
how can we increase our odds of
>Eventually found a woman who could laugh at that with me, who liked me and my kindness, and now here I am.
men and women, desu. I'm not gay, just don't seem to have many friends at all.
>>24585929
Men or women, gay or straight, while I imagine w ego about it differently, I think fundamentally we just want to be loved at respected.
Remembering that, I met my wife through an online dating site. I had a few flakes, and some "are you even trying?" tier scammers (see pic), but about three years ago we started dating, and now were married.
Sometimes you need to spam trying enough until you break the math around your odds.
>>24585979
I guess it's the hand we're dealt, huh.
Thanks op! Enjoy your waifu please. I'm very jealous.
>>24584755
tfw I fuck your wife
>>24586004
I'm not that handsome, and kind of overweight, but my wife loves me, and has been loving my efforts to get a bit /fit/. Play your cards, win or lose. It's what everyone does. And I appreciate your kind words.
>>24586026
Thanks, waiting to see if it'll be late night sex, or morning sex. Gotta finish before Dragonball Super is on, after all.
When competer operated realistic female dolls with perfect vaginas, bodies and faces come out you'll be apologizing to us for this insult. When you're paying for your wife's new wardrobe or are unable to and she starts considering her options, you'll apologize to us fro this insult. It may not be today or tomorrow, but when your wife breaks your trust in some way as they usually do, you'll apologize for this insult.
Also there's nothing good to feel about being a kek kissing her on the lips she's sucked other men's dicks with and putting your dick in her roastie that's being used and thrown away by all the other men she's fucked casually. You beta bux kek.
I really don't care about your feel, your feel is transient, our feels are truth.
>>24586094
*computer operated
>>24586094
Were going to have a kid soon. So there`s that.
>>24584896
Late, but she'd be flattered to hear that, most Asian women are flattered hearing how young they look.
>>24585258
Wife is still dozing after a long day. Kissing her cheek reaffirms softness.
