NEW VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKAK5NtGag
>>24584550
He's not wrong about any of what he's saying.
he's irrelevant, and a liar
Eggman is one of the biggest normalfag around.
>>24584550
what happened to the year without normies eggy?
>>24584550
you dropped out of college you fat dumb ugly retard. there no chance for you to get a proper job anymore. you're going to be stuck in min wage until the day you blow your brains out. you talk about luck someone with a face like yours never gets lucky.might as well give up now.
>>24584648
I don't understand why some people get this negative
>>24584550
eggmans life is a rollercoaster of a ride
keep on hustling eggy
>>24584591
this is a norman board now
He shows the truth about women in his black pill video, but now he's talking about jobs and success the same way a blue pilled loser talks about women. Eggman thinks he just needs that one more thing, that one little secret that will get him a nice job. He simply got dominated by a genetically superior male in the job market, nothing else. I can't believe how he can see so clearly through women but is blue pilled about his career.
You can't stump the egg
Trust me
U can't
>implying you can neg the egg
>>24584550
Eggman just go kill yourself, nobody likes you.
You lost when you LEFT US you fucking loser
Eggman is dead to me and most of all of us now
Seriously, fuck that guy
He didn't need us then and we don't want him now
>>24584602
he blew all his money on hotels and probably drugs/prostitutes after he got blamed for the US shooting
>>24585048
I'm a little below genetically average physically, and my personality and autism are pretty damn bad.
But my grades are fucking great. A's and A*s in stem field.
Got a job that will pay me 80k+ dollars a year, and I don't even have a degree.
>>24585102
And yet the more you keep responding to his retarded threads, the more he gets what he wants.
>>24585175
he wants love not hate
>>24585175
Oh the blissful irony. Some people try to lead the blind when they themselves have no eyes
>go outside
Have to deal with normalfucks
>go online
Have to deal with tripfags
FUCKING EGGMAN, FIND A LAWYER TO TAKE YOUR MEDIA CASE
>>24585228
speaking of eyes... someones are too far apart..
Man that video hit too close to home. I just want a decent job doing something i like and that helps others.
Why is it so hard for me to just do that?
Fuck
>>24585102
Right, eggman was the hero we needed, but did not deserve.
>>24585264
There's always been a shortage of carer jobs.
Go and do that in a company that's willing to promote you up, and improve your education whilst you're doing it.
kek
1. git gud at programming and make fucktons of projects and commits on github
2. put in resume
3. get employed
My friend worked min wage for 3 years while doing this and got employed as a programmer later
eggman is just a lazy fuck with no aspirations
>>24584550
>drop out to fap to anime and play video games
>piss off hundreds of people by tripfagging
>get life destroyed
>beg for money
Yeah this guy is a total robot and not at all retarded subhuman waste.
>>24585429
>Yeah this guy is a total robot and not at all retarded subhuman waste.
>implying there's a difference
>>24585229
>be american
>get shot
i didn't ask for this
>>24585515
reminder
IIIIIllIIIIlll
>>24585580
Why would you post an opinion on vague language with meme arrows that you don't understand..
>>24584550
Acnekun just leave eggy alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7wYBvlpxvk
>>24585683
my little normies
my little normies
just become a teacher in Japan, eggy
>>24585968
THIS, seriously this is your only chance
>>24585994
You're seriously just going to keep bumping your shitty thread all day, aren't you?
>>24586002
stop bumping your own thread eggfag!
>>24586012
make me, you fucking mouthbreater
>>24586017
dont mess with me i'll scramble your shit up pham
>>24585418
Are you still around? I've never done any programming but I'd consider doing this..
What do you actually put on github? Do these projects have to be unique programs or something, or are you just showing that you can program at a basic level, so you can recreate programs that already exist?
>>24584550
wasn't he suppose to leave r9k and stop doing youtube? he again came back, again begged for attention
why don't you please I beg you like share and subscribe? He needs money to live alone with his gf while you nerds post forever alone frog, he is your prophet.
how is eggman not a genius?
look at his forehead, you'd assume by the size of it that his frontal lobe would be ginormous and expect him to be an a well rounded person and an intellectual yet eggy is one of the dumbest people i've ever come across. he literally has the brain of a nigger.
as soon as i clicked play on the video i got the impression that he is a disgusting slob. A real loser with no aspirations.
so somebody tell me, why was he born with that massive forehead if he wasn't going to use it? was it a curse? or maybe a deformity?
also i expected him to be british.
is the guy just a stupid redneck americfat?
>tfw eggy is doing better than acnekun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hgggovrtYc
>>24586424
literally wh0?
>>24586424
>Karl Fazer chocolate
Looks good where can I get some?
>>24584780
Because it's r9k. The project so much anger on to so many things that will more than likely never affect them.
>>24584550
>the more successful you are the easier everything is
look at the big brain on eggy
>>24585683
where is the video
I think he took it down
Hyperventillating right now senpaitachi
>>24585048
So essentially, what you're saying is, I will never make above minimum wage and should commit suicide ASAP?
Because I had figured this was the case but I just wanted to make sure.
>>24588154
yes you gargoyle
>>24588154
And this being the case, I would really appreciate it if someone could tell me the best country to go to, to have my organs harvested for sale.
I want to get money that way for my family to cover funeral costs.
>>24588154
Not that other guy, but yeah, you should an hero
You are genetic trash, we all are
See you in the other side soon my egg shaped friend
>>24585683
>tfw will never be able to successfully e beg
I need someone to pay for my weed, booze and internet, damnit
>>24588181
>implying anybody wants your genetically inferior organs
>>24588211
mine are certainly genetically inferior, and fucked up from over a decade of abuse
>>24588196
Make videos for a while and then get a patreon
Not hard, and as a tripfag I can safely assume you'd love the attention
>>24588211
I'm only committing suicide if such a thing is possible, or there is another way to gain a large sum of money from my death to help my family with related costs.
If that was a possibility, I would gladly kill myself immediately.
>>24588285
yeah so you're not killing yourself, big surprise.
Stupid attention whoring normie.
>>24588181
I know friends from high school that are in their late 30's and still working minimum wage. Funny enough one of them works at a gas station just like you. Why am I telling you this? they are normies and they failed. Only difference they're dating nurses, etc and together live off well. You eggman on the other hand...you are...not a normie nor a robot...you're like a hybrid out of both of them. You look old, fat and give off a creepy vibe..even with that fake smile you try so desperately to mask your emotions I can see through you. You have no chance in this world man. I'm sorry I had to tell you this way but you needed to find out sooner or later. Well, lunch with whatever you decide to do.
>>24588285
Where did you move to? Still gas stationing it up, or new wagekekery?
>>24588285
You just gotta be yourself, eggman.
I'd employ you if I had my own business, which I'm currently working on. Trying to start a courier service within the next couple of months.
>>24588363
>lunch
Luck*
Another thing, you shouldn't mess around with the black market. It's illegal and 9 times out of ten you will get scamed and not get any money.
>>24588385
>eggman courier service
>>24588231
I suck at making videos though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKFtAQJX_bs
Here are some easy ways to earn extra money
1. Sell your sperm (not sure what is called)
2. Become a YouTube partner and get money for your videos (you already have the fanbase)
3. Sell drugs
4. Become a male stripper ( cougars would go crazy for your young egg shaped bod)
>>24588413
>It's illegal and 9 times out of ten you will get scamed and not get any money.
This to be quite precisely exactly honest family.
>>24588481
>eggman's seed being worth anything
>>24588508
He's white
Does he have to take a pic to in order to do this tho
If he does he's pretty much screwed
>>24588538
pretty sure they look at pictures, job and school history, etc.
One place where genetically superior is not an /r9k/ meme.
>>24588481
>1. Sell your sperm (not sure what is called)
I personally would get nothing for that since any seed of mine is unwanted
>2. Become a YouTube partner and get money for your videos (you already have the fanbase)
Every video I make is complete shit and I only have a fanbase because a lot of people like to laugh at me and mock me.
>3. Sell drugs
Trying to figure out how to do this, but it seems like a thing where it's easy for people to try and screw you over (which I am especially susceptible to)
>4. Become a male stripper ( cougars would go crazy for your young egg shaped bod)
I have also been trying to do this with no success
>>24588607
>I have also been trying to do this with no success
kek
>>24588436
Get better
Make videos more often and do something else if you see your current videos as shit
You drink a lot, listen to metal, and spend a lot of time on r9k
>Talk about that shit
>gather an audience
>jew the fuck out of them
>???
>profit
>>24588649
I'm an autistic moron, I don't have any opinion on anything which isn't utterly retarded
>>24588607
Make a strip tease video egg, we can give you pointers.
I wish I could hang out with eggman all day and go on eggy adventures with him. He's so cool.
I love you eggman.
>>24588607
i sent you a message on youtube eggy
Alternatively, if nobody has any good info on how I could have my organs harvested and sold, and then have the money sent to family, I have another idea too.
If someone had $15k and I could get the money to my family, I would agree to be murdered for that price.
They could torture me or whatever they want as long as the money clears for my loved ones.
>>24588607
>I only have a fanbase because a lot of people like to laugh at me and mock me.
That's not true, at least from my part. You are deluded if you think everyone is laughing at you.
>>24588607
I was a male stripper in my late teens and earned bank. I swear to god It was money I used to pay for uni.
I'm black and have a big dick tho so it may be harder for you to get into the business.
Eggman you should do a handstand on camera that would be super cool
>>24588758
That would be rad
>>24588750
Considering my track record with women, I tried to do gay stuff because I thought it might work better, but it turns out you need to be a shredded male model either way.
>>24588726
This is getting sad now
You want to die that bad?
>>24588670
I doubt that, but even so you could still amass a following pretty easily
>>24588801
It's not necessarily that I want to, but I can see that it's the best option and probably always has been.
There is no point in living if I will never be successful. Scraping by on pennies every single month until I die is nothing but pointless misery when I could be freed by death.
>>24588862
Hey Eggy big fan from the start. I wish you'd articulate yourself better at times since you obviously enjoy analysing things but it seems kinda lazy sometimes on unclear sometimes. Is there any way people can donate to you? I'd like to buy you some books if you'd like that.
>>24588154
>wanting to work
Just be a NEET, it's much better. The default activity of man isn't to get up early against your will every morning so you can maintain high level mental activity for unnaturally long just so your Jew boss makes money.
Eggman sounds like a little bitch.
He works a minimum wage job but at least he has a job, boo hoo he works on black friday.
Why did he drop out of college?
Why cant he go get a CDL and become a truck driver? My brother did that and his first year he made 51k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
This guy really thinks everyone is making it and leaving him behind
Taking his focus off of rich assholes and redirecting it at people at his same level would made this guy less depressed and hopeless. Not even just coworkers; look into shit that's free to take part in.
If you're super desperate, church and religion is the easiest.
If you like videogames and have played smash bros before, find smash tourneys/ meetups in your area.
If you have the time, maybe a sport hobby? (These usually cost shitloads of money though)
Or just drawing, animating, making games. You can do this shit for fun in your free time and they translate into valuable skills you can use to find work potentially. If not that, you can still use it to make cool shit on the internet and have people appreciate it. (like 0.0001% of society are creators, so if you do any stupid animations on youtube people will look up to you)
>>24588794
what the fuck, so you fell for that trap/homo posters on r9k? you are the worst user of r9k
has eggman always been this pitiful? Being successful doesn't occur in a month
>>24589470
>has eggman always been this pitiful? Being successful doesn't occur in a month
He is just your average normie millennial, he wants to put in minimal effort and get the maximum benefits. Somehow a month of hard work is suppose to get him 15k a month.
>>24589437
>mfw the gay shills got eggman
>>24589470
I just didn't realize until recently that money is the only thing that matters in life and that I need a lot of it.
>>24589676
I really only need 1500/mo minimum just to pay the bills.
I would only ask that much if someone wanted to torture and murder me, which I am still completely open to by the way.
>>24589706
How do I get in touch?
>>24589706
If you want money go get a CDL and become a truck driver.
Go to unemployment office and ask about WIA, they will pay for your CDL.
>>24584550
>minimum wage
>he can put gas in the tank
Fuck Eggshit!
>>24589706
Also put all the videos back up on your channel.
Stop fucking privating/unlisting them.
>>24589740
Email me at [email protected]
>>24589769
I deleted my original youtube channel months ago, these are all my videos now
>>24589793
Nice of you to skip over the post about getting a CDL which would get you a good job, or at least one that pays a lot more than minimum wage.
Oh well, enjoy walmart and 8 bucks a hour for the rest of your life.
>>24584550
Oh fuck man stop with your "IM LEAVING!! NO IM BACK!!" bullshit.
Fucking mentally unstable attention whore.
>>24589793
Fuck off normie idiot.
>>24589793
kill yourself you dumb faggot
>>24589845
I do appreciate the suggestion, and I also have several dozen job applications I've put out in the last couple weeks that would be alright as well, if I could get some callbacks etc.
My frustration is that my life is just continual failure and shit and terrible. I don't even know why I'm replying or why I've even been posting but people just kept on messaging me, emailing me, snapchatting me every single day for weeks telling me to come back and start tripfagging again, so I did.
It's not doing anybody any good and just makes me complain more, but I literally get 30-40 requests a day to start tripfagging again so I did.
>>24588862
>when I could be freed by death
Sorry to inform you Eggy, you can't. In the other side you'll be suffering even worse.
>>24588809
maybe back when I was more popular on here, but now I'm a nobody
>>24589966
How do you feel knowing you'll be always remembered as one of the heros of 4chan? You're international and historical at this point. Everyone who came here must learn who is eggman. That's something.
>>24589793
Eggman you should do voice acting. I like your voice.
>>24589966
What do you think of acnekun?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5hgggovrtYc
>>24589966
Nobody wanted you to some back you narcissist, fuck off and never return.
>>24590246
Hi acnekun.
>>24589706
>I just didn't realize until recently that money is the only thing that matters in life and that I need a lot of it.
Hahahaha! Sounds like that girlfriend living with you is a real piece of work. She opened your eyes to the need for you to work yourself to death while she does jack shit besides fucking your STD ridden carcass. You should watch the Black Pill video again yourself.
>>24591676
Look at the shitty pillow he's using and the expensive one next to him that's the girlfriend's. Eggy blame yourself for your failure you pussy.
>>24590246
but he doesnt have acne anymore. now he;s just weird swedish dude
If eggman wasn't such a moron, he could easily succeed. He seems to have the necessary drive.
>>24592316
You can educate ignorance but there's no cure for stupid.
Eggy is so desperate for money because he got his girlfriend pregnant. Support your family Eggman!
>>24592626
fuck, I'd really want to see how eggy's kids end up like. Him having kids would be like taking a figurative shit into a gene pool
>>24592770
only 7 months to go
>>24592626
how do you know she's pregnant? eggy hasn't even show any pictures of her yet.
>>24593000
That's interesting isn't it. Now why hasn't he? Is it to protect her reputation for when she needs to ditch him and go hook another orbiter?
>>24593079
i've been wondering that myself Tbh
all we know is that they met through 4chan
>>24588059
What video are you talking about I can see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WjCA8O6vCc
>>24593210
We know who she is because she posted her own picture in the Omegle thread where Eggman reappeared. Typical camwhore known by everyone. What we don't know is why she and Eggman have stopped posting about her.
>>24593358
>What we don't know is why she and Eggman have stopped posting about her.
eggman wants to be seen as r9k prophet, a hero that introduced misogyny to robots. He must hide the fact that he is normalfag in relationship.
>>24593513
>a hero that introduced misogyny to robots
what idiot would believe this?
>>24593559
those who worship black pill video, r9k was blue pilled and everything before eggman showed us that women are whores
>>24593771
but then he fell victim to the whoriest fembot.
>>24593809
He was already non virgin, he's just pandering idiot.
>>24593842
he already had a kissing disease too. now any guy who fucks that girl after she leaves eggman will get a special souvenir
>>24593898
she fucked guys for money before eggman though to be fair
>>24586284
because of his low t he was never actually able to fully reach male puberty and thus his full potential remains dormant still
What's the deal with eggman;s gf? I heard she was mexican/asian.
Anyone got any pics of them?
>>24594555
He's the mexican
He made a new video claiming to leave r9k for the 100th time
i guess since no one gave him any money he's turning his back on us again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvDuisRvbGo
>134 posts
>46 unique posters
>88 posts are eggman replying to himself and bumping his retarded thread
>the rest are people telling him to fuck off and kill himself
>>24584550
Watch JUST his chin. It's amazing. You hallucinate a weird backwards skin face. Also, egg man has like no neck, wtf Never really noticed before.
Anyway, he remains my favourite ever tripfag. His videos are full of feels that I feel like I could relate to if I stopped being a NEET and got a job.
>>24594757
Yeah, it was browsing r9k and not the gf sucking all his money while she sucks his dick.
Eggman did browsing r9k make you worry 24/7 about not making enough money? Your gf has crabs and she's the crab in the bucket pulling you down.
Fuck you for blaming r9k. It is all your own fault for not taking your own Black Pill advice.
>>24594784
>46 unique posters
>tfw i'm not eggman and i keep bumping the thread to piss off newfags
>>24584550
newer video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvDuisRvbGo
Eggman the freakshow
>>24595020
he's the closest a normie could ever be to a robot. ugliness has given him a certain empathy that allows him to almost understand us. he is pretty normie though. just he's about as pathetic as a normie could get.
>>24595049
He's still in bed at noon on a Saturday. Skootched way off to one side of his king sized bed. Making a video to blame r9k for his misery and white knight for his whore girlfriend.
Totally a normie
>>24595282
i appreciate his videos because he's pathetic enough to make them. that can't be said for a lot of the people here. i'm a neet of 9 years, have cut off most of my family, and besides my cousin i have zero friends. zero. none. no one to talk to irl except my cousin.
and even i would still be too embarrassed to make pathetic videos for the world to see. because i still care about people from my high school having a poor opinion about me, even though i haven't seen them in nearly a decade.
egg man is the real deal.
>>24595348
believe it or not like 8 months ago some girl (jessica) that knew eggman from high school recognized him and the first thing she tells him isi can't believe you haven't killed yourself yet
makes you wonder what kind of people eggman hanged out with in high school. My guess would be gothsfags.
>>24595459
> i can't believe you haven't killed yourself yet
pretty harsh. but i'd expect no less from a female.
>>24595348
the only thing eggman is too shy to post about is his girfriend when probably half the guys on r9k have masturbated with her on skype
>>24595515
an apartment he can't afford so his girlfriend can play house. that's some expensive pussy
>>24595410
I love Eggy, but he's just an attention whore failed normie fool.
Please bee my roommate. We still love you, Eggman!
>>24595639
This. r9k mansion! our own reality vlog written and directed by eggy
>>24595475
i actually found the thread in the archive
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/18715115/#18715660
yeah if you post your face expect to get recognized and lose any self respect you have
eggman is literally a ghost
he doesn't give a shit about his life because the guy doesn't even have one.
>>24595850
>I mean he's last video is whining about how /r9k/ was making him unhappy and so he as leaving.
he says that every week then comes crawling back kek
>>24595739
find the thread where his new gf posted herself pls
>>24595739
>eggman is literally a ghost
>>24585968
I teach English in Vietnam and met so many people who taught in Japan and all of them said it was a nightmare.
Why do people like him in the first place? He's not successful, doesn't try to improve himself, and isn't that compelling to watch aside from the fact that he's interesting looking.
>>24596046
>aside from the fact that he's interesting looking.
you just answered you own question
see: >>24595088
What is eggman's snapchat?
I wanna see what he's up to.
>>24596046
Eggy's black pill, fembot and various videos are great examples of someone pouring his heart out and speaking the truth that most of us can't bear to do.
The sad thing is it doesn't seem like he actually believes it, and is trying to convince himself of his cruel reality.
>>24596046
>doesn't try to improve himself
Nice ememeemeeing
>>24596090
THIS SENPAI PLZ
>>24594555
this I want to see egg's qt gf.
His snapchat is:
thenewformula
Ask him how his life can be so shit when he fucks a qt gf every day. Is there truly no hope?
>>24596046
We like Eggman because Eggman is all of us.
You sound very bitter.
I don't know him personally and have never contacted him but I would be genuinely really upset if he killed himself like I would take a day off from work and shit.
>>24596090
>he doesn't have eggy's snapchat
>>24596176
WHO'S MILLS WOOD?
>>24596221
WHat is it?
>>24596277
that's his real name you newfaggot
>>24584550
Quote me on this:
I'm going to be a millionaire (fact, getting 16 million in ~1 year). I will help you out eggy. You haven't realized this yet, but you already got lucky.
>>24596301
Who's Toby Reynolds?
>>24596221
looks like Jeremy Renner
>>24596311
>claims he's going to be a millionaire
>is on /r9k/ in the middle of the day. probably unemployed and living in his parents basement.
stop giving him false hope
eggman is miserable and the only way to relief his misery is to an hero
>>24596391
Mate, I'm a son of a millionaire that happens to be a robot. I get 16 million on my 23rd birthday. I will save eggman.
>>24596391
No. The one way to relieve his misery is to use him as the Beta Mascot.
>>24596391
idk man, eggman is pretty cool, I'm sure something good will happen to him eventually
>>24596435
mascot for the beta uprising?
>>24596391
he relieves his misery by filling his girlfriend's pussy with his seed.
>>24596423
please save her and post pics
>>24596320
some fake name some supreme troll used so eggman wouldn't sue CNN
he literally got nothing out of it and even if he tried to sue them he'd get laughed at in court for bitching about a bunch of twitter faggots telling him mean things kek
>>24596446
official mascot? rolling for this.
>>24596301
I thought Mills Wood was some kind of masturbation joke
>>24596211
I'm not bitter. I just think he propagates this idea that a robot's world is sad and bleak, not even on purpose, just because that's what he does.
>>24596566
A robot's life IS sad and bleak. We should all kill ourselves, but we hang on for some unexplainable reason.
>>24586284
usually big head means some kinda retardation
>>24596311
I'm not worth anything, but I could try and line my suicide up around that time and maybe you could send my parents a check to cover the funeral costs
>>24596661
Why did you move to St. Cloud?
>>24596661
aaaaand youre back
that was quick
>>24596661
cmon eggy just drop some more mixtapes until someone notices you
your bars are fire familia
>>24596311
>>24596661
Just in time for the new baby
>>24596758
Yeah I just got like 20 new snapchat adds so I figured the thread must have still been alive, or someone posted a new one, so I stopped to take a peak
but now I am going to take a nice bath and relax
l8r g8rs
>>24596661
>>24596689
A state university is there. Eggman go back to college for great justice.
>>24596758
>you lasted couple hours lol
that's what your mom said last night
just get on steroids eggman. Your doctor will probably prescribe you some if you get tested
>>24596718
You will never know.
>Eggman isn't saving his money so he can get Facial Surgery
C'mon Senpai, you could be at least a 6/10 with some surgery.
>>24596661
Eggman. I'm not kidding about helping you out. Try to make it 1 more year and I'll reach out to you. Everything will be great trust me.
>>24596795
Bathing alone?
>>24588154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eGwOuyKu1U
dude eggman don't kill yourself bro. you have such a defeatist mentality. you get all into bettering your situation and when there isn't immediate profound improvement you give up and declare that it's hopeless. you're life isn't going to get better in a day. christ man just be your fucking self.
>>24596732
jealous ones still envy
>>24596904
Who says I'm going to stop with eggman?
>>24596795
Eggy, are the rumors of you having a gf true?
>>24596661
Different tripcode. You're a fraud.
>>24596904
this
giving money to eggman is like throwing money to the trash
eggman should just save up money for a whole year and then wire it to his parents then jump off the higest bridge and die so that way he doesn't leave a burden to his parents with the funeral costs.
i suggest the SF bridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxom4hzu0o
>>24584550
>tfw this dumb failed normie continues to suffer through life
Feels good man
>>24596967
I'm going to have far more money over time.
>>24597025
we are all failed normies, nigger
Where does he work in St. Cloud? I want him to sell me something.
>>24597070
he sells tools
>>24597097
tools to mill wood? at what store?
>>24597150
he left minnesota for pussy but he caught something and brought it back with him
>>24596795
Eggy, what's your take on Ken?
You think his situation is worse than yours?
I know plenty of people who make minimum wage but are actually smart with their money and are doing fine.
Stop traveling to get laid eggy and you won't be so broke.
There's ton of people like Eggman out there working shitty wageslave jobs that pay nothing close to a living wage. I make something like 14.7k after taxes a year. A buddy of mine made less until he used his 1/4 Spanish heritage to get a job now making 19$/hr. I'll end up joining him since he'll vouch for me.
>>24597357
minimum wage isn't enough to live on. You would literally have to suck the government's dick like all the niggers do in order to survive.
>>24597050
At least I don't work minimum wage like an idiot, nor do I pathetically come back to a site after crying about it, lel.
Eggman, you dont just send applications and hope they will take you. That's not how it works and you have almost no chance to get an interview like this. Once you really know how to get a job, you can do something you like.
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>>24596846
He spent all his money on a girl. How fucking stupid was he to move to an apartment and sign a lease. You think her name is on that lease?
>>24597424
>minimum wage isn't enough to live on.
That entirely depends on where you live. In my county minimum wage is enough to live in an apartment where you won't get shot as long as you plan on working until you die.
>>24597553
Where and how many hours per week?
>>24597553
I'll clarify then. In the United States, since that's where Eggman and most of 4chan is, minimum wage won't do shit for you. You would need 6 kids and all the government handouts possible to live on that.
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>>24597602
Southwest Michigan 40hr/wk. You'll pull in nearly $1000/m after taxes, single bedroom small apartments are $400/m, utilities and internet run you another maybe $150/m, $300/m for food, less if you cook your own meals, and the rest goes to car insurance and anything else you need. You should get free health insurance from the state with that wage so you're covered there. You have to live paycheck to paycheck but it is possible.
>>24586284
that is only unlocked by constant validation that normies get.
>>24588726
>I have another idea too.
>If someone had $15k and I could get the money to my family, I would agree to be murdered for that price.
>They could torture me or whatever they want as long as the money clears for my loved ones.
This goes against the blackpill philosophy
>>24597698
>400$ for rent
Yeah, you're lucky then. I live in a small ass city and it's still 600$ at the lowest. Add in nearly 300$ for a car payment and I'll be left with a few 250$ or so for everything else. Not fucking possible.
the only reason i mean needs more and more money is because women
i bet eggman is doing this because he has a gf
>>24596046
>Why do people like him in the first place? He's not successful, doesn't try to improve himself
He's our hero because of it. I love this nigga because I could relate to him.
>>24584550
eggman has a really attractive voice
i think hes pretty charismatic desu
>>24597872
it's small as fuck, just over 10k people
>denying reality
how is anything I said denying reality? After car payments, gas, & cell phone I'd be left with 200$ a month for everything else.
>>24597845
This. Not just any woman either. The kind who wants to be taken care of and have the guy pay for everything. Eggman's a hero for demonstrating just how bad your life will get fucked up if you let a whore get her hooks in you.
>>24584550
Maybe you should think about going back to college eggy? You don't seem to old for that yet.
https://www.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/3ue7js/building_courage_to_come_out_of_my_shell/
>>24598634
toppu kekku lellu
>>24598634
>toppu kekku lell
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>>24598239
No, don't be mean to Eggy.
>>24588191
>Letting the normies win.
How about you fucking get a gun, go into the nearest plaza, and fucking mow them down, senpai
>>24584550
thought about moving to australia? you will make atleast $16 an hour anywhere.
>>24595049
Sounds like damage control. Eggman can't even complain about his girlfriend in a video without pussying out. Don't bother making Black Pill 2, Egg. Your gf sucked your credibility dry along with everything else.
>>24597010
They both deny she's his girlfriend. Who is ashamed of who?
>>24585418
Not everyone is autistic enough to like or git gud at programming, you stupid fuck.
>>24584550
the trick make money is having social ability. all manager in store is the one who overconfident in their ability then they sell this normies. i mean think about a managerial position somewhere? wehn i think about applying i instanlty face hurdle from overthinking it - i'll mess up, i'm not dominant enough to give orders, they'll never hire me, i'll fuck it up, etc. normies are just like 'fuck ya let's go' and start dishing out commands to their wageslave underlings.
secondly others that make shit money are people with highly technical skills which basically comes with intelligence and drive/interest.
then you have the elite who just have money to invest or have businesses and their money just flows around the world to increase through residual earnings on all their investemnets.
>>24596795
post pics of you and gf, blur her face out if you want.
>>24599714
her face is the only good thing about her
>>24598634
>to come out of my shell
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