saturday night ausbot thread, how you all doing tonight?
drinking cheap wine and playing WoW
>>24584516
Drinking bourbon & coke, blasting metal. Yeah.
>>24584555
sounds comfy, who you listening to pham?
>>24584561
Meshuggah - Rational Gaze. Don't listen unless your audio is good.
>>24584516
Took some adhd meds, got a headache so I took some codeine, it's a pretty comfy feel. now I'm watching some doco about shitty Australian films and using my mouth fedora.
>>24584516
Instead of a night out with the normie friends i'm settling in with a glass of raspberry juice, getting my laundry done and watching QI.
supanova is on this weekend, as much as i want to go i can't stand being around those fake "nerdy" sluts in their cosplay that only chad is going to get to enjoy
>>24584611
I'm doing laundry too m80, saturday is a good day for cleaning.
Getting drunk and listening to nice music at a shitty quality.
Someone in Adelaide should kill me.
>>24584611i can't remember the last time i got to do anything with my friends, they always go out doing normie shit but i never get invited
at least as a result i've finished a lot more anime lately
>>24584644
Life without friends is secretly the good life.
>>24584516
Queenslander checking in. I'm just watching some YouTube b0ss and drinking somewater
Might play Fallout 4 later.
>>24584516
Sitting here wondering why I'm not at a leavers party with my friends
>oh yea that's rightI have no friends
Drinking milk and eating meaty Dominos pizzaall alone in Syndey ;___;
>>24584516
Tasmanian here.
tfw no friends.
drugs wearing off.
>>24584638
I was walking down the bike path on West Terrace a few months ago, sketching out about my drug use, when a bus stopped close to where I was walking, unsure if there was even a stop at that point in space. A young girl walked out and starting walking near me, I slowed down to see if she would walk past but she started walking at the same pace next to me. I think she was doing this purposefully to get my attention. I was so fucked from smoking pot and ice in the past that I was frozen with anxiety, I handed her this retarded as fuck business card I had printed saying shit like ice-pol / e-pol since I wanted to be narc for some reason. After this I realise how autistic and fucking daft I had become. I miss that girl, she was a small cute asian girl. Maybe she needed saving from drugs or crime, maybe I did too.. I don't think I'll forgive myself for ignoring that moment. She might be reading this now, she might be in a worse place. I hope she's alright. Adelaide is weird place.
Watching Stargate SG-1.
Watching episode 1 of season 6.
>>24584977
tasmania
fuck that's gotta be rough, what do you do even do for fun?
>parents are trying to force me to learn to drive
Please no
>>24585074
>tfw 22 and don't have a license
i want nothing more than to be able to just get in a car and fuck off from time to time
>>24585080
I'm 23
I never, ever need or want to use a car and public transport/walking serve me just fine if I absolutely must go somewhere
They only want me to learn because of the bushfire season coming up, but fuck it, I'll burn and die knowing I never had to drive, and we're in the nearby suburbs anyway, there's no way there'll be a bad fire out of control around here
>>24584999
I think you were just the weird one, not Adelaide.
This place is garbage, no matter how you look at it.
>>24584999
Congrats dude, you're weirder than Adelaide.
>>24585095
i dunno about you but where i live public transport isn't so reliable that i can just fuck off at 4am when i am in a shitty mood
>>24585025
Is this picture saying it's a good thing or a bad thing
>>24585080
How hard is the learners test?
I've driven cars on my family property for over 5 years, but I haven't got my license because I hardly go out anywhere.
I'm also fuck lazy to read that driving book.
>>24585151
Fuck off to where, though?
I can't really sympathise because I don't get the urge to go anywhere else ever, and I don't really have problems at home.
>>24585160
If you mean the test to get a learner's permit, it's laughably easy. Do the practice one online a few times wherever it was and the questions and answers are literally the same. You'll breeze through it in minutes.
>>24585160
>Do the practice one online a few times
This desu
I done the practice test like twice and then once again three weeks later when I actually went for my test.
Only passed because the same give way question on the practice test that I guessed wrong was on the real one and I remembered it.
>tfw been on my L plates for 3 years because I'm too scared to do the on-road P's test with some rando
>>24584999
Oh fuck I know that girl. You freaked the fuck out of her man.
>>24585160
i got my learners on my first try when i turned 16, 22 and still haven't gone for my p's
i feel like such a failure. there are 17 year olds driving girls around and getting pussy while i'm sitting here feeling sorry for myself
Think about it, people that are literally retarded can pass the test.
Anyway, melbourne reporting in. Another Saturday night at home doing fuck all.
I need some advice. How do you even go about trying to make new friends? What is a way that someone can make some new friends?
22yo btw.
>>24585215
Let's not pretend you would have any more interaction with women just if you could drive.
>>24585192
>I'm too scared to do the on-road P's test with some rando
Don't be.
I did mine and was cut off by a fucking prius.
My examiner flagged him to pull over then got out and had a fifteen minute argument with him.
Eu here, saturday morning. Waiting for beans to cook and watching tv. In the evening i will probably go to sleep or read a book.
>>24585209
Sure you did fammy
>>24585222
The reason I don't want to drive ever is because I absolutely 100% cannot handle being relied on. By that, I mean I can do anything at all unless it's vital or dangerous, in which case I instantly get sick to my stomach, with pain, from stress. Anything that actually *matters* I find it near-impossible to do and I've spent the better part of the last decade avoiding any and all such instances.
>>24585223
not now that i've been completely off the social radar for 5 whole fucking years
but if i had it when i was 17 i might have had at least a fucking chance
>>24585125
>post made 15 minutes ago
>made this post after coming back in from a smoke
>already fiending for another one
I really shouldn't drink.
"How much a dollar cost?" - Kendrick Lamar
>>24585295
Comes to HQ brah, we'll have a ciggy outside and stare down the stacies
>>24585349
Honestly why are you even at HQ if you're not there to pick up Stacie's, Chad?
Also, not too keen on catching a bus and train up to town desu
Perth here
Made some bitchin ravioli, now I'm gonna play Space Engineers all night.
Might watch Kikis Delivery Service later on, its been sitting in my backlog for ages and i just never got around to it
>>24585384
Pfft reds is where you go to pick up stacies. HQ is to fuck around with the kiddies who think they're top shit.
Don't make me come down to Marion to give you a talking to mate.
>tells me texting is the best way to contact him and if he gets a text he will respond to it
>also says some days he forgets to charge his phone and everyone wonders where he went
>he hasn't responded yet after a day
what do?
Does anyone know whats actually wrong with me? I'm in uni now starting to be alot more social than I was. I have made alot of friends and people seem to enjoy my company. Yet despite that, I never get invited out anywhere? These same people still make an effort to talk to me at uni but never invite me anywhere. I'm guessing it's because I'm not in whatever social circle they are apart of but still how the fuck am I supposed to get people to invite me outside of uni?
>>24585421
i've been watching anime for years but i've only seen maybe 6 ghibli films
i should really get around to watching the rest of them
>>24584889
can you ask your teachers at school for digital copies of the Year 7 to 10 maths textbook please. I'm from NSW
At a party on the Sydney north shore, fucking Normie's man
>>24585504
not him but I doubt they'd give that away to someone about to leave
Can't you find it online anywhere?
>>24585040
look for qt gf that will accept the fact I have a febeinine benis, shitpost, play vidya, read manga, idk senpai, it's pretty boring here.
>>24585492
First time in university, huh?
Here's the secret: they don't actually care for you and you will never see them again the second you're no longer in classes together. There might be token gestures of facebook messages or whatever if you've set that precendent already, but that will peter out after a month at best.
I know this from four separate universities with varying degrees of class closeness, from multiple groups where no one knows each other to a single group together for a full year studying a language.
It's hopeless, anon. University is a pit of social interaction with absolutely no payoff.
>>24585481
>Worrying about a guy texting you back
>Meanwhile robots don't even have girls numbers to text.
'Femanon problems'
>>24585492
you can start by getting the fuck off /r9k/ and never coming back you fucking normie piece of shit
>>24585473
I mean desu what are you even doing at any club senpai
>Marion
A little bit further, m8. TryParafield Gardens.
>>24585533
I care more about having a friend than a gf desu
Town tonight boys , Saturday's the night for partying . Reds first then zhivagos
Pic isn't me but my eyes are gonna look similar
>>24585529
Really? Is it just like that for us ausbots here? Because I know in america college seems to be the best time for a robot to change into a normie. Making friends and getting laid is apprently much easier due to no social status set from high school. Shit man uni was supposed to be my last hope, now I have nothing...
>>24585529
This
Unless you make the extra effort to develop a personal connection and go to their house and talk every day and shit, I can almost guarantee you will stop speaking to people from uni within a week of each semester ending
Then when next semester starts and you see everyone again you do this awkward catch up thing where you pretend to be interested in their lives but deep down know neither of you care
>>24585534
Guess what, I'm a 21 year old KV who was a complete social outcast in highschool. I fell for the just be yourself meme and attempted to change in uni. Now I'm 4th year student and still no real friends and no girlfriend. Provided this isn;t just a shitpost, you are probably more normie than me.
>>24585576
I get the feeling that dorm room culture helps with that - it's a real rite of passage since college is the first time american kids live on their own and have to cook and wash clothes and shit for themselves. We don't really have that much in australia (most people still live with their parents, maybe some rent an apartment but it's not a dorm room full of hundreds of horny 20 year olds) so that culture doesn't really exist
It's not impossible to make lasting friendships at uni, but you'll be lucky to make one or two because if the only thing you have in common is that you do the same subject, as soon as uni ends you'll stop talking
>>24585576
>>24585577
Welp. Why did I even try robots? Fuck this gay earth.
>>24584516
Newzealand here :3
I'd just like to thank my oniichan Australia, for keeping me safe from all the filthy refugees!
Xiexie Australia! ^_^
>>24585576
>Because I know in america college
>America
Yes, in America. You're not in America.
Glad to see universities have rad screening processes.
>>24585576
if you were popular in highschool even if you go to a uni where nobody knows who you are you at least know how to socialize with others
if you didn't learn how to socialize then you are a literal nobody on top of not knowing how to interact with others
>>24585576
Sorry, anon. At least you didn't try and try again for years, every time thinking you had actually succeeded this time, until eventually you honestly couldn't try anymore, the callouses formed and they're never going away again and everyone you meet looks like a different skin on an identical essential person.
Or maybe that's what happens to you next. I don't think it really sets in until you experience it for yourself, though. Sorry for everything you're going to go through, anon, just know that although you're completely alone, you're not the only one completely alone around here and it's not because you made bad choices.
>>24585602
the fact that you actually tried to become normie is enough that you should gtfo
i dropped out of highschool in 9th grade and spent my entire teenage life playing world of warcraft and watching anime.
i haven't interacted with a girl in almost 10 years, get on my level you fucking normie scum
>>24585637
>>24585610
>>24585577
>>24585576
>tfw don't fit in with the cliquey asians that just play DOTA and study all day and keep to themselves all the time
>tfw don't fit in with the aussies who just party and JUST HAVING A LAUGH MATE who have failed the same subject for the 3rd time now
>tfw everyone thinks they're smarter and better than everyone else
>tfw American media has led me to a very disillusioned view of what Uni is actually like
>>24585543
>Reifag
>being no fun
That makes a lot of sense
Could've even hit up >>24585551
>>24585630
you're welcome otoutochan, just keep those filthy marois in your own country
>>24585125
Have you ever been to the Garden of Unearthly Delights?
I don't think it's so bad. I am pretty strange though.
>>24585136
Sometimes.. probably; most likely.
>>24585209
The freak out was mutual, I was drying off, walking stuff out of my system.. paranoid, confused, scared.
Pass on my regards/apologies if you do know her, she didn't deserve that. I wanted to say to hello, instead my delusion took precedent.
>>24585648
Thanks man. It still stings, but your post made me feel a bit better. I don't know, I was pretty close to suicide awhile ago so I guess I just attached myself to this dumb hope that things would get better. Just now coming to terms with the fact that they won't...
>>24585681
That's not what disillusioned means, but you are disillusioned now, so maybe you accidentally used it half correctly
>>24585522
Yea but nothing beats a textbook. I regret not doing good enough during maths class. I think maths is one of the only skills you learn at school that you can carry over to tertiary education, which i do not have. Thats why i want to start again and polish up my maths. I could buy the textbooks but it'll cost me $100 for all 4 of them even for second hand and id much rather have the PDF file copies instead of the real textbook
>>24585695
>being no fun
The only time I've ever been to a club was when I was absolutely off my face on yellow Ferrari's and some weird Blue MTV LSD pills. I can't even remember anything other than enjoying the lights.
>>24585714
>Have you ever been to the Garden of Unearthly Delights?
Nut.
>>24585681
You fit in with us anon!
>>24585739
>that feel when it took me half the series to realise Mayuri was the other catgirl waitress
I felt stupid
what the fuck is with all the unifags in australia? i swear 9/10 20 year old i meet are unifags
>>24585349
>>24585384
>>24585295
We could roll Hanson Road for some serious fucked up times.
>>24585733
That's what I mean though, can't you find PDF files of maths textbooks online anywhere?
>>24585763
With hecs the only reason you shouldn't go to uni is if you dropped out for an apprenticeship
>>24585630
>xie xie
i speak cantonese and i wish i could speak mandarin :(
Town tonight boys , Saturday's the night for partying . Reds first then zhivagos
In the cab atm
>>24585754
Pretty sure she still said tuturu when in her outfit anon. Silly Billy!
>>24585763
>>24585781
Yeah, university graduates are quickly outnumbering those who didn't go.
drinking midori in my room alone desu senpaitachi
>>24585785
Hope you stopped for a sneaky krispies while heading up port road
>>24585793
Too bad stem graduates are still non-existent.
>>24585808
sounds comfy, you watching any anime or playing any vidya?
>>24585763
>25
>highest qualification/education is my here HSC
At least that nightmare is over
>>24585786
Why doesn't /r9k/ allow moonrunes
>>24585734
The garden attracts the the fucking weirdest people.
>yellow Ferrari's
pretty solid pinger when they were out.
>>24585763
There's no cost until you make fair coin, also you can stipend welfare while studying. Pretty easy times, unless you are fucked in the mind.
>>24585849
And then I realised I forgot to tense
nigger
>>24584623
I don't have anyone to go with. lets go together anon!
Does anyone get feels from seeing the schoolies footage on tv? I never went obviously so it's really painful to see everyone enjoying themselves and probably losing their virginity. Only thing I even did during schoolies is watch anime.
>>24585900
I get feels in that so many people my age are out enjoying themselves, but I know for myself that I wouldn't like it. 18 year old hektic sick cunts fighting over dumb yolo sluts while yelling and acting like animals isn't a good place for a robot. I just wish I was a normie and had the potential to enjoy something like that, I hate being miserable
>>24585849
>been studying Japanese for a month
>still can't read this
Fuck I may be retarded.
>>24585852
>pretty solid pinger when they were out.
They were, the only ones that really compared were rainbow superman's or this odd batch of green apples I once got.
I miss taking pingers.
>>24585900
they put on the news that thing where they all take a picture without wearing pants
the amount of sex that must be going in during schoolies week is mind boggling
>tfw 6'3
>tfw 7.5 inch cock
>tfw virgin
it's just not fucking fair, by all right i should be the king of chads
anyone else gold coast here?
>>24585783
Fuckin learn then, mandarin is easier.
Melbourne fag here. Hate myself, this week has been particularly shit. I intend for next week to be the start of a big change for me, actually going to try get my shit together.
>>24585852
The first and only time I shoved a pinger up my ass it was a yellow Ferrari.
>>24586073
at this point you can't even blame anyone else for being a failure, you were completely set up for success but still somehow managed to fuck it up.
>>24586000
It takes a few months to get anything since language so heavily relies on multiple functions interacting
Also I fucked up, so don't take it too hard, I forgot to past tense
sitting here alone waiting for some ausfags to login to fightcade so i can play vidya.
>>24586104
it's because i wasted my teenage years on the internet instead of bothering to interact with others
Anyone watch mr robot? I feel like his whole outlook on life and people is everything I ever thought to myself. Getting alot of enjoyment watching it.
>>24586151
Like we all did anon. At least you had a chance. Some of us never did.
>>24586181
>Some of us never did
>tfw have been fat since 5
I don't blame anyone but myself for it past the age of 13, but it fucking hurts. When I see my relfection, I don't think I look as fat as I am because I've been this way my whole life, when I look at my hands or fingers I don't think they're fat, I just don't think anything about me is THAT big, but I'm disgustingly obese.
>>24586181
i have the height and cock size but i've got aspergers
the gift was wasted on me
Watching anime all night
Livin' the dream, anons. Livin' the dream.
>>24586263
what anime you watching mate? been watching ashita no joe lately
>>24586342
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
I'm still pretty early in the series but man it's so great.
Is it normal to call people on their mobile still?
It's been so long since I've had a real friend tbqh
>>24586353
true, had that on my watch list for the longest time
Is code gayass a good anime?
why does everyone on 4chins say im a faggot for watching naruto?
>>24586146
That's what I get for listening to /a/
>WHADDAYA MEAN YOU HAVEN'T LEARNT ALL JOYO KANJI IN A MONTH
>>24586380
It's a fun ride if nothing else. Kind of like Kill la Kill, you'll either love it and be entertained or hate it and be entertained.
>tfw was supposed to link up with a friend tonight for drinks
i haven't heard from them all day and they are probably at some fucking normie party
i'm ready to take the path of the rodge
>>24586380
if you look at the fighting from a strategic standpoint you will hate it
hey, we just kicked their ass and pushed them off of this mountain. lets fall back immediately and let them retake it!
>>24586082
How did you learn it? Ive only gone as far as learning all the pinyin on my own
>>24586414
Never
and I seriously mean NEVER
listen to /a/ or 4chan in general about learning Japanese
>>24586449
99.9999% of anime should not be looked at strategically though. Cartoons are basically always unrealistic.
I have 1 and a half years worth of electives left in my uni degree
should I do 3 semesters of japanese? How full of weebs are the classes?
>>24586503
yeah but for fucks sake there is a limit isn't there?
it'd be like if during ww2 the allied forces pushed into germany and seized half of the country and just randomly decided to go home and call it a day
>>24586592
>yeah but for fucks sake there is a limit isn't there?
No, cartoons have been a lot more unrealistic than Code Geass.
>>24586592
It's been a while, but I swear that battle made sense in context.
Wasn't Lelouch just there to rescue the JLA?
Why would his tiny rebellion try to hold that mountain? The Brittanian army could come in and easily crush him once reinforcements arrive.
Also keep in mind that Brittania had Suzaku in the Gundam.
>>24586681
i dunno it's been ages since i watched it but all i remember is every time they "won" a battle they would immediately fall back and lose any territory they gained
>>24585793
Makes me glad I left Uni for an apprenticeship.
>tfw making $95k/year plus OT as a second year tradesmen instead of some poor count Uni student with HECS debt
>>24586728
Autocorrect can get fucked stupid phone not recognising cunt as a word
>>24586728
if you are making 95l a year why are you on this board?
Be honest, who /staying up for mlp season finale/ here
>>24586779
I find women hate threads hilarious as its filled with bitter as fuck people.
Also contribute to the occasional ausfag thread if there's some conversation going on.
>>24586877
Why does a person become bitter
>>24586863
Oh fuck is that tonight?
I haven't watched in ages, but I think I might pick it up for the finale.
>>24586917
because they are a virgin in their 20s
>>24586877
Kek, had a story i was debating about posting due to sounding like a /pol/tard but:
>pickup a (major) newspaper as sick of staring at my phone/PC
>skip to the editorial because there was bad bushfires lately so all the focus was on them
>editorial is a women complaining about how poorly everyone dresses these days and about how people should care about their appearance in public
>this goes on for a full page
>meanwhile there is march for awareness of male domestic violence against women that was run and organized by MEN
>>24587035
Jokes on you I'm a virgin in my 20s and I'm sad, not bitter.
I wish I were getting drunk right now.
Hanabee released an Unlimited Blade Works boxset limited to 1000 copies, so I shelved out 130 bucks for it. Spent the rest on my weekly shopping, so now I've got no money for alcohol. Shit sucks.
>>24587010
Two hours from now, 3am sydney time
Finale's about time travel and the villain from the premiere's coming back after a couple sneaky background appearances of her spying on everyone, shit has potential to befunat the very least
At least a good one hour distraction
What do i need to do to get an asian gf? (there are a ton around not just saying the r9k meme) 90% of aussie girls i see sound like wannabe-socal rejects.Adelaide if that helps
>>24587111
in the suburbs i don't see any but the city is 75% asian in brisbane. from my experience they mostly stick to their own unless you are chad
>>24587046
Take a photo and post it on a women hate thread and watch the replies come rolling in
>tfw I've been drinking too long and ate too much pizza and I throw up in the back yard having a smoke
>>24587357
>smoker
you deserve it faggot
>>24587417
>not smoking durries
And I'm the faggot lmao
just got done shuttling you drunk cunts to the valley (uber driver)
>>24587471
Thanks for taking jobs from hard working Indians, anon
>>24587471
You're doing good anon. Fuck the cabbies
>>24587534
>>24587549
i'm scared of the cabbies
>>24587575
>scared of illegals
Fuck mate what are they gonna do?
goodnight /aus/
>>24586728
Regret not going to tafe so much. Asian parents so no chance they'd support me. Meanwhile fucking engineering at uni fuck me up famm
