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Saturday morning sex with your girlfriend edition.
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Ditched my gf to go to a party, got really drunk and then came home and fell asleep on the stairs. What a mistake tbqh lads
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>>24583806
Last time I ditched my gf to go somewhere she didn't talk to me for a week, learnt my lesson on that one
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>>24583840
I honestly I thought she'd be mad, but she just wants to meet up today. Which I cant, because I have work. I should have stayed with her to be honest, I rarely get time to see her as it is
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Woo lads. Looks like I'm gonna be busy.
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Wageslaving again today. Why do they make smart shoes so fucking uncomfortable? I had to buy some of those funny gel things to go in so that I don't end the day in crippling pain.
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>>24584046
Took me a moment to realize you didn't mean shoes with android installed.

Been a month and my Universal credit claim still hasn't gone through. ffs, hurry up bennies!
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lads, i can't stop fapping to a blonde polish girl I work with. she's so fucking hot

>>24584009
yeah I'm gonna play some vidya today, been playing the first BioShock recently
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Pretty cosy this morning tbqh lads. Gonna make some tea and keep practicing C++, might study a little more physics as well. Going shopping later. Have a good one lads
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Met with a former colleague last night. She blew me in my car.
Feel bad for cheating on my Mrs
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feeling alright, will prolly watch the footy and game a bit, but i made the mistake of cruising a bit further outside britfeel than usual and saw the endless sea of self-loathing threads and threads about 'degenerates' and racist bullshit. 4chan's fucking depressing these days. it never used to be like this, i hate how this inadequacy-complex stormfag bullshit has indoctrinated all the virgins. they used to be annoying atheist libertarians, now they're all spree killers in waiting.
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kek was probably a brobot
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>>24584164
fake and gay dude
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>>24584164
Looks like some meme a black person would tweet
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>>24584251
#ThanksGivingWithWhiteFamilies
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>>24584144
Glad I'm not the only one who's observed this
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/britfeel/ meetup when?
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>>24584425
we had one
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>>24583783
>tfw girlfriend is in another country so no saturday morning sex

Me and my ex rosie palmer it is then
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>>24584490
when was that desu? pics? loma
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>>24583783
>Saturday morning sex with your girlfriend edition.
WFT are you here?? Go to a normie board. Fuck off basically..
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I hope you were all good goyim and spent your bennies on black friday tat.
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>>24584902
Not him but this isn't your personal hugbox you whiney little faggot so stop treating it like one

People have sex, how do you think you got here?

Granted your mother should have probably swallowed you though
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>paid off 67 quid of my student loans on my salary last year
>gained over 360 quid in interest
>just found out that you can't post GBP signs on /r9k/ anymore

welp
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watching a film called out of the furnace, any good lads? seems pretty comfy
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>>24585011
>Granted your mother should have probably swallowed you though

a-after giving birth to him?
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I don't think I want to post to r9k anymore, lads. I don't like the crab mentality here, I just want to have pseudo-friends.

I feel like I'm on the cusp of "failed normie", I think with a bit of exercise and putting myself out there, I think I could live a happy life - without drinking or weed as a crutch.

Might even know tfw gf.

Should I make the effort? Or will I crash and burn?
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>>24585300
Go for it lad, "jus b urself"

Seriously though, no ones gonna do it for you, this place has the potential to be toxic if you let it
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>>24585300
Go out and life life, be happy fellow robot. But don't forget the important things you learned here sifting through all the shit and assholes.
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>>24585300
I wish I didn't have a girlfriend, maybe then itd motivate me to lose weight and stop being a fat piece of shit.
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>>24585487
>I wish I didn't have a girlfriend, maybe then itd motivate me to lose weight and stop being a fat piece of shit.

how does that make any kind of sense
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>>24585300
This place keeps people pointing the fingers at others. Granted, the world we live in is shitty, but on the other hand, it's not going to help you to sit there and wallow.
Try to get out of here and make it. Maybe changing some circumstances might help you to lead a happy life.
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>>24585553
I'm lazy and have no motivation to lose weight. Most people seem to want to lose weight to get a gf and I think that would probably work for me. Or I get diagnosed with a life threatening illness or something
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friendly reminder girls like chad cocks
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>>24585593
>8.2"x6.5"
>ideal
kek

Actually, as a faggot, that seems pretty interesting. Would try/10
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>>24585578

Well, I see the logic, but I don't think that's how it works in reality. Many people lose weight because they have a gf, and those who are lonely tend to just neglect themselves
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what are some britfeel recommended films and TV series?
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coId today lads
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>>24585593
what the fuck why
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>>24585593
Reminder that most girls prefer fat guys to muscular ones

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2741786/Good-news-guys-Over-75-women-prefer-FLAB-abs-Sex-therapist-Tracey-Cox-explains-women-DON-T-want-chiselled-perfection-bed.html
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Daily reminder that you're all fucking losers
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>>24585742
But i have a gf so I can't be. At least thats the message I get from this place
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if you could have one wish, what would it be?
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>>24585593
>tfw one square away from D

I was so close, lads
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>>24585770
size mate?
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>>24585703
>tfw I think like a woman
>tfw afraid of attempting dating because gyno

It shouldn't be like this lads
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>>24585788
Just get fat and then your gyno will look normal in comparison with your body
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Well lads off to pick up an old Ford fiesta. Should be moving into my house next week too. Now I have a car, money and house women will flock to me right?

I'm 24 so I don't know if I'm past the age where it's still all about looks.
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>>24585809
Yeah, I was fat a few years back. It did look more normal but my nipples were still puffy as fuck and dick was partly hidden under fat. I'm currently going for trap, or skeleton, mode. I'll see if I can make them disappear if I'm like 16 BMI.
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>>24585812
Looks are the most important aspect when dating, anyone who tells you different is a liar
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>>24585782
Just over 5 inches, with just less than 5 inches girth.

Indian baby tier
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>>24585578
>wahh im killing myself with hedonism

i would give anything to be able to digest food and stop withering away and feeling like i do

i cant even imagine being able to eat typical american food once in a while and not feeling terrible

i was exercising for years and all i did was end up half dead from being malnourished and with a fucked up back and shoulders despite eating healthy food constantly

and my disease is a meme to women, they think im just a crackhead loser who needs to man up, that im lucky for being so skinny despite eating all the time, as if i can just eat whatever and im not almost always feel hot and cold and having cramps and be losing my mind

maybe if i quit my job and slept i could heal

except then id feel like a total worthless loser and never get any decent sleep anyway due to the guilt

but tell me more about how you wish your girlfriend would leave you so you could have the strength to stop eating the most ridiculously good tasting food and lose weight and find a better girlfriend
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>>24585856
There comes a point where women realise they're not getting any younger and have to go with what they can get right? Can't be Chad's bit on the side forever.
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>go on chaturbate
>some faggot on home screen with his cock out

Kills the mood, every fucking time
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>>24585856
Money is pretty important too.
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>>24585884
If you want some shallow bitch to just want you for money then I guess

But generally there has to be physical attraction for the relationship to work
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>>24584113
>playing the first BioShock recently
Me too anon, can't believe it's taken me so long to get round to it. I'm enjoying it.
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>>24585927
I don't know mate I see ugly blokes with women all the time
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>>24585927
If there is zero physical attraction, forget it, yes.

But to reassure you, just look at random, even ugly people on public transport. Lots of rings on their finger, many people get married, even balding and fat ones.
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>>24585967
yeh u with ur mum lel
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>>24585967
Yeah I mean there has to be some attraction there physical or monetary
>>24585972
Yes then obviously there is some mutual attraction there, I was referring to if people are obviously in different leagues
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>tfw get boners while browsing wikipedia and watching the videos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_implant#Implant_pocket_placement
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infrequent reminder that you don't have to wageslave if you don't want to
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>>24586124
But I don't want to live on a shitty farm with a bunch of middle class trust fund babbies.
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>>24586162
>middle class trust fund babbies
believe what you will, but this is never usually the case. i lived with a brazilian and a thai girl.
what are your other options?
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>>24584860
No pics, 12 people showed up. Including a chad with his gf. The whole night was complete shit and pretty sure nobody kept in touch afterwards.
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Afternoon robots~

>tfw only just woke up

Not a great feel tbqh. Feels like I've wasted the day~

What's everyone up to this weekend then?
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I woke up with a black eye today.
No idea why at all.

Then some big black guy called me a "bad boy" in town.

Strange morning.
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>>24586222
M8 I'm bored of the rat race, bored of Englands rainy grey streets.

Tell me how fantastic your life is.
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>>24586297
>What's everyone up to this weekend then?
Waiting.
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What you listening lads?

WE GOT LONDON ON THE TRACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LOxeu3XxkU
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>>24586428
Is it a delivery or pick up?
As soon as your anus opens for a shit the door will knock and he will be off down the street in his van by the time you get to the door, with your half wiped shitty cheeks.
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>>24586453
Stop befouling my ambiance with those rank vibrations. Its like an auditory miasma.
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>>24586336
i chose to work in the netherlands because i'm a pot smoker but there are farms that participate all over the world, choose your weapon.
i live with an open minded dutch family that expect a set amount of work from me and ask for no more, no less. they have adopted me into their family and feed me organic meals three times daily. they give me the space i need whilst being available to rely on them for support.
i spend no money whilst being out here unless i decide to go into the city. even then, the entire country is connected by cycle roads.
weather is the same but flatter. thanks for storm barney m8s.
if you have a good work ethic a farmer may hire you. the work is taxing but rewarding. i have muscles now and my body has never looked better.
what's to lose? how can i persuade you further?
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>>24586504
the classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
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>>24586453
Got me a check I got a check
thugga of course
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Waiting for my homegym to be delivered lads.

'any time before 6pm'
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>>24586508
Persuade us by posting something that actually happened nerd
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>>24585933
I played it years ago when it was released, one of my favourite games of all time. great atmosphere, story and characters
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>>24585265
yesssss!

>cums like an exploding sun
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Is this safe space bollocks making its way over here from America now?
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shameless uk season 6 finale was so stupid.
On to season 7 now.
Lip and Carl are my favourite characters.
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>>24586527
first you get dat tripcode then you get dat meme
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>>24586545
lol
make your own story
i have been resting, recounting, picking up the pieces of my former life, deciding what to do with my future without having someone make demands of me i can't possibly fulfill. or, yknow, live your life with a permanent stress, it's up to you.
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>>24586428

What are you getting senpai?
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>>24586667
Merchandise of my waifu
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>pissing down with rain
>normie weekend plans getting BTFO as I type

Feels good man, gonna play some vidya and get a takeaway tonight
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>>24586674

Who is it?

I haven't buyfagged in a while now, all of my PVC is in cardboard boxes at home because I don't have room to display them in my flat.
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Get paid a full month of wagekuk bucks on Monday

>tfw want to buy anime figures but have to buy christmas bullshit instead to keep up the facade that I'm not detached from society
>tfw I literally cannot bee myself
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>>24586699
Azusa
Pic related is what I've ordered
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>>24586725

>Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa waifu anon

I should have guessed
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Who /hassexregularly/ here?
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>>24587073
i am a 22 year old virgin lad, never seen or touched a vagina in my life
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>>24586124
Fuck this seems good
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>>24587087
You'll get there mate, don't lose hope
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>>24587087
That's sad Iad. lost my virginity at 14 had sex 1000s of times
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>>24586678
Rain rain come and stay,
please ruin a normies day.

OC DON'T STEAL
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why do americans get so butthurt over free healthcare? i've never been able to wrap my head around it.
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>>24587155
I've only known one American who got pissed at the idea of free healthcare and he said it turns the population of a country into pussies because they go to hospital for a headache or cold
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>>24586678
>normies have gfs to cuddle up to with the rain outside
>you don't
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>>24586297
i just woke up too. 2pm already fuck sake
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A Donner Kebab pizza? Wtf lads? What do they taste like? Worth ordering?
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>>24586297
Been up since 4am (slept most of Friday night)
still feel like i've wasted the day
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>>24587221
erwjkew rioewu roieru ioewru weio
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>>24587120
it's got to the point where sex and relationships is such an alien concept to me it doesn't really bother me. can't miss what you haven't experienced.

>>24587127
lucky you. could be worse I suppose, at least I've kissed half a dozen girls or so. could be a handheldless virgin
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>>24587249
had one once. didn't really taste like kebab, the pieces were minuscule too. oh, and instead of tomato sauce they used chilli sauce which ruined it
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>>24587087
Hi, me. I wonder if I'm broken. I don't care for the idea of sex I'd be happy cuddling a girl and talking to her about various things throughout the day, though.
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>>24587284
Think I'm going to pass. Don't want to ruin my comfy saturday pizza.
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>>24584113
I just started working with a crazy cute little Czech barista, the way she fumbles for English words and acts like she's totally helpless just gives me a raging hard-on. I'm gonna learn to say please and thank you in Czech and see if she'll suck my dick

I won't do any of that ;-;
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>>24587286
>I don't care for the idea of sex I'd be happy cuddling a girl and talking to her about various things throughout the day, though.

that's where you are 'broken', you are not manly enough. go gay or something.
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>>24587315
Why would I take homosexuality as an alternative? Seems a bit weird, man
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>AKIBA'S TRIP: Undead & Undressed
am i really autistic enough to play this game lads
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finished watching out of the furnace. not bad, I rate it 7.5/10
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>>24587249
They can be god tier from some places. I feel a lot of places tend to use watery salad though so the whole thing just ends up being a mess so I prefer just donner meat on chips with curry sauce.

Sorta tastes like spiced meat with with half of the meat tender, half tastes sorta fried.

Did take me a while to get into it, but now I order it more often than chicken.
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>>24587381
Shit. Missed the pizza part... just went on to describe donner in general.
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>tfw you realise who is responsible for ruining britfeel
>not the NEETs
>not the wagekeks
>not the normies
>not the unifags
>not the waifufags
>not the gf posters
>not the racists
>not gf posters
>not poleaboo
>but the people who whine about all of these people
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>>24587405
>wanting normies to stay
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Just woke up lads, got invited out tonight for the first time this year and I'm fucking so poor I might have to cancel. Love life.
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>>24587338
>AKIBA'S TRIP: Undead & Undressed
>9/10 on Steam

sounds like a no-brainer tbqh
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>>24587405
You didn't mention fastfag, so I'm blaming him.
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>>24587405
>implying britfeel is ruined

it's the best it's ever been lah
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>>24587405
You mean to tell me that the vocal complainers that can't ignore others are worse than the people they complain about who are just doing their own thing?

It's not something specific to /britfeel/, it's basically most of 4chan.
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>>24587405
You're ruining britfeel
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>>24587434
It's not about how much brain you need to play it, it's about le autistic girly dreamworld
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Rate my order lads. Meal deal includes chips and chicken nuggets too.
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>>24587460
shut the fuck up, nobody likes you
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>>24587445
wtf, is that giroud? why does he have such feminine legs?
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>>24587439
Neger please. I have been labled a "real robot" and unironically "the best poster of /britfeel/" before
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs
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>>24587434
>9/10 on Steam

Means fuck all since pc gamers think bloodborne is shit.
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>>24587470
exotic cuisine/10
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>>24587470
not bad lad, seems like a good deal
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>>24587479
>epicboy

epic.
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>>24585933
>11
the first BioShock is my favorite game. It's a masterpeice in my opinion.
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>>24587479
I honestly have no idea who you are and I've been here since britfeel started

the best poster of britfeel is poleaboo since there's a bit of him in all of us. He's the face of britfeel tbqh
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>>24587473
>get called the best poster of /britfeel/
>no one likes me
ok lad

>>24587505
nope, I'm not epicboy
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working 6 days a week at my new job


kill me now guys
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>>24587524
>favorite
favourite

GTFO AMERICUNT
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>>24587524
would you kindly
a man chooses, a slave obeys
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>>24584982
Couldn't be arsed, might see what Cyber Monday comes up with though.
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>>24587536
>the best poster of britfeel is poleaboo
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>>24587558
second from the right is best slag, would let her sexually degrade me
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>>24587558

God, I want to be standing naked in front of them as they casually rate and pick apart my looks
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>>24585085
It's ridiculous isn't it. Although since I got my promotion I think I'm finally paying off more than the interest. Will still take me years though unless I somehow end up in the position to clear it off in a single chunk.
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>>24587542
>one persons opinion
>must be the majority

This is why you're stuck in 5th gear you daft cunt
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>>24587543
think of the money, my son
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>>24587536
>best poster of britfeel
My fave is Azu-nyan~ poster and his tireless effort keeping the normies at bay and promoting pure 2D love.
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>>24587558
>you will never taste their feet
why
live
t
b
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>>24587558
He's more relevant than you to be fair

I've never seen you on any of the strawpolls
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>>24587550
words to live by.
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>>24587622
you don't even know who i am lad. i have been given multiple names, people falsely assume those are multiple people while it's all just me.
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Lads would you wear this?
I want something more causal and trendy to wear when summer comes.
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>>24585692
Resisting the urge to put the central heating on until my mum gets home.
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>>24587641
>you don't even know who i am lad
that's the whole point
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>>24587651
Fucking do that all the time.
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>>24587661
Isn't it that chavvy as fuck brand that was in Shameless? Get a proper jumper you faglord
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>>24585769
GBP 10K/month guaranteed income.
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>>24587661
how old are you?
I think hoodies look really lame on people over 25 unless you're running or buying stuff for breakfast on a weekend morning
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>>24587654
i mean i didnt even reveal my identity wtf
for all you know i might be poleaboo

anyways who gives a shit people called me THE BEST thats all that matters desu

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>24587661
no way, too ladish for me and a terrible colour
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>>24585769
My water bill paid in full for 5 years.
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>>24585011
what is r9k?
What's the board for?
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>>24587641
>trying this hard to be recognised on an anonymous rhodesian salad dressing forum

just stop mate, its pathetic
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>>24585812
Owning or renting your house?
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>>24587680
>>24587684
I'm 19, and I don't know I haven't seen shameless.
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>>24585769
To be Bailey Jay
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>>24587696
Reported to Scotland Yard for breaking your probation
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;_;


5645643 iodufio uefiou
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>>24587696
you aint funny lad
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>>24586297
Need to start sorting my stuff out for my impending move to my rented flat.
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I don't know who poleaboo is or why he's important.
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>>24585769
Infinite money
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>>24587748
stop shitposting me into suicide please
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>>24584425
>>24584490
>>24584860
>>24586238
There are pics. Here is one. And a few of us kept in touch afterwards. Dom and Greg actually work in a coffee shop together now.
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>>24587696
>not even the real best poster of /britfeel/

why are you doing this tbqh, it's pathetic mate
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>>24587698

> my water account is in credit for 383 and my yearly water bill is about 90 so not far off
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Who wants to take bets on what time poleaboo will wake up today?

I say 4.45pm.
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time 4 work lads

someone end my suffering?
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>>24587757
But hidden away so it doesn't crash the economy with hyper-inflation and so on
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>>24587700
>tries to incite board culture
>fails
>thinks /r9k/ is a dedicated hugbox for whiney virgins

The boards for green text stories and original content
Go back to bed lad
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>>24587768
that's confirmed fake
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>>24585769
infinite wishes obviously. if that's not permitted, I will wish for infinite money
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>>24587768
>complain about shitskins
>go for a skitskin meal

Amazing.

I'm aware that isn't a real r9k meet, and is from reddit. I just like shitposting
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>>24587791
No this happened just last weekend actually newman
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>>24586615
Yeah it's starting m8, check: http://www.theguardian.com/education/2015/feb/06/safe-space-or-free-speech-crisis-debate-uk-universities
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>below 18 degrees in flat
>can't put storage heaters on until cheap overnight electric

Someone come and share your body warmth with me please, we can watch animes together or maybe just cuddle

no homo
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>cum in my cousins tea and watch her drink it
so hot tbqh lads
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>>24587768
me on the upper left
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>>24587841
do some press-ups senpai, or run on the spot for a while

>>24587845
pice or it didn't happen mate
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>>24587792
>I will wish for infinite money

You get granted infinite money into your bank account. BOOM, the bank sees this and now money is worthless with worldwide inflation. Well done
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>>24587845
C H E E K Y
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L A D
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Pizza is here, now I just need something to watch. Any ideas lads?
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>>24587871
so what? He's got infinite money, it doesn't matter if a cup of tea costs him in infinite amount of money, he'll have infinite money.
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>>24587791
I was there.
>>24587817
It's not from Reddit. Some guy just made that up.
>>24587856
Alright Tim? It's Steve. Posting your FB profile pic to prove it's me.
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>>24587249
Not that great. Actual curry pizza OTOH...
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>>24587768
>tfw they took the picture when I was eating

WHY DIDN'T THEY USE ANOTHER PIC I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AUTIST FOREVER
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>>24587768
>>24587900
did you all inwardly want to fug the girl but all of you were too beta to crack onto her? i bet that's how that went
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>>24587922
She was with her bf mate. The sort of chubby guy next to her.
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>>24587911
Nice NBs faggot
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>>24587895
But with money being completely valueless, barter would be reintroduced, along with a new kind of money that you don't have infinite amounts of

That's why you have to keep your infinite money stash hidden away and use it carefully
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>>24587922
She was with her BF and had a really deep voice too.
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>>24587893
>not sorting this out beforehand
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>>24587935
>claims to be the best poster
>doesn't know anything
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>>24587841
I lived in a shitty flat once, hot water bottle was a godsend
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>>24587947
I fucked up. Now i'm sat eating pizza while reading /britfeel/
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>>24587951
Filter me if you can't handle the best of the best, mate.
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>>24587709
mate Sergio Tacchini is awful quality lads first football hooligan tier clothing
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>>24587895
Money would be useless. It wouldn't be worth anything if someone has an infinite amount. Nobody would use it anymore.
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>>24587970
stop using my name faggot
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Who here likes cocks in the butt?
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>tfw the only thing i'm really best at is being abused by my dad
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>>24588004
Me. Only feminine or plastic penises though. Hairy and masculine phalluses are not my thing.
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alright lads since nobody else is going to ask I will

which britfeel poster would you fuck?

I'd go for poleaboo. I want to use his 7 litres of piss as lubricant as I break in the back doors of the Taj Mahal
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I am now watching the film 'collateral' seen it lads? any good?
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i would have him suck me off
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>>24588026
2d waifu truly pleb guy
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>>24588026
fastguy or caffeine guy
they'd probably go fast as fuck while i fuck them, would be pretty lewd
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>>24587768
You ever seen this photo of Dom in the coffee shop?
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>>24587979
It's only 20 quid though, I think I'll just buy a plain blue hoodie, just tired of always wearing black
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>>24588057
wow he looks killable i could stick a knife into him
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>>24588057
He uses those scales on the shelf behind him for weighing up his shots
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=262SgQ5TKHM

I'M FASTER THAN EVER TODAY LADS I DONT KNOW WHY
i think i have adrenal glands cancer or something
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>>24588027

What are you doing m8 you can't watch films while it's still light outside
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>>24588096
Not just the shots but the filter too
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>>24588119
second film of the day lad.
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>>24588131
>"Pour it carefully Greg"
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>>24588131
>>24588160

Sloppy cunt still managed to mess up his fresh nike garms
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>>24588144

I think I might watch The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou tonight, I watched it 10 years ago and didn't like it but maybe my tastes have changed.

But watching films is an evening/nighttime thing, how can you just do that in the middle of the day? It's not right.
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>>24588131
>over ripe bananas
>spill down t-shirt
>no uniform

poor establishment, would not purchase goods from or spend time at
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>>24588201
same mate, I'd be embarrassed to be associated with this business Tbh
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>>24588097
>cringeworthy anime jappop is the only thing that gets your adrenal glands running
*sigh* I guess this is the best we can hope for your people, so, whatever, go with it
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>>24588187
I've heard that film is very good and highly underrated. I dunno man, I've got my blinds closed and wrapped up in a blanket. pretty damn cosy lad
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>>24588226
>>cringeworthy anime jappop is the only thing that gets your adrenal glands running
>THE ONLY THING that gets your adrenal glands running
>THE ONLY THING
WHOO THE FUCK ARE YOU QUOTING FAGGOT

LURK MORE
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>>24588253
Such a dickhead
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>>24588270
such a meme
these memes aint loyal they ridin with royal
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>>24587784
posted by whiney virgins
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>>24588201
>>24588218
They are known in London for being good though
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>realised i don't like talking

even when im surrounded by people that i get along well with, i don't want to say anything at all
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Who /mothersmokes/ here? It sucks hearing her coughing all night as she gets her yearly bout of pneumonia. We've all bitched at her but she won't stop. Even my grandfather dying from lung cancer earlier this year wasn't enough. Why the fuck do people do this shit to themselves?
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>>24588379
I'm the same. When I'm out with my 'friends' I just sit in the back of the car listening to them talk.
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>>24588393
Mine does, but it annoys the fuck out of me whenever she visits. I told her she has to smoke in the back garden or out the front. Neither I nor my housemate smoke, so it seemed fair.
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>>24588420
Yeah mine has also been relegated to doing it outside. Don't need any of that cancer getting into the kid's lungs.
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>>24588187
I think middle of the day film watching is acceptable on weekends and bank holidays. Especially when it's indoors weather like today.
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>>24588439
Good on you. I've never even been able to handle the smell, I'll never understand why people take the first smoke that gets them addicted to it
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>>24588467
brain damage, anyone who smokes should be shot, no joke
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>>24588467
Me neither. I can always tell when I'm near a smoker, it's like someone grabs me in a chokehold.
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>>24588467
>addicted from the first first smoke
>>24588494
Brain damaged? You been brainwashed
Good got, boycott those tobacco companies
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>>24588516
I bet you're gay too
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>>24588520
>Good got
Says the guy who buys from the companies. Good goy, keep buying those things that will kill you!
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>>24588567
Missed the point entirely mate but ok
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>>24588467
I'll never know. Everyone knows it kills you. I guess in older adults it's a *bit* more forgiveable because they didn't know as much back in those days, but the information is all out there now.
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getting hate on all sides due to the fact I'm a paki and my gf is turbo white

Fml desu senpai
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>>24588593
He's no ones goy because the only thing he does by thinking tabaco causes brain damage is buy less stuff literally.
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>>24588669
There's a cute Italian girl at work who is going out with an actual Indian guy. Lives with him and everything.

She's a 6/10 so nothing special or anything, but she's the only girl at work I'd ever have a chance with probably (the rest are all smoking hot) so it's a bit annoying that I don't even have someone to flirt with a bit.

Having said that, I have a gf myself so I can't complain.
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not sure what to have for dinner lads, may get a takeaway
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>first time I switched my alarm off I slept for 15 hours straight

What the fuck happened?
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