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death, injury, humiliation, everything you've got
all is good, ja?
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this isn't much
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most of my rekt webms are too big for this board
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would bang front qt
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Gore porn "rekt" thread prevention
>>>/b/
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>>24583631
she fell down after her put her hands back on the bars
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dat boob grab tho
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totally original comment #39
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>>24583663
Personally I blame the patriarchy for this.
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spines don't work that way m8
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>>24583663
My knees hurt now f@m
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guy shooting his ex wife
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A classic, watch with audio to enjoy the screams of people torched alive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
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i can't be bothered typing any more original comments
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>>24583690
was he died?
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>>24583733
What is that? A giant transparent curtain?
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>>24583690
Goddamn, he spasms and then goes completely slack. That's a shitty way to paralyze yourself.
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>>24583742
>was he died?
not sure
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normies, will they ever learn?
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Allah is great.
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>>24583763
story on this guy?
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And there is no God but Allah.
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future robot right here
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Death to all infidels.
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>>24583811
>>24583805
>>24583790
Bradley Cooper was dating Sienna Miller when he went to Iraq.
Fuck American soldiers, all Chads.
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>>24583800
Retard in Paris that tried to climb to the top of statute. Someone on /int/ said he died from the fall.
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There is no heaven for the enemy.
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>>24583829
>(48 of 542)
how many fucking webms of chinese elevators malfunctioning do you have?!
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>>24583829
>cargo shorts
>sneakers
>some kind of tube in his hand

It's highly possible that this guy isn't normie.
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>>24583839
a few
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>>24583865
shiieeeet nigga
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>le she fell off her bike! xD normies geting btfo hahahahahahahahah
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>>24583649
holy shit he held it like a fucking champ.
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Post some real shit.
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>>24583896
whats the backstory on this? FUCK THE ROBOTO
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>>24583889
They're doing it on fucking purpose for insurance money.
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>>24583878
lighten up fuckwit
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>>24583907
I think they deserve it then. I would not willingly be retarded enough to jump in front of cars like that
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>>24583896
do suicidally depressed people count as normies?
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>>24583929
People like that are the reason why dash cams are standard in cars in Russia now.
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>just a normal day in syria
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>>24583935
yes
true robots are completely numb and don't feel depression or sadness
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>>24583935
Did he/she land on an electric cable? Can't even off themselves properly without putting others in danger.
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Cunts being executed.
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>>24583970
Final Destination lmao
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the risks of being a wageslave
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>>24583975
This type of thing shouldn't arouse me.
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more wageslave hazards
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>>24583953
>Isis n chill and he gives you this look
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>>24583970
So what happened to her?
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>>24584019
>>24583994
more please
I hate it when normies call me a leech because I live off welfare bucks
fuck 'em, let the walls hit the floor
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>>24583994
Did he an dead?
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She should have gone to the bathroom first.
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>>24584029
#JustWageslaveThings
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>>24583970
There was one where a Chinese girl gets her leg ripped off by one. Completely calm until she tries to walk.
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>>24583994

Live like a wageslave, die like a wageslave.
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>>24584037
>Did he an dead?
yes
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>>24584026
>So what happened to her?
she dead
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>>24583829
damn that's a shitty way to go. Just going on about daily life in peace, step into an elevate for the 800th time and then have a couple tons of pressure smash your balls up into your through and snap your spine, leg and arm. Wonder how many agonizing seconds he had to go through and what his final thoughts were
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>>24583970

>camera movements

why would someone be filming a woman holding a child on an escalator?
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>>24584070
>filename

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24584084
He's filming his monitor...
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>>24584081
I can't stop laughing.
Please give me more.
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>>24584075
Looks like he got the shock of his life. Fnarr fnarr fnarr.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hEgr7a8Ws
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>>24584098
Ah yes. I am drunk forgive me.
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>>24584081
>Setting the standard for FOOD DISTRIBUTION EXCELLENCE
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>>24584026
Youtube says she died. In fact, she was probably turned into hamburger meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmJl2tFkrQ
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>>24584019
you would survive that most likely
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>>24584132
>you would survive that most likely
he died
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>>24584121
This one actually makes me smile the most because it's very likely the normie survived and will now be fired from their job, having to beg and scrape to get an even worse one.
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>>24584149
holy shit
that's a severe vertebral fracture at best
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>>24583808

>go through whole thread not feeling bad for a single person in these posts
>see this

He's just learned a valuable lesson. Don't let bitches hurt you, hurt them first.
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>>24584149
>mfw ICEBUCKET2014
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>>24584060

I never saw the spark the last time i watched this
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>>24584149
Getting killed doing an ice bucket challenge is just God doing a good job for once
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>>24584188
my relationship with my life after i turned 18
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>>24584192
actually no idea on that guy, i've looked into it before and just can't find a credible source
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>tfw only have super light btfo material
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>>24583663
damn, i will never use that machine in the gym, fuckkkk
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>>24584267
Kid knew he was getting narded half way through
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>>24584265
holy fuck did they catch that guy?
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before anyone asks, she was shot accidentally by the guy in white
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>>24583529
>death, injury, humiliation

ok
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>>24584287
nope. she broke her collarbone too
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they fucked
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>>24584184
no its not lol, it's just a sore head. you guys are so corny
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>>24584314
she should have won the race desu
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>>24584338
woowoo sports
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i hate faggots glued to their fucking phones when they cross the street
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>>24584149
couldnt the guy operating the vehicle just drop the water by rotating the scooper instead of actually lowering it like a retard?
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>>24584199
if you dont feel bad for something like a mother being chewed up by an escalator but using her dying moments to push her son to safety, but you feel upset by some childish cootie rejection thing, you need serious help. you're an elliot rodger
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>>24584373
Why do asians never look when they cross streets
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>>24584051
Why did they just fall over? Touch an uninsulated power line?

And why all the gore here? What's the appeal?
Stuff along the lines of >>24583595 seems more up the robot alley.
Morbid curiosity is compelling me to look at most of these anyway and I feel like this shit makes me worse as a person.
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>>24584375
i don't know how those things work, but i remember someone once saying that the mistake he made was leaving something powered off when he titled it, which meant the pneumatics could only operate in a certain way

idk
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>>24584387

To be fair she's Chinese, they put their lives on the line crossing the fucking street. Plus there's billions of them, and have seen that particular webm before.
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>>24584406
this one is like cartoon physics or something
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>>24584396
to be fair the car had ample time to slow down and do less damage to the guy. doesn't look like he slowed down at all on that turn either.

asians can't drive and the other asian doesnt even look when he's jaywalking across the street so it's doubly retarded
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>>24584387
fuck off normie, get chewed up by an escalator
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>>24584387
>surprised at edgelords in an edge thread

that said, fuck electrocution deaths, as interesting as they are >>24584060
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>>24584029
How are you not a leech tho?
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Anymore Chinese elevators?
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>>24583710
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>>24584398
>Why did they just fall over? Touch an uninsulated power line?
yes

>And why all the gore here? What's the appeal?
i'm not a fan of gore but i don't have a problem watching people die. i think a fascination with morbidity is kind of healthy to be honest.

>Stuff along the lines of >>24583595 seems more up the robot alley.
how about this?
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>>24584406
With a helmet and softer surface to land on that looks halfway fun.
>>24584426
The Chinese really do not give two fucks about human life. If they did they wouldn't have laws that actively discourage people from making lifesaving efforts. (If you help someone you cover all their medical bills basically.)
A lot of drivers there that hit someone go out of their way to make sure they're dead.
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>>24583811
hahaha is he ok
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>>24584265
what a dick, fuck that guy seriously
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>>24584314
the chinks have such shitty sewage systems, they have no system to handle runoff of rainwater.

also, HANG IN THERE!
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>>24583915
>landed it
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>>24583970
Well that escalated
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>>24583933
people shit themselves when they die dumbass
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>>24583811
nice

(obviously not an original comment)
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>>24583710
this gave me a fucking rager
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>>24584494
Gotta trim the population somehow.
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>>24584653
it's a really interesting video i think

they clearly had a relationship where she walked all over him and he hated her for it. you can see even when he's brandishing a gun at her she's just standing there hand on hip like a massive bitch as if to say "let's face it betabux, you're not really going to shoot me"
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>>24584704
That's pretty perceptive.

This is probably the only pic I have that's relevant to the thread.
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>>24584651
ISIS has the best slomo videos
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>>24584651
Wouldn't the shockwave from that explosion seriously hurt the guy holding the camera and the guy next to him? Rill question.
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>>24583710
This is very satisfying for some reason, never thought I would feel this way
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>>24584799
It depends.
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>>24584704
dude lets just poison as many stacies as possible

LIke maybe sneak something into a stacy's dealers stash?
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>>24584132
I don't think so, if you look he actually feel backward into it, which mean a fucking brick wall literally smashed to pieces of the back of his neck.
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>>24584265
This is the funniest one so far
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>>24583865
Do you have more that you'd like to share?
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>>24583710
can only hope it's her daddy's restaurant too
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>>24583733
that's a girl m8 ?
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>>24584912
"you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00000006% content).
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>>24583953
fuckin far out
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>>24583649
fucking tramp
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>>24584752
I think about this image a lot.
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>>24583649
they might be fucking normies but I'd much rather see these niggers publicly hung for that shit
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>>24584651
someone replace the isis flag with the jackass logo lol
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>>24584752
sounds way too good to be true guess with 7 billion people stuff like this happens sometimes
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>>24584267
lol fucking dumb kid
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>>24584367
lol dumb bitch
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>>24585076
nigs are our allies in the fight against normdom
you don't have to like them, we just have a common enemy
who would you rather face all by yourself, a bunch of feral chimps or angry normies will all their knowledge and resources?
think smart, anon
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>>24583631
Bitch friend just laughs after seeing she fell off? Wtf?
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>>24583649
She needs to take off her shoes, god damn.
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>>24585293
she's my kind of grill to be honest senpai
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>>24583663
Fuck that makes me hurt.
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>>24585316
kill yourself weebshit
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>>24583529
how the fuck

1. why is she a normie?
2. why did she deserved this?
3. how the fuck do you fall like this
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>>24585340
she was a liberal swede
she was raped and murdered innawoods by a black man
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>>24583800
about 10 stories
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>>24585350
:(

she looks like she fell from a cliff, idk how you land like that with another rock on top of you

RIP
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>>24583896
did he shit his pants?

>>24583933
why did she shit her pants?
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>>24585340

1. She's a woman
2. She's a woman
3. Looks like she was buried in a half assed manner.
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>>24585369
She was stuffed there by the rapist, after being beaten and killed.
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>>24584752
This is horrible. He did a good job until the last part, then he went full retard and killed any plausibility the story had. That isn't how the justice system works m8
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>>24585350
>>24585369
>>24585424
Oh right, she also made that music video where she was riding a black man and singing the Swedish national anthem and then yelling "blanda upp!" or something.

pretty gud
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>>24583663
Why did nobody tell her not to lock her fucking joints, how retarded do you have to be
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>>24583953
>remove head from muslim
>body still functions normally and carries on with life
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>>24583800
Some drunk guy decided to climb a statue in paris to impress his friends and gf, died from the fall. (It was everywhere on the news)
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>>24584590
hearty lol
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>>24585379
>>24583933
>itt: 15 year oldsss

Tnch fa mk o
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>>24585270
niggers are still trash eating shit faced monkeys, hang them imo
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>>24583825
Did he get shot or did hejust fall ?
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This thread warms the carcasses of my festering heart..

More.
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>>24585379
cunts always shit themselves when they die
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>>24584110
nobody even gives a fuck. That couple was like "how rude of this guy to come running down the elevator like that". Then they saw the guy lying there and they just walked away
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>>24585544
blinded by mere hatred you fail to see the grand scheme of things
filthy pawns are still pawns
this is why you'll never be in charge of anything
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>>24585552
Here's some fap material for you.
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>>24584026
Considering how elevators work, she came out in pieces at the bottom
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>>24584704

Also explains why he emptied the entire clip into her.
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>>24584298
>roastie stacy cunt died

It was a good day.
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>>24584373
see his legs got really stiff at the end? thats brain damage right there m8
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>>24585624
What a way to go...
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>>24583663
grab the titty
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>>24583710
bitch looks like she deserved it
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>>24584188
sweatypalms.exe
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>>24583649
I have to respect the woman here. She got stuck in. Not many women would do that.
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>>24583710
man in front of her kids though?

harsh
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>>24583889
not as funny without the sanic music
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>>24584075
the watermark gained sentience and knocked him off
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>>24585624

Depends on how much room there was where she went down. I suspect they've got some space in there if they need to do repairs or maintenance.
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>>24584025
Lmao! Dude reddit? Amirite XD
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>>24583710
She looked at him like she didn't expect him to do it. I mean he had a gun out already and she was just was casually resting her hand on hip.
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>>24583808
>wojak origins.webm
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>>24584051
#justthirdworldthings
>>24584075
kek, the ghost of the watermark spooked him good.
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>>24583960
>true Normies don't understand what depression is
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>>24583649
Filthy animals. They need to be hung.
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>>24583529
Horrible picture op hope you choke on a dorito
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>>24586758
They're already hung m8.
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Anyone else here never had a broken leg or somewhat serious injury? I feel like I lived a pretty inactive life as a child.
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>>24583649
As uncle ruckus says, niggers cant fight.
All those guys couldnt even knock him out.
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>>24584060
Topkek retard survives then touches the metal again. Praise be to Darwin.
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>>24583710
Yeah, she cheated him. Serves her right lol
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>>24584387
>if you dont feel bad for something like a mother being chewed up by an escalator but using her dying moments to push her son to safety

I feel nothing for roasties and their bastard children. probably a single mother.
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>>24583663
She has prosthetic legs, stupid newfags
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>>24586910
>Yeah, she cheated him. Serves her right

Agreed. Cheaters should be executed anyway.
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>>24583529
If someone posted a webm of you getting brutally killed, nobody cares. Just off yourself already. You're a pitiful failure. I hope you die by being crushed by your basement roof collapsing on the top of you and you being slowly starved to death over 4 weeks since you are too fat to move.
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>>24585351
Return to reddit
>>24583763
Actually lol'd irl tbqhwyf
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>>24585351
hueheuheuheuheuehu
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>>24583889
EEEEEAAAUUUUUGGHHH YOUUU BAAASTEEERD
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>>24583970
Jesus Christ. It really feels fucking sickening to watch this one. Just a mother taking her child out to a shopping centre and casually going up the escalator before it disintegrates and consumes her.

The fact she fucking pushed her child forward to save them as she was being sucked in as well. What the hell are they going to tell that kid when they inevitably want to watch this footage? Seeing its mother being absolutely crushed beyond recognition and desperately clinging on before it all ended.

Damn. This one hit me.
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>>24584267
He probably made it okay, he's probably too young to have his balls dropped all the way.
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>>24583649
>gf fights them off
>tfw you will never have a gf who's ready to risk her life to protect you

She didn't do much, but at least she tried to protect her bf. Now that's companionship.
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>>24584942
>Chinese elevators (33 of 542).webm

I dunno mate. He might.
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>>24586815
Cracked arm bone once
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>>24584060
That nerve gas surely seems deadly.
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>>24584439
But the guy in the car isn't putting himself in danger. He's putting everyone else in danger.

That faggot crossing the road is the bigger fag because he's only endangering himself by not paying attention. Dumb faggot was too busy updating his chink book to share with the world all about that delicious fried noodle he just ate at wang chung's dog meat emporium. He got everything he had coming to him.

I'm so glad he got hit by a car. It's not the greatest thing that ever happened but I am a man of simple taste and that is all I have ever asked for.
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>>24585589
That's fake.
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>mfw ISIS is lurking this thread to scout for recruits

Some of you guys really belong there.
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=acf_1339647125

Simply THE best video there is.

Normies ROT IN HELL!
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>>24583649
That .webm is a good example of why you should own a gun. This one as well (can't post it on /r9k/ because it exceeds 2 MB)

>>>/k/1448720989416.webm
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>>24587557
Well that didn't work. This one: http://i.4cdn.org/k/1448720989416.webm
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>>24587578
is he shooting peanuts? they never felt it.
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>>24587608
The dindu that comes to the side of the car door was definitely shot at least once.

Another example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfQf9K3xr6k
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ROASTIE BTFO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3MC-D1UTng
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>>24587745
Shot him in his back while he was running away, in my country thats at least a dozen years in jail.

You are only allowed to shoot people who are attacking you, and that guy clearly reconsidered his attack the moment the first shot went off. The additional ones werent necessary.
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>>24587799
I believe you've missed the point as to why he fired the third shot. The robber was still armed with a handgun (although it was struck by a bullet from the pharmacist's gun, breaking it, but there's no way the pharmacist could have known that). He was running towards customers inside the store and could have easily killed somebody. The pharmacist was defending not only his own life, but also his employees and the lives of the innocent civilians. What he did was absolutely necessary.
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>>24587129
Please fuck off back to your blog
>>24583970
Lmao roastie chink git gud
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>>24583529
that's looks so hot pop a boner out of my pants
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>>24584590
underrated post

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
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>>24584002
TIE THE CORD KICK THE CHAIR AND YOU'RE DEAD
yuh
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I like how /r9k/ has devolved into unapologetic edgefag /b/ runoff.
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>>24583710
>that look of "whatcha gonna do? shoot me?"

tiptopkeks
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>>24588462
It's a containment board for the worst garbage of humanity.
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>>24583529
Do you find this cool? You're an idiot.
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>>24583865
mega that shit, it is my biggest fear
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>>24583889
>jaywalking
>zebra crossing

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>24585547
He probably got shot. The soldier in the background reacted as though there was danger.
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>>24584117
so le drunk xd

FUCK OFF
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>>24585270
Niggers are normies except violent. They are no ally.
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>>24583805
go fuck a goat you filthy heretic
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>>24584045
>indian
>toilet visible

fake
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>>24585088
>mfw imagining the "stunt is being performed on a closed street" text they have running across the bottom too and the MTV logo in the corner
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>>24588662
>not browsing r9k while completely drunk to numb the memories of failure
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Asians objectively can't drive well.
They also have some kind of spacial problem by and large when they come from crowded cities to american unis. They always just walk in their own line and won't ever move out of anyone's way, perhaps because they are used to being in cesspools of thousands of people and can't understand personal space in areas that aren't crowded.
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>>24588532
yep, I think the tards here are worse than on /b
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>>24587780
Damn that was one cold blooded nigger.
Some people man, holy shit... awful.
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kek, found this earlier this week.
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>>24588308
Yeah, don't you guys know? /r9k/ is the new /b/. Shut up and post gore.
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>>24583787

Fuck, the guy obliterates both legs and with the adrenaline he tries walking on them for like 3 steps, probs fucked em up even more
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>>24583805
>>24583790
hopefully a drone kills all you ragheads
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>>24583825
https://youtu.be/7TZOxlTwAvA
Towelheads BTFO
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>>24584912
Ha ha nice try, FBI.
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>>24583878
>le xD
Nice original comment, you embarrassing fucking faggot.
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>>24589165
>an autist thinking he's funny and alpha
>a butthurt sjw

Both are huge faggots.
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>>24584029
Kill yourself, you goddamn parasite.
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>>24587780
>>24589096
This happened right nearby my house lol my friend is related to that bitch
He got rekt too
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>>24587780
That is way funnier than it ought to be
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>>24588810
Highly Under-Rated Material
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>>24584060
This must be Direct Current. DC voltage makes you cramp and usually heat up like a resistor when you can't let go of the source. AC current usually kills you within a few seconds of touching it, because your body acts like a capacitor and charge moves across your heart.
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>>24583529
>the robot makes me distressed
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>>24589502
Thanks for the post, I haven't seen this one some how.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8
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>>24591527
>dat REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24591527
>fuuuck youuuu biatch
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24591527
topkek
did she died??
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>>24585589
>trying to hang yourself when you have plenty of room to just stand up

You're telling me that woman had the willpower to not stand up once her brain started screaming at her for more oxygen? You're telling me she's basically a Shaolin monk?

No way is this real. No way.
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>>24583825
Dear god, that poor soldier
Did he hurt his knee when he tripped?
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>>24592207
>2010 + 5
>not realising she could have taken a bottle of benzos or some shit
>being this much of a faggot
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>>24584799
Not really. Open air negates the shockwave a bit more than if you were inside a building or closed space.
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>this thread
>see videos of white people beating up and killing people
>You fags: "Yeah, serves them right!"
>see videos of minorities beating up and killing people(especially if it's on poor, innocent whites)
>You fag: "Fucking savages! Why won't these animals be wiped out?"

Stay classy as always guys.
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>>24592627
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec8_1448421489

If any of you missed it.
>pol
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