>no job
>no NEETbux
>no friends
>no gf
>mfw
Atleast if I fight for ISIS I'll get my 42 virgins in heaven, right?
that was a western translation error. you get 42 grapes. look it up.
I've thought about this myself. it seems that most recruits cross through jarabulus. I'm don't know if the turkish border guards just let anyone pass. you probably have to be accompanied by someone whos already a member. But I have no idea how to contact them. maybe through twitter or something.
They'll never accept you as one of their own. You'll just be some useless westerner that they'll use as cannon fodder.
>>24580760
>tfw not accepted by western society
>tfw not even accepted by ISIS
That means only one thing...
>>24580590fuck off robot this is original
>>24580802
>taking them down by yourself with a single gun
I'm rooting for you, OP. You can do it, family.
It would be cool if someone joined ISIS as a double agent in order to destroy them from within
>>24580632
Could just go to Tesco of something, what is wrong with Muslims man, Jesus.
Get fit and join the FFL or SFL instead.
>>24582660
JUST DO IT
>(original)
OP
