Is there any way to get away from the beta lifestyle?
There's always the jail or cemetery.
>>24579050
The fuck is wrong with pizza and Michael Cera?
OH GEE LET'S GET JOHN WAYNE TO BE IN SUPERBAD THAT'LL SHAPE EM KIDS UP!
>>24579829
triggered nu-male detected
Go homeless for a while. I was a fat, beta piece of shit who did nothing but sit on the computer all day. After 2 months of hobo adventure I was slim and hardened from having to feed myself and sleep in the cold. Never went back to beta habits after that.
>>24579850
Rich kid who got his parents to buy him shades and a new truck so he can now spill his spaghetti at shitty clubs with filthy degenerate 60 year old faggots in Harley Davidson clothes with ZZ Top beards detected
>>24579050
I understand most of the stuff in this image, but why is the artist so angry about cycling?
It reeks of /o/ and /pol/.
>>24579829
>>24580730
I'm pretty sure it's semi satirical
>>24579050
Why I can get away with dating much younger women in one image.
>>24581119
Also, I'm so old I feel like I have to say "dating" to protect their reputations or something.
>>24579829
What the fuck is right with Michael cera?
>>24580655
this is a great post and i want everyone to know i think it's great
If the word beta is still in your vocabulary you will literally never make it.
>>24579952
>just be homeless bro
