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Did I BTFO this roastie? I'm her beta orbiter, but I do
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Did I BTFO this roastie? I'm her beta orbiter, but I do it to try and get into the female mind.
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>>24578946

looks like you embarrassed yourself desu senpai
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>>24578946

I don't get guys who expose how pathetic they are to women as way of getting one over on them. Like, this girl probably feels uncomfortable, but also feels bad for you. And you're just there to score points against her entire sex.
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>>24578946
Sounds like you're a faggot to me desu senpai
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you know for a fucking fact that if she said "w-well anon... I could be different.." you would have got in your mothers minivan and gone over there and spit roasted that disgusting cow. youd do it in a second.
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>>24579016
its funny making the roasties uncomfortable
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>>24579030
She's already rejected me :^^^))))
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>>24579104
Of course she did you beta kek smfh
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>>24579104
the fuck were you hoping to achieve by sending her that. just to make her uncomfortable? thats how you stop having a grill to orbit which, as a beta orbiter, is pretty fucking necessary
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>>24579127
wh-why so cruel anon
i just want to be loved
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>>24579135
Yep, just to make her uncomfortable
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>>24579149
OP is a fucking nigger kike wagekek faggot who couldnt fist his own asshole if not for the help of his disabled cum guzzling mother.
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>>24579016
OP fucked up by being too blunt about it. I always wrap up my patheticness in bad jokes. Kinda like how the rest of my life is.
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>>24579016
>this girl probably feels uncomfortable, but also feels bad for you. And you're just there to score points against her entire sex.
he accomplished something when the alternative was nothing
respectable
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>>24578946
you're so fucking embarrassing, what do you think you'll accomplish my being a piss baby? Definitely not going to get you laid. You're all white dick cheese men your life is on easy mode. I'm going to buy you a diary
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>>24579335
I know its not going to get me laid, in fact nothing i could say will get me to like her. So why not hang around her, pretending im in love with her and make her feel extremely uncomfortable? Its pretty hilarious T O B E H O N E S T F A M I L Y
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>>24579187
wew lad
that hurt
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>>24579440
Women dont work like that familiar, shes gonna think your weird and stop replying to you.
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>>24579311
this guy gets it :^)))
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Maybe someone can clarify, is it beta orbiting if I can mention shit I've fapped to and not have the conversation die then and there or is that friendship, now?

You normally just talk about shit she likes, when it comes to orbiting, right?
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>>24579462
nah she doesnt want to lose me
"I care about you Anon you mean so much to me and I love you"
she always bitches about how chad is such an asshole and i just laugh at her, its fucking hilarious tbqpfh familia
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>>24579501
I guess its more friendship. Though I dont really think men and women can be friends, a friend is someone you would kill for, cross oceans for, climb mountains for, dont think a woman will ever be worthy of being called one of my "friends"
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>>24579506
Your delusion is both hilarious and sad. All these excuses just to talk to a bitch
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>>24579506
she does that because she's scared of you because you are a blithering emotional idiot. She probably thinks you'll air her out or kill her. One day she is just going to randomly disappear. Just wait.
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>>24579547
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
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>>24579609
laugh faggot. we will see who laughs last.
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>>24579632
calm down lad whats the problem
she could ditch me i dont really mind
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>>24579506
Women lie alot to control you.
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>>24579542
>a friend is someone you would kill for, cross oceans for, climb mountains for
I get what you mean there. I guess acquaintance would be better maybe? I don't know, I just wonder because we can talk about "gross" shit and some of our banter is kind of mean and doesn't sound like what some orbiter would say to a girl.
Thanks anyways, back to OP.
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>>24579663
I know, I don't believe her. Not 100% at least.
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>>24579649
just letting you know because i've done this to guys before. It is fun to unravel someone and peel back their skin but once you see how ugly they truly are you realize there is no beauty in their dementedness that you've idolized b4
:^)
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>>24578946
Who is the woman i dont understand
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>>24578946
You BTFO yourself you idiot.
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>>24579690
You must be masochistic.
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>>24580179
a "friend" of mine
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>>24580214
How is it hurting me?
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You can't blow them the fuck out if you are still orbiting them.
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>>24578946

thats sexual harassment bro
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Someone got BTFO in that pic, but I dont think it was her.
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>>24578946

No you btfo yourself. You went from orbiter to potential public area shooter.
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>>24578946
no.. you just made yourself look pathetic
>"hi! I'm anon and I masturbate because I get rejected so much that my self-esteem has been crushed to the point where I don't want to talk to women!"
> I btfo that roastie, r-right guys ?
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Fuck anon. wtf. At least say you masturbate when you are bored.
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>>24579016
>also feels bad for you
Women are selfish horrible creatures. She likely doesn't give a single fuck. In fact she might even be laughing with her friends.
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