Hey robots, here's a tip for you. If you ever get a gf make sure to make her wear a chasity belt that only you have the key to. This way she can never cheat on you and it makes you seem like a dom.
>>24578038
i sense extreme autism in this thread.
How does she pee
She should also put a cage on you and keeps the key as well.
>>24578092
There's small holes for that, as well as a much bigger hole for poo
>>24578107
Doesn't that mean chad will just fuck her ass
>>24578107
So Tyrone just fucks her ass instead?
>>24578038
That chastity belt for females seems really uncomfortable
>>24578145
>>24578146
It's probably just sleep deprivation but that cracked me up.
>>24578194
It's a kink thing. Not meant for real wear
>>24578107
Wouldn't the poop squeeze out like a Play-Doh Fun Factory?
I just emotionally abuse her and shock her with a tazer, keeps her in control
>>24578489
You can put a remote controller zapper in the belt.
>>24578079
This guy gets it.
>>24578038
Yeah, because guys that can barely talk to a girl can get her to do that.
>>24578450
Best comment here. Made me kek.
>>24578038
>>24578107
Only a kek would get his girl a chastity belt like the one OP posted.
>>24578684
silly, you wait until she's asleep.
>>24579205
> can barely talk to girls
> implying you can get a girl to sleep anywhere near you
>>24579278
Obviously you sneak into their house and leave a note.
Do I really need to explain this?
>>24578038
In the future everyone is going to wear chastity belts, and you can sign over the key to your chastity belt to certain people. Everything will be very carefully documented, and only then will the two parties remove each other's chastity devices and engage in coitus.
>>24579415
in the distant future we'll be able to electronically simulate coitus without the need for physical contact, a la Demolition Man.
