You get all you ever desired in life however you have to do one of the following:
A.) Kill a parent of your choice publicly, and everyone will remember what you did
B.) Cut off one of your hands privately, you can make up a story that everyone will believe on how you lost it
C.) Neither but you will die alone and penniless within one year and in that time will suffer great emotional distress
>>24577470
Easy. Cut off a my left hand. I'd look baddass with my trench coat.
>>24577470
You must b stupid. Cut off the hand, then wish for a robot hand.
>>24577470
As long as 'cutting' just means removing, e.g guillotining and not just sawing at it which I wouldn't be able to do, I'm in.
In fact, I would give me whole right arm for the thing I want.
Make it both arms, and I would wonder, because that would impair my ability to lay down my thoughts, but I might still do it.
>>24577724
Oh, also I didn't choose A for the 'public' part, of course, not because they don't deserve it.
>>24577470
B, full stop. My parents are bros.
>>24577470
Why not kill my entire family, so no one will remember what happened?
A without a doubt.
Not doing B. Fuck C.
>get all i ever desired in life
>a robotic hand that venom snake has in metal gear solid V along with every other thing in life i want
where do I sign up for B?
>>24577470
Neither, I'll get it myself you faggot.
>>24577470
I cut off my hand. One of the things I desire is having two hands though.
>>24577470
A easy. My dad is a murderer himself and it would be nice taking some trash off this earth tbhfam
>>24579309
But if you murder him, then you'd be replacing trash with more trash.
>>24578856
He said public, so you'd have to kill the whole world for no one to remember.
