What are you asking Santa for this year?
>>24576845
A pure helium tank
Nothing. Christmas is for children. Adults know that all the presents in the world won't fill the hole inside.
A place to live. Homeless is getting old.
>>24576845
Nothing.
I'll probably end up getting money or something though if I ask for nothing.
>>24576845
A new pair of ortofon cartridges, been cuttin them 1s and 2s like a muhfuh you know?
But I M my own Anita so I will probably just get me off amazon soon
There is nothing I want that I can get.
There is nothing I need that I can get either, for that matter.
>>24577010
GRINCH ALERT GRINCH ALERT GRINCH ALERT
>>24577024
Where are you?
blickitybloxxxmycoxx
>>24576845
The willpower to never come back to this board again.
more of this white male privilege that i keep hearing about, because it's not working for me
>>24577062
Though if we're just saying, then 30 IQ points would let me fix every mistake I have done.
Death, or a job.
>>24576845
Money is the only correct answer. People say this is a boring, and somehow a pessimistic choice, but I don't see why, you can buy what you want and be happy you got the money as a present, does my cousin think I'm going to cherish his half arsed fucking Lynx deodorant and shower wash combo, or a fucking Blu Ray, when I just torrent movies, does he think I'm going to keep them to remember him by?
Get real m8.
$1,000,000 dollars, if santa is broke then I want 100,000 ^_^
I don't expect to get most of these as gifts, but I'll buy them myself if that's the case.
> Raspberry Pi 2
> Some movies (Sideways, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, Midnight in Paris, etc)
> Some books (Kawabata, Oe, anything from the NYBR imprint)
> Mech Keyboard
> Production equipment (Video Camera and/or Microphone, etc)
> $50 in Steam credit
>>24577140
forgot to mention this is in USD
I would love a nice necklace or something.
>>24577140
Sorry, Santa works in Taiwan dollars
Does /r9k/ do secret santa?
Chromatic tuner
I'm asking Santa to make me feel good enough on Christmas to eat a good Christmas dinner. I have to get my tonsils out just before Christmas.
I'm asking mommy for money towards building my first pc.
All I want for Christmas is the courage to finally kill myself.
>>24577149
Are you me?
I got a Raspberry Pi 2 in the mail yesterday, I bought 50 GBP steam credit today, and I've just ordered a Panasonic GH4. If you're going to get a mech keyboard, 10 keyless is the way to go, you'll regret a full board.
Hoping to get a shotgun microphone for crimbo.
>>24577330
Hey me, you have good taste. I was going to go TKL with Browns (maybe Quickfire, seems to be the best bang/buck) and maybe a keyset. I don't expect friends/family to have Massdrop accounts so those will probably be on me.
a plane ticket so I can go see my qt robot bf
>>24577010
Do you want your coal in depression gray or burnt Christmas tree black
Already did Christmas with my family because thanksgiving was the only time we could all get together. I got $6000 and a trip to Atlantis so I can gamble and get drunk.
>>24577211
Wtf is secret Santa
>>24576845
A wish that would get all normies out of this planet.
>>24577010
A huge dildo might
>>24576845
A quick end to my life
>>24577024
How the fuck are you even posting m8
Better hair genes.
I don't want to be bald, robots.
>>24577232
I've gotten my tonsils removed already and for the first few days I could only stand eating cold and soft foods
on the bright side you'll probably never get strep throat again lol
>>24578356
that's a good one, i might take that as a back-up.
since i have accepted that santa can't bring me a gf maybe he can bring me a replica voldemort wand
that's pretty much all i have ever wanted
>>24578574
thank you for responding brobot
its all ive wanted for the past 8 years
>>24578801
it's been 5 years or so for me. i would ask you her name but i know you don't want to talk about it.
do not fear the dawn, brother. we will have a warrior's death
>>24579028
I think you have misunderstood me, I have wished death for the past 8 years.
I've wanted a gf the past 13 years, her name isMichelle
No problem brother
>>24576845
a reset to my life. i want off this ride. i want to start over.
