Is New Jersey the most robot state?
>>24576489
Yes. Fuck this suburban polluted hell hole.
Ya, it's filled with Indians and jews. Fuck this place.
No it's just awful. I know because I've spent my entire life here.
>>24576564
This.
I hate this fucking state. It's full of pompous idiots and assholes.
CT is the most robotic
Help me, robots. How the fuck do I get out of here? It's so oppressive.
>>24576599
Yeah. And it's a different type of asshole in each region of the state.
>>24576665
There's no hope. All you can do is drink and listen to the Born to run album on repeat.
Not robot, but it might win the prize for opiate abuse.
Depends what area you live in. I live in Hudson county and it's populated by normie spics. I wish I could move the fuck out of here some day.
I'm in CC right now. Is it worth going to Rutgers or should I just flee the state and maybe never go to Uni?
Either NJ or CN, both are kucked by New York.
>>24576871
Don't ask me, uni looks like a bad idea no matter where you go if you don't want to put up with bullshit.
>>24576871
just go to rutgers if you need a degree
>>24576489
I live in Camden county. Parts of it are actually quite nice, just don't wander into the wrong parts of the city.
>>24576871
Rutgers is a solid uni, it only has a bad rep because they let fucking everyone in. Their programs are pretty good however. Coast through your giant lecture classes and get into the honors college. There's also lots of opportunities for research internships if you're into that.
>>24576599
south west CT is an expensive normie shitbox. everywhere else is robotic I guess. Litchfield County is really pretty though
>>24576934
Lol Camden County
>Camden, Glocuester are total drug infested shitholes
>Whole Foods is 10 mins away
973 Sussex bumblefuck reporting in. Will I ever be happy?
>>24577037
>973 Sussex bumblefuck reporting in. Will I ever be happy?
No, but at least you aren't 732 jew town.
>>24576871
I honestly wish I went to Rutgers. If I ever try to back to school that's probably where I'd want to go.
>>24576934
>just don't wander into the wrong parts of the city.
That's true for almost every city in this state. They're all terrible even if they're not as bad as Camden.
>>24577037
That's where I grew up. If you're anything like me, you won't.
>>24576871
It's a pretty highly rated school m8, best degree you can get in NJ besides Princeton.
They even have a campus that's robots only
>>24576489
Can confirm. I live there and I feel like the most robotic person on this board.
>>24577119
>tfw stuck on college ave, the normiest of the normie campuses
>tfw drunk partygoers pass my window every night will I'm stuck inside shitposting
>>24577167
What street m8? I lived on Robinson, Hartwell, and Bartlett.
Robin and Hartwell had thugs and murders but Bartlett was normie central
>>24577189
I dormed, Brett Hall. My first floor room window faced a parking lot so I had car lights shine directly in my room whenever I slept.
Had the option to live in Campbell in a single but decided to commute because I wanted some peace and quiet.
>>24577189
>>24577311
Well if I actually want to be a normie, which place do you guys recommend?
I really don't want to shitpost my youth away.
Who /732/ here?
>>24576665
go to college/grad school, that's how i got out
Robot State candidates:
>Oklahoma
>Alaska
>Montana
>South Dakota
>>24577558
>Who /732/ here?
Ya, it's pretty dull here.
Yea.
Who mount laurel here?
>>24576489
I was going to say that the most densely populated state couldn't be the most robot, but on second thought people often become more distant in densely populated places.
>>24577610
Where are you? Bayville here
>>24577546
You'll be pretty much fine if you socialize enough freshmen year when no one knows each other. Livingston and College Ave are fine, Douglas is spaced out as fuck so I think it would be harder to know a lot of different people there. Busch has all the asians and STEMfags, may or may not be a good thing depending on who you like to socialize with.
Also, join a fucking club like debate, so you can actually know people. This school is fucking enormous and it's quite easy to be invisible.
>>24577610
Bricktown here
>>24576489
it's like live in liberal suburban paradise (i fucking hate it)
>>24577632
East Brunswick here. How is it living with all the guidos on the coast?
>>24577723
It's actually all white trash here instead.
How was Sandy for the rest of you?
>>24577799
Got off of school for a week but no damage to anything
>>24577651
>You'll be pretty much fine if you socialize enough freshmen year when no one knows each other.
I'm transferring as a junior, so I think I'm a little fucked on that front.
What's the best way to get friends in uni as a 21 y/o?
>>24577696
I hate this pseudo-hippy so goddamn much.
Everyone there walks around like they can't smell their own shit, fucking liberal retards.
>>24577799
It wasn't bad at all. Irene was much worse.
>>24577799
got assfucked. no power for over a week, didn't shower, house was fucking freezing and basically spent all day at barnes and noble until it was time to go home and sleep.
>commute to RU camden everyday
>talk to no one in class
>go home
I hate this situation so much
How many fucking perverts in your town can you count with one hand?
>>24577922
>How many fucking perverts in your town can you count with one hand?
Only my fucking white trash neighbors. Oh, and every single Egyptian.
>>24577834
Pretty sure there's some kind of transfer club here. I highly recommend the Aresty program, you can befriend cool professors and fellow undergrad researchers and make connections. There's a lot of stuff for the honors program if you can get into it. Living on campus is important, make friends with your neighbors and go from there.
It's also not too late to get into a club, too. Just make sure it's something active that requires socializing, not the anime club or something like that.
>>24576564
>>24576503
Eat shit, Jersey's fantastic if you actually look anywhere beyond Camden, Newark, or Port Elizabeth. The food here is the best I've found anywhere in the world. Hiking the Delaware Water Gap or rafting down it has always been a good way to kill a weekend. Camping in the Pine Barrens is some fun and eerie shit. As another Jersey native (609), you'll need a different state if you want excuses to stay inside and shitpost.
>>24577922
Not including myself simply for posting in this shithole (I would hate to know who else I know does) there are plenty of outright dirty whores sex fiends, a couple of trans, and there are at least two pedos.
>>24577873
I do that in community college all the time. Hell, I barely know anyone's name.
>>24577968
I have been trying to go out to the pine barrens for months and now it's too cold. Well, not today, but who saw that coming?
>>24577968
Reading Weird NJ makes me want to visit all the spooky shit in this state.
>>24577968
>Be me
>Live in Newark
There are parts that are safer and more affluent than others. I'm just thankful I live in Woodside (North Ward) instead of some shithole like Stratford Place (or anywhere in the South Ward really).
Also, 10-15 mins to NYC is nothing to sneeze at.
Who /newark/ here?There are really shitty aspects of NJ though that don't involve crime like the property tax, insurance rates, etc.
>>24578093
Is this state haunted?
>>24578093
Been to Clinton Road and can confirm bullshit.
>>24577873
>>24577873
nigga why would you ever, like there are thousands of schools throughout the country, there must be at least a hundred within driving distance of your house, and you choose to go to camden.
i cant even senpai.
>>24577873
>commuting
>to camden
Please tell me it's a sick twist of fate and you didn't willingly choose that.
>>24578152
What about that satanic road in Tinton Falls?
how do fellow jersey robots find the sopranos? fellow australian here and it makes me want to visit all those places, especially new england
>>24578138
Probably not, but there is a lot of weird abandoned shit around here.
>>24578165
It's like 20 minutes from my house, cheap as fuck, and my grades are garbage so I can't go anywhere else atm. I dropped the ball hard this semester so I'm stuck here for at least another 6 months. I'm ready to turn it around but it sucks after having dug this hole so deep.
Plus the major I've spent the past year and a half going for is bullshit.
Really wish I wasn't such a depressed pothead for the past 4 years. Oh well, I'm changing it now. Hopefully I'll transfer to NB next fall or I'm just moving to Poland.
>>24578270
>how do fellow jersey robots find the sopranos
Not sure what you mean, but they filmed a scene in front of my house once. Does that count?
>>24578298
Because nobody in this state renovates.
>>24578270
This post makes absolutely no sense.
/908/ fuck NJ lol
>>24578093
http://weirdnj.com/stories/local-heroes-and-villains/miss-liberty/
Holy shit /pol/ approved
>>24577836
when your median individual income is $100k and you have fabulous views of the city it's easy to forget the world isn't one giant liberal arts campus
>>24578401
I have never, EVER seen or heard of this woman before, and I have friends/family in Tom's River and go op there once a month or so, as well as go to local sports games.
This thread makes me feel somewhat comfy. It's nice knowing there are other robots from my state
>>24578378
>>24578320
first and foremost, did you like the show? did it do a good job in depicting the environment and atmosphere within jersey? did the characters make sense?
>>24578270
I haven't seen it, but I've only heard a few things. One of the major scenes was filmed down the street from my house. None of the filming locations in the show are all that interesting.
>>24578136
I've spent more time there than I'm proud of. It's a really sad city.
>>24577968
>Jersey's fantastic if you actually look anywhere beyond Camden, Newark, or Port Elizabeth.
You also have to avoid Jersey City, Atlantic City, Clifton, Paterson, Elizabeth. I always thought Hoboken was a shithole too, but people seem to enjoy it.
what do you guys think of this man/balloon?
>>24578557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHV0LLvhXM
>>24578504
I'm lazy when it comes to show watching. Either a show grips me and sends me flying through seasons or I just forget to watch it. I saw a couple of episodes and it's mostly consistent in the idea that there are still crime families in New Jersey, however feeble they are at this point. They exaggerated how much power they have, though they still have authority in old Italian neighborhoods out of a mix of fear and respect.
>>24578427
>>24577836
>>24577696
where do you guys live? I'm from Ohio but I went to visit my e-gf who lives around there.
pic related
>>24576489
no, it's just fucking shit.
>your uncle said NJ is shit at thanksgiving
>your uncle in law said NJ is shit at thanksgiving
>>24578505
>You also have to avoid Jersey City, Atlantic City, Clifton, Paterson, Elizabeth. I always thought Hoboken was a shithole too, but people seem to enjoy it.
Fair point about those; I once got my shit kicked in years ago in Paterson. That said, rural Jersey is criminally neglected when people take a look at this state. Last I heard, Hoboken seems to be going the same route as Brooklyn: hipsters and gentrification everywhere. Not that I don't mind new neighbors.
>>24576489
Who /Middletown/ Here?
>>24578899
>gentrification everywhere
It's beautiful isn't it?
>>24578690
>gf
I want you out.
>>24578505
avoid Glassboro and pretty much all of camden county too.
where my marlton bros at?
>>24579049
don't worry bro! She keked me like a good robot! :')
>>24579051
My mom is from glassboro.
Was thinking about transferring to Rowan. I liked the campus and I know a SHIT ton of people who went there.
>>24579089
My ex - gf went there and graduated last year.
cool campus but in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>>24578899
>>24579051
I should have replaced Clifton with Trenton.
>>24579089
If you know what you want to do and if Rowan can obtain it for you, go ahead. It's certainly affordable. That being said, I can't feel comfortable making a general recommendation for the university because it doesn't have a great name for itself (yet - some predict it will be like penn state). Be weary of credits though. you'll might be unable to use quite a few.
Other things, it's been turning into a bit more dudebro-esque vibe here, and it's also picked up a name for being a drinking and party school. Meh.
>>24579204
kek, trenton is a fucking shithole
>>24579216
The community college I currently go to just recently signed a deal with rowan. Not sure what it means, exactly, but I think it would probably be easiest for transferring shit.
Guess this is a good place to ask this. Should I go to Rutgers New Brunswick or NJIT for a degree in compsci?
>>24577696
Oh shit, a fellow Montclair robot.
Let's meet up and hate all the yuppies together
>>24576799
The dope problem in jersey is no fucking joke. It's like 8x the national average.
>>24576489
What animal does New Jersey look like?
>>24579330
california
fuck off robot!
>>24579330
Your mum m8
>>24579256
>mfw we're really trying to become an extended county college
Ask around, desu. I know people from GCC and CCC generally needed 3 years to complete their degrees at Rowan. This is 2-3 years ago though. My only issue with this university is that I'm very lonely, and there is little to do here other than drink and party. I also don't seem to really hit it off to well with individuals that don't drink and party. Crime may be on the rise, but I might just be listening more.
>>24579284
Only have experience with Rutgers but it's pretty solid for recruitment opportunities and internships. Do what's best for the money
>>24579284
NJIT is ridiculously depressing. I'd go to Rutgers.
>>24579352
Oh and traffic around campus is super shitty.
>>24576489
New Mexico
>low population
>large, empty expanses of land
>comfy, snowy mountains
>everyone is an alcoholic
>>24579330
Maybe like a whale or something
>>24577799
Half our house was pretty fucked up and I had to live with my grandparents for a few for like half a month
>>24579352
good to know. Thanks man
Pennsylvania seems like a robot state because I feel like the only robot in this place, especially in Normiedelphia.
>>24579351
YOUR MUM, m8y.
>>24579372
I agree only because of the name rutgers has. If you have more options, i'd consider exploring them. Drexel might be a good choice if you can afford it and do well. My cousin got whisked away to Amazon from there. That's just a single case though. Rowan might be nice if you want to hook up with MSE and Lockheed Martin. They're funneling our compsci graduates.
>>24579284
Rutgers is top 50 in the nation for compsci, Rowan and NJIT are far behind. Better name recognition and faculty by far.
>>24576489
no, the most robotic state is alaska
you even get neetbux for living there
>>24577968
>Hiking the Delaware Water Gap
> rafting
>camping
If you do these things you are not a robot or neet. So why the fuck are you posting in this thread or on this board.
>>24579429
I can feel to this, brother.
>>24579510
>not trying to die alone in the spooky woods
>>24579429
Center street is fucking scary on the weekends.
Why is there so many Jews in this state?
Would you guys rather live in New York, or Newark?
m/18
union city
gay
anyone wanna take away my hh kv status?
>>24579330
A condom
>>24579595
Where are they highly concentrated other than parts of Cherry Hill and Margate
>>24579629
New York
>>24579637
get outta here, fagboy
>>24579330
I always thought it looked like a man in a cap facing westward, like a police officer or something.
>pic related
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN DOES IT STOP
>tfw live in union city my whole life
>the most exciting place i've been too is fucking hoboken to stand near the river and look out to the city
>>24579629
New York easily.
>>24579681
Lakewood and a few other areas in South Jersey.
>>24579629
Newark is a complete shithole.
NYC has 5 different boroughs to choose from. You'd be an idiot to pick Newark.
>>24579496
Do you mind telling me the source for this?
>>24579979
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rutgers-university-new-brunswick-186380/overall-rankings
https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/best-colleges/s/new-jersey/?utm_source=fbPPC&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fbPPC_cRankings_NJ
Who /centralNJ/ here?
>>24579859
At least Newark has a very efficient waste disposal system though. New York has a bad smell to it.
Who /touchingtipswithcamden/ here?
>>24579637
Bump :3
Who /notfromjersey/ here?
>>24580088
If you go into NY state or Long Island, it's pretty chill. Much better than NYC, imo.
>>24579637
>>24580147
Sorry m8 chances are you won't find what you're looking for.
I would think north Dakota or Minnesota or montana
>>24579637
try losing your virginity to a slutty dominican girl instead
>>24580018
Damn dude, didn't know about this. I was seriously leaning towards NJIT but looks like I didn't do my homework.
>>24576556
what are you from Edison?
>>24580311
NJIT isn't bad, Rutgers is just booming right now. Big 10, lots of expansion and growth.
cant wait to get the fuck out of newark desu
fucking depressing shithole
>>24576489
wyoming is the robot state because you can go days without seeing another person
>>24577873
how many bullet proof vests do you wear
>>24578027
I had a professor bitch about people being antisocial in CC. I dont talk to people because no one is taking the game classes as me and half the people are one course away from graduating and half are a year from graduating.
Im here in manahawkin until 11 tomorrow in, its better than CT where im from I guess
>>24576556
that only edison, I do agree with you that indians are pure cancer though.
go out to basking ridge and it's all rich white people
Princeton robot reporting in. The orange bubble is very real, seeing as no one ever leaves campus unless traveling out of state. I suppose it's not very representative of the state as a whole, but "nothing ever happens at Princeton" anyways.
>>24579510
>If you do these things you are not a robot or neet. So why the fuck are you posting in this thread or on this board.
1. Caught me, I'm a normalfag. Posting because I'm home for the holidays and feeling nostalgic about the Garden State.
2. Interesting question, actually. Why hate the outdoors? Seems like the ideal environment for a lot of people here. A lot of fun things can be done cheaply, quickly, and completely hidden away from everyone else.
>>24582454
In the boonies is was enjoyable, bonfires and all that jazz. There were always assholes that ruined everything for everyone else though.
>>24580793
Story behind webm?
>>24582760
She's a special effects major or makeup artist or something like that
