A question to all the girls who browse this board:
Why?
I like the attention
>>24574989
>girls
>browsing this board
take your reply even if you dont deserve it
>>24574989
I've thought about this too, it'd be like a guy browsing witchwinds site or something.
>>24574989
for the lulz anon, for the lulz
>>24574989
There are no girls on the internet faggot. Read the rules
>>24575017
the thing is, you get attention everywhere you go. anywhere on the internet you will get attention. why come to our place for it when we dont want you here?
>>24575018
Well hey I don't know if transwomen count, but there are definitely some of us here.
>be ugly or annoying woman
>dont get attention
>find place with desperate men who will give attention to any girl
>stay and make fembot feels threads
My friend introduced me, now I'm hooked on the sadness & stories.
I pretend to be male however.
Because I feel the same angst and hatred and unrequited lust towards men that the men here feel towards women.
>>24575018
I've talked to 4 girls and counting from this board alone.
>>24575051
There is no sadness here, only self-pity and immense loathing of all things that aren't us.
>>24575045
we fucking noticed, we wish we didn't, but we did
>>24575017
>This is original
i dun habeeb it
>>24575044
>Actually believe that this is a fembot
>kekekekekekekek
>>24575061
So why don't you just get a bf?
Depression threads and women hate threads. I mostly lurk because when I post, I usually say something stupid and everyone notices so I feel bad about myself.
>>24575128
Men think I am crazy because I am religious and vegan and hate the illuminati
>>24575128
Why don't you just get a girlfriend?
Just please shut up you autist
>>24575133
Wait...you're a girl and you come here for the women hate threads?
kek.
>>24575061
>Because I feel the same angst and hatred and unrequited lust towards men that the men here feel towards women.
Awesome, wanna get married?
>>24575159
But it's easier for girls to get boyfriends than it is for guys to get gfs.
>>24575153
You are crazy.
I don't know. I've been exclusively using this site (other than stuff like Wikipedia and Youtube) for a long time. I don't actually like this place, most of the people here try too hard to be edgy and contrarian and funny for no reason. i come here everyday and I see the same threads, and those threads are remade as soon as they go down, but sometimes the same thread has 2 or 3 up at the same time. I think /r9k/, and 4chan as a whole is pretty unoriginal and boring but I like being anonymous (sometimes) and the layout so whatever.
>>24575153
>religious
>vegan
>hate the illuminati
>>24575061
Post butthole pics pls
lonlieness. boredom of tumblr lawl
>>24575159
Ill be your boyfriend if you be my girlfriend anon. add me on skype and we can work out the details.
>>24574989
You literally don't need to ask, it should be obvious. The women on this board either a) like the attention, or b) they are looking for an undercover chad to hook up with
>because I'm a female cyborg
>cynical, misanthropic, introverted, socially anxious and plagued with self-loathing
>find solace though escapism ie vidya, internet, books
tldr I browse this board because I'm a socially anxious loser like the rest of you
>>24574989
When I post about my experiences without stating my gender, robots agree and sympathize so.
>>24574989
Pure boredom. I almost never post, only lurk on /r9k/ and /soc/. I have lots of free time and very little friends.
You guys would probably call me a normie. I think you robots are fascinating. Sometimes I hope to befriend you but I've never tried because I'm afraid I'll get a reaction like, "GTFO MY BOARD ROASTIE NORMALFAG." I'm also already in a relationship and not looking to cheat so I know that makes me pretty much undesirable even as a friend.
I like greentext and cringe threads the most. Makes me feel like my life is going relatively well.
>>24575098
Aw, I think someone loves us.
>>24575153
I can tell you are not only stupid, but out of your mind from this sentence alone
>>24575216
You sound absolutely perfect, a/s/l?
>>24575215
Most of the girls here don't draw attention to themselves by stating out they're girls.
And the girls who do mention that they're girls are either robots pretending to be girls or attentionwhore tripfag girls who really do just want attention (mystery, metric).
>>24575162
Post Kik
>>24575199
Stfu, I'll be the one surviving in the wilderness when the next revolution happens and the cities shit down
I have a question too, how seriously do most of you take relationships? Hypothetically if you exchanged skypes with someone here, it escalated to bf/gf stuff, and you were relatively close, would you take it seriously?
I ask because it's almost been a year now and I'm still just steeling myself for the news that she's been fucking someone else the whole time, only because I don't want it to hurt as much when she gets bored of me. I don't tell her that shit though.
>>24574989
Pic related
I don't blame em, i'd do the same thing if i was a girl
Because I'm just as socially autistic and ugly as most of the guys on here. I don't reveal that I'm a fembot of course. I know I'll be in for a shit storm of 'FEMBOTS AREN'T REAL. YOU CAN EASILY GET A BF BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA REEEEEEEEEEE".
That's also one the reasons why I don't get these 'Fembot Feels' threads. Don't they know that because they simply mentioned the word 'Fembot' their thread will just be bombarded with angry autistic robots? I don't get it.
>>24575161
Yeah, I really bitterly hate myself and other women. I've always been like this.
>>24575292
Women never take relationships seriously, welcome to Earth.
>>24575216
what a womanchild loser
Grow up and do something
Just something
>>24575216
> I'm a socially anxious loser like the rest of you
nah you're not. you have no idea what it's like to be socially anxious as a man. socially anxious women are seen as cute and shy, they will still get a harem of orbiters looking for the 'shy qt girl'. if you're socially anxious as a man, you are seen as completely worthless, because males are supposed to be the dominant ones, they're supposed to take charge, if can't 'man up', then you're completely and utterly fucked. you can't relate to robot feels, so stop pretending.
>>24575321
Good bitch
>>24575312
Are you fat? Please be fat.
I've posted multiple times in this thread, all pretending to be different girls lol ;)
>>24575292
I'd take the relationship seriously. And it's completely shit what she did to you. She's like the epitome of reasons why I hate my fellow fembots sometimes.
>>24575393
Of course I'm fat.
>>24575394
ive posted 4 times pretending to be 4 different girls and have responded to a few of the posts that responded to my posts
So does anyone want to date me? I'm the illuminati girl.
not this shit again who fucking cares stop making thread that get roastie whores to reply. fucking faggot op
>>24575240
I'm really sick of other people using my life to make them feel better about their own. It's not fair.
>>24575334
I'm a mix of pessimistic/naive when it comes to this kind of thing.
>>24575405
She hasn't done anythingyet, I'm just telling myself to expect it to happen sooner or later so it doesn't hurt.
>>24575437
lose weight then you dumb cunt.
>>24575437
Please pick me, thanks in advance.
>>24575437
Lose weight fatty
Fucking fatties shitting up the board because they eat so much
Oink
>>24575312
>The female anons are learning to not mention their gender unless it's absolutely required
I'm happy at this improvement
>>24575452
I just want to rape you and piss on your exhausted body, is that ok?
>>24575216
>I'm a socially anxious loser like the rest of you
Nothing makes me seethe with anger more than posts like these. A woman can not be a loser. It's literally impossible for a woman to fail.
>free housing
>free cushy pink collar career
>free gifts and attention from orbiters
>free government money if you decide to fuck Chad & get preggers in the form of welfare & child support
>get provided for until you die via beta bucks faggot you will marry at around 30
>free alimony if you decide to fuck chad again & breakup
I am one paycheck away from being homeless, that's where my anxiety comes from. Your 'anxiety' is being stressed about tinder chads pumping & dumping you and video game misogyny. Piss off you stupid bitch you have life's supreme easymode
>>24575240
>Makes me feel like my life is going relatively well
You're a worthless cunt if you come here to make yourself feel better. I genuinely hope you get hit by a bus.
>>24575487
Nice b8 m8, could do better 3/8. Here's your (You)
>>24575361
This.
At least when you're a woman you have tons of people ready to coddle you. Anxious men are truly alone
>>24575514
No, if you do that I will shoot you with my gun in self defense
>>24575552
Oink
Amount of people who were born with vaginas ITT:
0
>>24575612
i was born with a vagina
>>24574989
i'm bored and don't have any form of social media. some of the discussions and memes in here are pretty funny. i usually come here when i'm eating dinner or something.
>>24575473
>>24575292
Oh god anon, I know that feel. I'm just getting into a relationship with her but I'm terrified she'll get bored without my physical presence and find someone else without telling me.
How far do you live from each other?
>>24575556
> female
> thinks she can use a gun
Right
>>24575636
where else do you go?
>>24575634
Epin ruse :DDD
bc we're all sad
>>24575452
im a chad. I will pity fuck you if you are within 5 hours of my midwestern city
>>24575660
tumblr, instagram, youtube, reddit
:^)
>>24575639
And you want to "love" her because you're a sap but really, REALLY don't want to get bit in the ass for letting your guard down? Because that's how I feel.
Currently we're on opposite ends of texas so we can't see each other too much.
>>24574989
Man oh man. I would totally make sex with her even though sex is gross and hate it.
>>24575697
No thanks, I'm looking for a husband.
>>24575705
>Obviously sad autistic fuck pretending to be fembot detected
>>24575747
no anon-kun, i'm a real girl, i promise!
>>24575210
geez man, you know, you gotta come with a little more subtlety then that man. I mean, she might've worked her way up to that but just coming off that strong off the back is just, you know, not a good move boyo
Will any of you femanons be my gf? I'm not very picky.
>>24575528
you're assuming I'm a shy qt3.14 but being a plain to unattractive female with mental illness is not life on supreme easymode. try again.
>>24575385
top laff.
goddamn, i love this board.
I don't like the changes in world of warcraft right now and have left the game until legion is released. So instead of being on wow forums or mmochampion forums I come on 4chan.
Forum lurking is just apart of my daily habits and I'm used to reading the crazy inane opinions of virgins that no one cares about irl from years and years of being a Blizzard supporter.
I'm very lonely and don't have no bf
>>24575773
kill you are selve too be honest lad
>>24575705
post insta
>>24575788
>don't have no bf
so you have a boyfriend?
Ok any femanons in nyc please god just go out with me once ffs we can meet and union square and the worst thing that'll happen is I'll buy you a milkshake.
I'm so lonely. I just want to hold a grill tightly and kiss her nose and tell her how good she is and make her feel good.
>>24575452
Are you the girl thats always talking about the Christian apocalypse and being one of the 44,000 saved or whatever the number is?
>>24575769
This is why women are shit, you have to coddle them and be a dainty faggot being all careful you dont say the wrong thing and shit
Thank god for the internet where i have millions of girl butthole pics at my fingertips with nobe of the drama or games attatched
Not like there are any women ITT anyway, see >>24575612
>>24575805
lol no thanks, i don't want you creeps following me
>>24575481
>>24575437
Please... I'm the only one even interested so far :(
>>24575773
You look like a dumb bitch
>>24575612
Can confirm. I've pretended to be 3 grills in this thread.
>>24575778
You're not even female kek
This thread is trolls trolling trolls
>>24575783
Literally come play on a vanilla private server. It's eye opening. I was worried I had rose titnted glassesed all over vanilla because of all the shit game apologists out there still playing wow.
I was wrong
Vanilla was everything I remembered it was. Literally come play on a private server (not nostalrius).
>>24575829
I don't think I have talked about the 144,000 on here but it sounds like me.
>>24575897
noo anon-kun, i'm a real girl, i promise!!
want to see my boobs as proof?
>>24575906
>Literally
>Literally
>plays WoW
>>24575937
Well im using 4chan to kill time until i die, and i've got about 50-70 more years so i dint see why not
>>24575934
I don't understand why you'd be on the internet, especially on this website, if you were actually concerned about being up to snuff for that mess.
>>24576001
they're a bit flat, but i'm still a girl i promise
>>24575452
>So does anyone want to date me? I'm the illuminati girl.
>>24575724
>No thanks, I'm looking for a husband.
Well, I'm looking for a wife, and as a doctor I could be a pretty good provider. Not a vegan but I wouldn't mind as long as you are a good cook (and if not, then let me cook for myself as I'm pretty good in the kitchen).
On the downside, I'm a Mason and an agnostic, so this may be an issue for you.
>>24576001
Oh man I think about this. The thought of having to deal with that... Sensation when I see a woman's body body or pretty face I.... I'll explode eventually
>>24576014
Because I have been coming here for like 6 years and I am addicted.
This is my only vice
>>24575070
Anon you realize that you could talk to 10 women spending 30 mins in a strip club right?
i'm not a girl but the sadness here is pretty funny.
To look at trap, sissy dicks and "boi pucci".
>>24576030
I'm a mason too. What order of masontery do you belong brother?
>>24576021
Im no detective, but something in my brain is telling me that the person in that picture isn't actually you
>>24576098
567th
>>24576104
no shit
>>24575934
>about the 144,000
/x/fags are the worst
>>24576070
Why pay cock-tease whores to give me artificial attention, when I get drunk and talk to dumb whores who don't want to fuck me at home?
>>24576052
What the fuck are you talking about
Fuck off robot goddamn
>>24575045
>transgender woman counting as women
>>24575281
>vegan
>woman
>survive
k
>>24576030
Aw man
You sound perfect except for the Freemason part
:(
>>24575881
Fuckin pleb I've pretended to be 5
>>24574989
To make me suffer and paranoid, that's why those hoes do it. Fukcing whores, I tell you
>>24575934
go to r/exjw
and fuck me
i'll be your faithful and discreet slave
>>24574989
Why not, dick?
for the lulz duh
>>24576098
>I'm a mason too. What order of masontery do you belong brother?
York Rite.
>>24576133
Well why would you do that? Post a picture that is not actually you, i mean
>>24575133
even when admiting you say stupid shit, you say stupid shit. What a worthles woman
>>24576187
>Even /x/cunts are just materialistic whores going for Dr D'little dick
Kill yourself
>>24576238
no. Fuck off chad. No one likes you.
Because they rejected me, because I still feel rejected. Because I hate. Also I come for the /mischief/ threads.
>>24576187
>You sound perfect except for the Freemason part
Well technically, I'm an "Accepted Mason", not a Freemason. I'm also achingchong.
>>24576269
You kill yourself, I obviously wouldn't go for a Freemason even if he was a doctor.
>>24576341
The Asian part is fine, I actually liked an Asian guy for a while.
But the Freemason thing is scary. On the exterior they may seem cool but when they start recruiting you into their secret rings they will expect you to murder for them, AND they have gay sex in the forest. Run now while you can.
Why was my post deleted?
And why isn't this comment original?
>>24576238
whoah you're so hot
are you real?
Just to start shit/laughs
>>24575093
so basically loathing of everything
>>24576352
No, you kill yourself
>>24576443
8/10
could be a 9/10
>>24576398
Dad roped me into it and I don't want to shame him. I lurk r9k looking for a virgin sacrifice because I've been told they hide here.
My story is far too long and deep to tell on here, why don't you give me your kik and I can tell you my secrets there.
It isn't safe to talk on here
>>24576341
>technically, I'm an "Accepted Mason
How does it feel to be a cowardly trash hiding in the shadows like a rat? You and your weakling kin will be vanquished when justice finally triumphs
reminder that /r9k/ is:
95% males
4% males pretending to be females
0.9% women with dicks
0.1% actual females
>>24575017
Hey I just saw you in this thread on 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site and if you do especially not /r9k/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but sometimes people post really bad stuff on here and I don't think you are ready for it. America is a country I have a lot of interest in and that's one of the reasons I come to 4chan, I know a little bit about your culture from school and the books I have read and I don't think your honor based upbringing is really going to understand what the kids on this forum do.
They are probably going to try to make you show your breasts (write stuff like Tits or GTFO) or something like that or post violent pics. Some people on here even joke about incest. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did some white guy you are dating tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people start posting things that you can't handle.
I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try memecentral that is usually where decent people go to talk to people from other countries. I'm not just doing this because you are so pretty or something like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that we could ever meet each other. I just want you to know that you deserve better than this site and whatever creepy white guy sent you here, you should be with someone that respects you and doesn't put you in an awkward position like this. I like 4chan and I like /r9k/ but I just don't want to see you get hurt here. Pic related, me thinking about you hurting
>>24576764
new pasta?
>>24576550
No thanks, you're scary. You are looking for a human to kill.
>>24576833
And yet you still feel attracted to me. How cute.
>>24576398
Also, I'm sure you've figured out there's at least 1-2 other posters here pretending to be me in the answers.
And probably some pretending to be you, I imagine.
>>24576825
If not, it should be.
>>24576898
No I don't. This isn't a Hannibal Lector movie.
I'm not sure, considering you're all BORING and STUPID.
>>24576764
look at the white knight
I'm extremely argumentative and robots are full of opinions I'm against.
>>24577115
You sound fun, a/s/l?
>>24577115
Fuck you, you stupid bitch. You don't know what you're talking about.
As a gay man, I'd like to ask all femanons to please get off this board, as you're stealing my potential mates, you fucking niggers.
>>24577115
Yeah? What are you majoring in?
Give me some of your opinions.
>>24577275
>>>/lgbt/ is that way, you degenerate fuck.
>>24577299
Kill yourself, roastie. I bet you're a minority, too.
>>24577321
yeah nah I'd prefer girls to faggots
>>24577392
Why?it's the same outcome for you, regardless
you won't fuck either of them
>>24577275
>potential mates
>implying high strung faggots and mentally ill traps want robots
You're all the same.
I like being anonymous, I like not having to worry about if you offend someone, I like trolling anons, I like to make robots laugh and laugh with robos. This place is great for funposting. Been here since was 15.
>>24577511
Fembots are not nearly as annoying as you disgusting, effeminate, shitposting freaks.
No matter how low I go I'll never be a faggot.
>>24577538
>countless fembot threads (like this one) that outnumber the fag threada
>not nearly as annoying
One day, you'll break, roastie defender. :^)
>>24577524
I'll date you, lad. Skype?
>>24576090
Please make me into a girl and fuck my bp.
>>24574989
If there were a board full of girls talking about guys 24/7 wouldn't you lurk there or even post once in a while?
Robots are fucking pathetic.
Signed,
Chad
>>24574989
I've been on this board for years and relationships don't fix your problems so here I am again.
>>24575452
I'm married.
>>24577727
>wouldn't you lurk there or even post once in a while?
They already do.
>>24574989
Why not?
No mute pls
>>24577702
pic relatedI'm also not far gone enough to feel like sucking dick yet. Plus I'm 5'10 and 180 lbs. Not good looking.
>>24577924
My point is you faggots are still clinging to this
>muh secret clubhouse
mentality even after r9k was fully invaded by normies years ago now. You can't keep guys who have had sex from posting and you can't keep girls from posting. This need for exclusivity isn't just robots being beta it's them being too stupid to realize that the internet is never going to be their safe space.
FFS even wizardchan was invaded by normies sooner or later
>you cannot post here if you have ever had sex reeeee get out normies and stay out
Anyway. I like flirting with girls robots while you faglords are still breathing heavily through your nose about them and crossing your arms in indignation.
Signed,
Chad
>>24574989
Well OP, I have no fucking idea, no fucking idea at all
>>24578054
I'm saying they already do lurk and post on a chan full of girls.Although instead of talking about guys, the girls talk shit about other girls.
Spam my shitty gifs,
Regress emotionally to my beloved /b/tard phase I got to share with my big brother who abandoned me,
Read about people feeling sad so I can feel sad too,
Make deeply austistic people very angry with artisanally crafted shitposts
Maybe also find out about, and avoid a beta uprising.
>>24578091
A lot of robots are vaginas even if they don't have one.
>tfw no fembot wants me
>>24574989
Even if you say this place is really misogynist, there are still the extreme thirstlords. So really, anyone saying it doesn't welcome women... Well you're wrong.
You'll also realize, like betas with the red pill or PUA tactics, there are women who pick up shit from places like here. Like, not being "a slut" or being so diffrunt from dose Stacies, "mah sundresses" "mah minimal makeup" and etc. Mad hat tricks to be picked up on how to get a beta wallet or how to be sooooo different.
I'm a girl and I think I consider myself a failed normie. Instead of whatever Stacy you think I could be, I've failed so hard on easy mode, leaving me with no friends going straight from community college back to home with my parents. All this free time, I've turned to fucking around on the internet. I understand how much harder people have it, but I relate to r9k anyways so I lurk.
>>24578162
How did you end up failing?
>>24578140
>no matter how bad off they think they are, they will never want me
>even the bottom of the barrel of potential thirsty skype beggars
We are here to serve as reminders. They'll never be THAT lonely.
>>24578197
Well, I don't have friends and I don't talk to anyone outside my parents for months. I turn 20 in February and I still cannot drive and go to community college. Never had a boyfriend, still a kh virgin. I certainly haven't made any hobbies so I haven't succeeded in life.
>>24578317
Are all kids so retarded nowadays that they think they have to "make it" at 19, or is it just girls? This is fucking cringeworthy.
>>24578317
You may not feel it but you're still young and you have plenty of time to make it. I made so many mistakes in my 20s that I don't know how I made it out alive. You have food, shelter, and access to almost all the information in the world. Trust me, it could be a lot worse.
>>24578347
Both. Just lurk a little more.
>>24578317
Why do you still like being a virgin?
>>24574989
Shitpost, troll, and keep tabs on what men think.
>>24578140
>>24578260
This board is crawling with misogynists. Who WOULD date you?
>>24578508
Me personally? Hopefully nobody. Nobody is that bad off and I would honestly feel bad that someone saw me as date material.
>>24578415
Its not that I like it, I threw that out there because somehow if I wasn't a virgin people would scramble over themselves to be the first to call me a "Stacy feeling sad about being single for a month"
>>24578140
>>24578260
Being alone/lonely is better than being with a robot desu
I'm in a similar situation to >>24578162 but instead of living with parents I'm living by myself.
>>24574989
They have nothing better to do.
What's the midway point between a robot and a normie?
After 13 years of research and intensive investigation, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Steven Tyler Perry County Man. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Steven Tyler Perry County Man.
>>24578508
>shitpost, troll
I didn't think girls did this kind of shit. Gives me hope.
My glasses look like hers, only in silver and tortoise instead of gold and tortoise.I'm not a grill.
Loneliness, depression, autism, or in rare cases pity.
>>24578627
>Being alone/lonely is better than being with a robot
That's all the validation I need. The day I fail is the day some poor woman seriously considers me over anything.
>>24575452
I want to date you senpai we can talk about how Paris was a false flag and speculate when the next attack attack will be while I lick your butthole
Not a single one of you roasties want to be my gf.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE GIRLS CAME INTO THIS THREAD FOR ATTENTION!
FUCK
OFF
ROASTIE
WHOOOOOORRRRREEESSSS
>>24577531
This. If only every other website had as little baggage when posting as the chans
Fuck the lot of you attention whores.
because believe it or not, girls get rejected just as harshly as guys do
>>24580408
I rejected someone pretty harshly once. I wasn't trying to but that's how it came out. "There's no nice way to say I'm not interested. "
>>24579934
Funny how if the "fembots" actually got with some robots, then there'd be less of us here suffering.
Unfortunately these women are too selfish and entitled to even consider it, despite the potential mutual benefit for everyone.
>>24580408
Bull-fucking-shit.
No girl will get rejected as hard as any guy, unless she's a legit fucking beast.
>>24579934
>EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE GIRLS CAME INTO THIS THREAD FOR ATTENTION!
and guess what?
You gave it to 'em!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6tsQB4hnyw
>>24575321
I am the same
Were you beaten by your mom too?
>>24580458
are you serious?
guys have no idea how crushing it can be to a girl who goes against the social norm and asks out a guy only to get rejected
>>24580509
And that's how some guys feel all the time.
>>24580509
GUYS DO HAVE AN IDEA AS TO HOW IT FEELS TO BE FUCKING REJECTED.
It just feels worse to you because you're not expected to do it. But we're told repeatedly by several girls explicitly and implicitly that we aren't worth loving or worth being seen as sexual entities. Girls treat us like a cold cup of coffee.
Even if some guy rejects you, you still have a higher chance of getting into a relationship or finding sex than the average male. Shut the fuck up with your fucking special snowflake pity bullshit.
>>24580449
I am with a robot, I'm not sure what you mean. I feel like a lot of them do date or even marry robots.
>>24574989
I come here because the shut-in/NEET thread on /soc/ sucks dick and this is really the only board related to being a NEET. Also, I'm not weeb enough for /jp/.
Because I get bored and think it's funny to b8 loser "men" on this board.
>>24580449
>waah waaah validate me and be my emotional sponge!!
A relationship should be mutually beneficial faggot
>>24580678
That makes you a special kind of loser.
>>24580678
If that's your bf, he's a qt.
>>24580674
>I feel like a lot of them do date or even marry robots
I'm not going to go crazy and say all women only like one type of dude because that part is a clear exaggeration.
No woman wants certain kind of men though, and that's robots.
>>24580509
Anyone who's a comfybot and rejects you will carry it out with damage control. I wouldn't have rejected anyone if it was just asking out I think though, for instance. But there were only hints and other shit, I'm too devastated by my life to get invested emotionally in a proper relationship, I'm very needy and I don't want girls abusing me. Plus I wouldn't follow the norms of "lol 3 dates must have kissed already or gayyy" rules, so in the end I'm liked only by even more beta females who aren't willing to take a risk and let me obsess over them. Easiest rationalization for a female should be "Wow he rejected me harshly, guess what, he wouldn't have made a good partner regardless then" and just fucking get over it. Might be hard to think like this, but I would if I wasn't brought up in a dysfunctional family.
>>24580740
Robots aren't that bad though, they are aware of how spergy they are and not terrible to be around. It's people who are unaware of their sperg behavior that get to me.
because I really fucking hate black people and the other various mud races and there aren't a whole lot of other social media where it's okay to talk about that
I haven't figured out. There's a girl I know from campus that learned English off this board when she was like 11. So I guess that would explain why she's here.
>>24580719
Thanks. Been with him for two months now and he loves my dog.
>>24580910
Your jaw is wider than his which makes me laugh a little and reminds me of that one trap hate thread I saw about how you're suppose to be able to identify sex with jaw sizes.
I relate to 75% of the content of the board. I usually don't make my presence known. It's nice to see the other side.
>>24580449
I literally have a robot bf I met from r9k.
I languish in watching the pathetic depravity of your lives.
>>24575196
>too cool for r9k
>won't leave
Just fucking die in a fire
>>24576181
A vegan diet makes you a stronger athlete.
>>24576021
HAHA did that guy tried to do gyno surgery on himself ? The absolute madman!
>>24581613
According to whom?
>>24580746
you don't understand girls at all. if you weren't so stupid you would see the hints for what they are and not be wallowing in your self pity bullshit.
>>24581302
Languish? Don't you mean "relish"?
>>24575281
You won't survive shit.
Let's say you survive the initial start of it all, you'll be probably be found by roaming gangs of bat shit crazy people due to apocalypse scenario where they'll then proceed to rape the fuck out you until you are near death, then you'll have your skull bashed in with a rock and they might eat your corpse afterwards.
>sad, inevitable, unavoidable truth
>>24581613
this is so fucking false
I tried veganism for a year, ended up making me so sick I became near death even though I got as many calories in every day that I was supposed to.
Our ancestors have been eating meat way too long for us to go on a full vegan diet and have our bodies preforming at tip top shape
so i'm a girl and a fucking loser fag and honestly idk of rejection because if i ever liked a guy i never fucking told him unless he gave me clear signals that he liked me too because i am fucking afraid of rejection because i am that kind of annoying nerd girl no one ever likes
i come here to talk to perverts
>all these delusional keks getting mad at these "fembots"
I thought we'd learn from past threads, but these type of threads still continue to get a shit ton of replies.
>>24574989
the same reasons as anyone, idiot
1) autist and have nothing better to do
2) normie trying to find dumb autist shit to laugh at
>>24581613
Lel. All those elite olympic and power lifters on a vegan diet.
reminder women are whores
>>24574989
I came here a long time ago during a moment where I was completely isolated, depressed, and getting drunk alone every night. The vibe of cold despair and depression that there's here felt like at least some people were going through similar feels, up to an extent. I guess I just felt some kinship. I was so sick of people telling me it would get better and to get a bf, to get out and have a run and "be myself". I couldn't stand normal people who just went through their lives claiming that "omg my report got cancelled I was so depressed last night".
Only place I could vaguely relate to people was here.
I'm better now but stuck around.
>>24585566
I hate fembots so much. They give false hope to other robots.
>I would totally date cute shy weeb guy
>In reality : "Eww go away you creep"
Attention robots.
>>24574989
Waiting for my tsundere r9k asian bf to magically appear somewhere here and marry me.
>>24575018
This 2bh. Having a "femenine" penis dosent make you a girl
>33 years old
>5'2 350lbs
>can't drive/still have learners permit
>No college education
>haven't worked in 5 years
>last job was selling penis enhancement pills and was fired for not selling enough
>living with fanatic Christian mother who spoils me with whatever I ask for but refuses to help with independence (driving lessons, diet program)
I am as unlikely to marry or be loved as other robot. I am too depressed yet realistic about my worth(lessness)to attention whore for orbiters, even if I found one, it would end in pump and dump.
I am not a virgin so that makes me failed normie.
>>24575018
>no girls on /r9k/!
Good meme upvoted
I'm ugly, skelly, mentally ill, racist and nihilistic.
You know, you'd think that at some point, the people who truely hate Fembots would either emigrate to Wizardchan, or just sage and ignore them.
Yet every time, these threads get to the front page.
You only hate them because they remind you of how far you've fallen.
>inb4 le white knight.
I don't WANT to date any fembot from here.Long distance relationships suck. I need physical intamacy in a relationship. cuddling, going on dates, sex, all of that to make the relationship feel real.
>>24574989
What's the point of even asking? You have no idea what answers are from actual girls.
>>24575047
pretty much gaming communities in the last several years
>>24574989
Some of us are also socially awkward and it makes us feel better. Personally, I wouldn't date any of you losers. But you can be my friend because I enjoy your constant attention.
>>24586111
Jesus Christ, your life is pathetic.
Also, who did you trick into fucking you??
>>24586111
Are you too much of a coward to kill yourself? This world would be better off without you.
Because in the past i did a lot of damage to guys, alot like in the stories you read about here. I almost never post. I just come for the hate that i deserve.
Every now and sgain I'll write a big I'm sorry post to someone I think is on the board, but then i just delete it because I realize it won't help him and would only make me feel better.
>>24587013
Nobody would get mad if you didn't admit you were female. Literally nobody cares about genders on an anonymous image board.
>>24587040
I don't know how you got that from what she posted.
