Masturbation
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I know you guys masturbate often. I know it's even a more-than-daily thing for some/most of you.
I'm just wondering. What if normal fapping can't really get you to come? Is there anything else you can do with your body to make you feel sexual pleasure? I guess you could do kinky shit like finding a fetish or using pain or whatever, but i suppose there must be a common alternative.
Can we simply talk about masturbation?
Pic unrelated, thank google images.
What? Are you talking about shoving things up your ass?
You thinkin about it, son?
>>24574833
n-no dad, i'm not gay or anything.
I'm just saying, what if normal fapping simply hasn't ever got it done. What am i missing? How do i sex-surrogate?
>>24574890
Use the dead hand method. You will cum buckets guaranteed.
>>24574890
>sex-surrogate
>>24574794
I used to have that problem, but today was a good day. After hearing about SammiCoggi and watching her video, then I read about Van Halen girl and watched 318 and I came buckets of diamonds.
tfw you can't masturbate...
>>24574915
>Not rubbing your dick like a vagina
It's how I've always got off to be honest senpai.
>>24574794
I try to masturbate as little as possible and magnify any feelings of shame. I don't like jerking off because I feel pathetic. Honestly between just us anons I'm repressing my sexuality pretty hard. I've managed to get it to the point where my immediate response to sex "sex is fucking dumb/gross anyway whatever".
Its really not healthy at all to ANY effect but if my sexuality is already gonna be worth nothing to anybody then I dont see why I should also shun it as well.
>>24574926
Where's the video? I can't find it on Google
If you have issues masturbating, contact your doctor, Healthy men can literally masturbate like 5 times a day if they wanted to. Sounds like you have ED or something.
>>24574915
googled this. is this a meme? 50% say it doesn't works 50% say "just chop your hand off dude xDDDD".
What is watching porn supposed to do? What makes you horny?
>>24575009
I like you, here's a you
Stay strong my pathetic bro.
>>24575032
I can (and have) masturbated 5 times in a day but I couldn't keep that up for very long, I think I've done ~15 times in the space of about 4 days before but I always feel not very horny after that and don't fap for a couple days. Does this match y'all guy's experiences?
>>24575032
> contact your doctor
if you come to my office with a chief complaint like that I'll kick you out without a second thought
what the fuck do you want me to do, retard? prescribe you sex pills?
You can
>play with your nipples
>put things in your butt (prostate orgasms are the most intense you can have as a dude no homo)
>be a homo (no homo)
>get a fleshlight or improvise some kind of surrogate vagina device
God speed anon
>>24575032
too bad i'm not a man
>>24574794
Uhm...f-finger y-you know where...
>>24575032
To be honest i've feared something like this for a while. What kind of doctor? Should i simply tell him about it? Is masturbating really that common?
Alternatively, it might be ED. I just lose interest halfway through the few times i've tried it. But sometimes i wake up having already come, so i don't think it doesn't works.
Also this >>24575088 What can a doctor do?
>>24575131
>>24575103
Yeeeeahhhh... i've always feared that homosexual thoughts were simply the result of a lack of faith in my masculinity, aka never getting off, not feeling the testosterone rush through my veins etc etc etc.
But it might be that i'm simply a gay sissy who can't even get off to gay porn. Those are a thing, right? If so, are gay people less likely to come from the penis once they start using the butt? Just scientific curiosity desu.
If I can't come from normal fapping it's because my dick is too tired. I give him a few days rest and everything is back to top shape.
If you've fapped so much you have trouble finishing, maybe you shouldn't fap so much.
>>24575144
a urologist or one who specs in fertility i think
>>24575200
But fingering that place has nothing to do with being sissy or gay.
>>24575103
>play with your nipples
are my nipples broken? i can rub, twist, squeeze and play with them all day long but i get no feeling from it, no sensation.
>>24575364
Pretty sure putting things up your ass is the epitome of not being heterosexual. I mean you COULD be bi, but that's as far as it goes.
>>24575409
Normies like pegging it's not gay.
I can force myself to cum but these days I'm not even turned on.
>>24575056
Your body reacts differently to self-stimulation, it's why you can't tickle yourself. I'm guessing cutting your blood flow for a few minutes helps circumvent that. But I'm imagining the asleep hand on itself is unpleasant, so it must be a hit-or-miss thing.
>>24575200
>i've always feared that homosexual thoughts were simply the result of a lack of faith in my masculinity
I think there is something to this, I became a lot more comfortable with that kind of thing after I started working out and became less insecure about myself, I'm still part homo but its not the same shameful guilty sort of feeling it used to be its kind of just something I've accepted as a normal part of sexuality.
Don't try to suppress it, theres no point if it's there then its there, just go with it and try to understand it. My theory is it's a manifestation of jealousy in a way, you feel inferior to certain men or certain traits (like a big dick, or a strong fit body) and this makes you feel like you could never be the ultimate sexual experience for any girl. This will affect your ability to get off over women, because who wants to fantasize about being a shitty second-rate sexual encounter with some unenthusiastic skank who's going to laugh at you with her friends later? That goes against everything it is to be a man.
So if you go with the homosexual feelings you can experience what they want, you can learn how to be the so called alpha-male and this can help you to decide what you want to be as a man and set about achieving it. Plus big juicy cocks just look so delicious.
Make sense?
shove things in your bhole anon. I can fit an entire 12 inch christmas candle up there
>>24574794
>I know it's even a more-than-daily thing for some/most of you.
I masturbate once every two weeks, more or less.
>What if normal fapping can't really get you to come?
Then I would cease the intake of drugs that I'm on.
>>24574794
>Is there anything else you can do with your body to make you feel sexual pleasure? I guess you could do kinky shit like finding a fetish or using pain or whatever, but i suppose there must be a common alternative.
ehhh when I jerk off in the shower I'll occasionally aim the shower head at my balls, then dick, and alternate.
>>24574833
>>24575103
>>24575131
>buttmeme
I fell for it once whille I was also using a fleshlight in the shower and thought "when in Rome".
So I stuck a finger up my ass and felt immediately violated and disgusted with myself, which I didn't know was paradoxically possible, and then washed my finger for 3 minutes.
>>24575364
yeah it does at least a bit. If shoving things up your ass was a natural way to jerk off you wouldn't need a load of lubricant and a detailed how-to wiki page.
>>24575489
No, you're just a stupid faggot.
>>24575389
if you're really trying to get sensation in your nips, get em pierced... best decision of my life tbqhf
>>24575409
Really? Buttstuff isn't gay man.
It's stuff with guys that's gay. Eating cake can be gay if you're doing it with a man.
What so if this chick rims you out its gay?
>>24575518
repress all dae nigga, I've always been obsessed with girls, when I started accepting those kind of feelings I was worried that I might be gay and in denial, but I was still totally obsessed with girls and never had any real life attraction to dudes. I'm a lot more comfortable in my heterosexuality now that I can fap to dudes without feeling any kind of shame or guilt about it.
Being more gay doesn't make you any less straight, it just makes you more gay. If you are 100% gay and 100% straight then surely that is the ideal sexuality, I honestly wish I was more gay because I only have very particular fantasies and am not attracted to men in general, being gay seems like the easiest fucking ride in the world.
>>24575489
>big juicy cocks just look so delicious.
you lost me there.
I mean being gay for me is just a role subversion. If you can't be the man, then why not try to be WITH the man? Cock's egg yadda yadda yadda.
>>24575503
while i agree with you on the feeling (i mean, yeah, putting a finger in there makes every part of me flinch and try to avoid it), i think there are also how-to wiki pages for normal, everyday jacking off. Sure, it's not natural, but you can be kinky and straight... i think?
Gay things aside, say i fall for the buttmeme. Say i decide to really give this whole "up-your-ass" shtick a go and try to make it feel as right as possible. What should i know, what should i do, what should i get?
>>24575520
I have to pierce them to experience any pleasure or sensation there?
>>24575761
>big juicy cocks just look so delicious
But they do anon, a strong fit body with a big hard dick is the definitive image of power and sexuality. Who wouldn't want to experience that?
