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Nearly tomorrow edition
How are you spending your weekends?
>Drink
>hangover
>drink
>hangover
>dread going to work
same as every weekend
>>24572333
>he doesn't have to work weekends
Well forgive me Your Majesty, I apologise for any triggering that may have occurred
>Sleeping
>Gaming
>Eating shit that's not good for me
>Dreading the trip to London on Wednesday
Same sort of weekend as the norm, apart from the anxiety of the London excursion.
Watching tutorial videos on how to watercool a pc. I already know how to do it but it's nice just having noise on while I lurk, makes me feel less alone.
>Try to have banter with some normie girls on facebook
>now I am getting hate messages
what the fuck?
I thought normies loved that shit?
>>24572443
>or shagged in 1 lifetime
Holy shit, they got him good. SAVAGE.
>>24572443
I did something similar a few years back, I got hate messages from the girl's mum.
smdh
panicking that I don't have the December op image done yet.
its the weakend,,, I just want to masturbate and do nothing... is that too much to ask?
>>24572443
>74 others like this
For that fucking shit picture, they get over 74+ likes. While a picture of me and my cat got 3 likes.
>>24572281
>hating family
>wishing they'd go to work on weekends too
>sleep as much as possible
>blare music/vidya/stuff through headphones as much as possible to avoid any interaction with them
>not go out because my friends all work weekends
>not masturbate because I can't concentrate with other people in the house
Goddamnit I hate weekends. I wanna move out. Then maybe my weekends will have a purpose again.
Working night shift right now.
Support worker with adults with autism
>>24572506
>is that too much to ask?
Yes. Finish out snowy day & night pics in time or else.
Also special edition Christmas, New Years & Hogmannay pics are required.
Haven't wanked in 4 days and don't have any motivation to wank either.
>>24572575
nice one mate
>>24572443
>Goes on the offensive by calling out Anons sexual activity.
I will never understand why women do this shit
>>24572506
upload the psd please
>>24572588
Haven't wanked in two weeks nearly since I got put on citalopram, just don't feel it anymore
>>24572575
There's a special place in paradise for people like you.
Nice one mate, very nice one.
>>24572653
The special place known as Hell.
>>24572648
It comes back mate. I've been on that and ozalapine for about 4 years and you get used to it.
Chin up!
>>24572648
Can you not even get hard?
I remember being on it, it was tough as shit to keep hard and cum but the orgasms were very intense and its not like I had anything else to do
>>24572648
On Venlafaxine here and I still jerk it but it's a fucking job an a half to cum. I think at this point I only do it out of habit.
>>24572648
We should both have a wank tonight and then after that see who can last longer on nofap
>>24572653
>>24572589
It's a good job. Better than any job I had before. Every day is different, I value what I'm doing and its brought me out of my shell and increased my self esteem
>>24572612
theres the last one I uploaded for people, link should still work.
tiny url opimagepsd
>tfw your low confidence and consequent inaction causes trouble to people who don't deserve it
>>24572689
I still get morning wood and I can still get hard I just don't feel horny or anything, it's more of an inconvenience at the moment
Been drinking heavily the past few days and my coursemates smelled it on me today I felt ashamed ... Guess I'll stick to Benzos
>>24572719
not to mention you're posting with a bunch of autists here so you're basically doing the same job twice
>>24572787
this isn't a blog you faggot
>>24572841
>mcbain.jpg
>>24572849
Pretty much is a collective blog
>>24572849
no one cares about your opinions you faggot
>>24572759
Do you not fap out of boredom or routine? you might want to consider pushing through, it really was pretty sweat my legs actually shaked and everything
>>24572841
Not really. People castigate people on the internet for being "autistic" because they are socially awkward and spend too much time on the computer... the reality is a bit different. E.g. I've spent 3 weeks teaching someone to put on a pair of gloves unassisted...... but when he did it it made my day
>>24572953
Nah it's not really that. Even if I start to jack it it doesn't feel as good as it used to and I just see it as a lost cause and stop.
>>24572990
Push through man, you might have to break out the freaky shit and go hard but man its good.
>>24573031
>break out the freaky shit
giggled a bit, I'll give it a try later probably it's been a while
>I'm even alone on britfeel
>Wagekucking at 5:30am
>means i have to wake up at 3am
>didnt even get home until 8pm today though
>not even going to bother sleeping.
>>24573292
Over an hour to commute is too much man, its just not sustainable.
Had a tooth knocked out and lost a shoe. Bad night lads.
>>24573292
You chose this life so have no right to complain.
>>24573549
And what other choice is there, unless you are a paki or a woman you can't get a council house
>>24573532
that's what happens when you go out and normie
>>24573292
Why are you up so early?
why do clothes feel so shitty after washing them
>>24573684
Because they're poor quality clothes and or you're washing them incorrectly.
>>24573684
Yeah mine feel all itchy and shit too and you have to stretch out jeans again
>>24572281
Got the flu, being ill just makes me more depressed and resentful of everything. I think I'll kill myself before my 20th if things don't pan out
>>24573714
i do 30c delicate on everything
>salaryslaved all week 9-5
>weekend off
>currently getting drunk and lamenting the lack of a social life
all good lad
Just looked at my sisters report card. She's on an A or higher so far in literally every subject she's doing. Maths, history, religion, all three areas of science etc. I never got more than mediocre results. She's social and popular too.
Feeling pretty fucking inferior right now. No prizes for guessing who the favourite child is. Everything good went to her. Even being tall.
>>24573969
tfw got straight As in sixth form now i'm at Uni and failing almost everything
Just watched "The Lives of Others" lads.
Just had some mushroom soup lads
Brother moved out, he had steamshared a bunch of games and now they're gone. I was only just getting into prison architect lads.
fuck it all
>tried to sign up to therapy on some online shit
>hurr durr your have actual issues you need to call us on this number
for fuck sake what is the actual fucking point you shits
>>24572648
Fuck I remember that feel, I'd just spend like an hour fapping and nothing would happen, it was boring as fuck
>>24574157
fuck now they wiped out my progress in the form and I will have to fill it in again and tone down my responses.
Is being driven to suicide by a therapy service ironic enough yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kckKGMS98
Why haven't you guys applied?
>>24574255
Don't have talent
>tfw 4 days work in a row
how do i kill myself
>>24572420
why fear m8?
>>24572507
at least you get likes
>>24574157
>>24574231
I put in fucking massively toned down shit and its saying the same stuff, what kind of people do they think are trying to get therapy
>>24574395
Normies with 'social anxiety lol!'
>>24573969
Should have worked harder in school
>>24573969
Females get extra support, you shouldn't be surprised.
>>24574411
I am going to have to fill the first bits in a third fucking time, this is beyond ridiculous
I really want this hoodie. Throughout like the whole series you don't see the brand once. I think this is the closest I got to seeing it.
>>24574465
A lot of clothes are made for TV and are unique
>>24572849
Yes it is you total ponce. Literally all we do is moan about our lives.
>>24574438
I finally got my application to be considered through, I had to put my real answers in a free text box, now to wait for 6 months until they get back to me
>>24574633
>responding to a post over an hour old
first day on 4chan?
>>24574650
They could still see it. Plenty of people lurk these threads for hours at a time.i know i do
>>24574650
why would an hour matter?I'm here all night
>>24574650
Time has no meaning here
I had sex with a bird from work.
She fell asleep afterwards and I couldn't handle the snoring and missed my own comfy bed. I left through the front door but it took me into a locked courtyard that I couldn't escape from. Luckily there was some scaffolding. I used that to get onto the roof of a garage then dropped to the ground on the other side of the wall. Walked to town and got a taxi. Ordered a Dominos and they said it'll be two hours. I've washed my hands twice but they still smell, right up to my wrists.
Not worth it lads. Have to see her Monday and it's going to be awkward.
>>24575166
fuck you normie twat
fuck off to int
>>24575187
It was completely accidental drunken sex and it's going to be atrocious on Monday. I'm going to get a massive bollocking for sneaking off. I haven't otherwise had sex since 2013 and I've never had sex sober or had a girlfriend.
Clearly not a normie but whatever makes you feel better. She was minging if that helps.
>>24575269
>I haven't otherwise had sex since 2013
WAAAAA
go cry on reddit m8
Any britfags here go uni, is it worth it? Thinking of doing something like computer science
>>24575444
I wasted 3 years and ended dropping out now I just have tons of debt and embarrassment
>>24575491
What subject did you do?
>>24575501
Comp Sci
>>24575512
Well shit. I've been pretty on the fence about the whole thing. I know someone who did game design at uni and now he's barely surviving on self employment.but thats what you get for doing game design
Still pretty off putting though. But what else is there? Wageslavery?
>>24575546
Someone who I went to school with a long time ago who didn't go to university is now my boss, at the software shithouse I slave for.
So there's that
>>24575289
Congratulations on reading the rest of my post. It was extremely unsatisfying and I can't get the stank off my hands.
I have a job too. Sorry for the lack of trigger warnings. You have a good evening.
Wanked so much today that my balls hurt, now I don't know what else to do.
>>24575546
Also what do you think you will do once you graduate other than wageslavery?
>>24575491
You dropped out on your final year?
>>24575654
That's the big question
>>24575673
Pretty much, I stooped turning up didn't go to any of my dissertation tutorials or hand anything in
In my second and first years I had an awful attendance and barely did any of the coursework, project shit (thanks feminised education) just got by on the exams
>>24575729
Well shit, how did your parents react to you fucking up on your final year like that?
>>24575166
Should never shit where you eat m9
>>24574308
someone please just respond to me
>>24575738
I lied a lot and played down how much I fucked up, played up that I was a victim who just got messed up
They knew I was miserable from the first year but kept pushing me to stay in and basically forced me not to do what I wanted (which was leave after the first awful year gracefully)
desu they are lucky I don't kill them in their sleep, I think they sort of know this and won't ever say anything. My mum is blissful ignorant retard and my dad skirts around the issue of my 'problems' and has basically internalised that I was fucked over by the uni.
They were pretty supportive at first I got drunk and put on a bit of show when they got home from work on the 'results day'.
>>24575840
I do 5 in a row you piece of shit and I can guarantee my job is more soul crushing than your s
Petition to change the name of the thread to /normies/
[Spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>24572970
get back to work phil
>>24575840
hello boi
>>24576062
Nice failure at spoiler tags, you fucking munter
Can't decide if I want a cute gf or I want to be a cute gf.
>>24576129
That was merely part of the ruse
>>24576163
you need to get laid before you do something you'll regret
Just coughed up a tonsil stone and it smells rank.
I fucking hate these things.
>>24576163
I'm not sure if I'm actually gay or just the fact that I was molested by a guy as child and am a 23 year old virgin(if we don't count molestation rape) is destroying my mind
>>24576229
Did you take pics?
>>24576258
No, it wasn't even big enough to warrant taking one.
>>24572443
>Crying when you basically said a girl looks fat
bought it on yourself m8
>>24576173
Well played good sir
>>24575860
What do you do now then?
Someone please be my bf.
>>24576374
I'm a technical copywriter for a software company and consider suicide every hour at a minimum. I still live with my parents and will probably forever, I have no reason to move out
>>24576451
L O N N O D
N L N O D L
O N L L O N
D O L L O D
N D O N L O
O N L N O D
L O N D O D
>>24576451
piss off fagtron
>>24576510
Close enough.
When are we getting married?
>>24576451
I will totally be your bf anon
>>24576552post emailbeep
>>24576523
Sorry I was only memeing
>tfw you get a frozen chip with a black bit on it
>>24576464
Thanks for sharing anon. Your story hits close to me as I'm also last year comp sci. Haven't started ANY work despite being 2 months into it.
impossible for me to catch up now too. haven't been to any lectures/labs in 3 weeks. just sitting around eating take always waiting for me to get officially kicked out.
haven't even looked at hand in dates for stuff, must have missed multiple deadlines for assignments that i haven't even opened. met my dissertation supervisor once and ignored his emails since.
not sure what i am going to tell my parents. have a virtual hug anon.
what's it like being a technical copywriter? does sound like a cool job title, but i have no idea what you do.
>>24576659
Oh man you shouldn't be like me I'm a fuck up.
You might still be able to make it back in, get diagnosed depression at your GP if you have to.
It sucks worse than it sounds, I basically sit in silence for most of the day pretending to work, my boss can see my computer screen and I have to try to look busy.
when I actually work I write pointless shit about our crap software that no one will ever actually read.
It feels like a form of torture every minute feels so long
>>24576757
>You might still be able to make it back in, get diagnosed depression at your GP if you have to.
i already took a gap year for that after my second year. i don't think i can do it again. don't think the uni would even let me again. plus i took a gap year after college too for the same thing, it has been five years 'in uni'. i'm done with trying education. it's clearly not meant to be for me
least you got a job anon, so that is something. what are the hours and pay like?
You lads make Uni sound really grim. Glad I didn't go.
>>24576856
it's not so bad if you a content and self motivated. bonus points if you are outgoing too.
but if you are a lonely, depressed, lazy robot then it is going to feel like hell.
>>24576824
37.5 a week and everyone makes me feel bad for leaving on time, 17k a year so shit
>>24576919
>If your normie its fine if your not it isn't
>>24576966
>17k a year so shit
ouch, yep you won't be leaving home any time soon with that salary.
have another virtual hug m8, i'll be joining you soon. only a matter of time before uni get on my case and throw me out. probably when i don't hand any of my big christmas assignments in
>>24577034
They never really threw me out I guess they needed to keep taking in the shekels
>>24576919
>but if you are a lonely, depressed, lazy robot then it is going to feel like hell.
That's exactly what I am so I made the right choice.
>>24577084
well in that case i'll be sat eating take aways till may next year. i'm going to get so fucking fat.
i don't even have the motivation to leave the flat to get food so it's just pizza or burgers everyday. i only stop as i worry the people in reception of the student halls can see i order everyday and never leave the halls. so I order 3-4 days in a row and then stop for a day where i don't eat anything that day, then start the cycle again
>>24575289
>Sorry for the lack of trigger warnings
lel
btw, it'll only be awkward if you make it awkward, just act normally and as long as she does it'll be fine
>tfw you just want to post in detail about your specific problems but are afraid someone will recognize you on here and dont want to waste your time in case no one actually helps
I fucking hate life at the moment and its not getting better
>>24577210
reply was meant for >>24575610
>>24577238
Post it mate. It's almost 4 in the morning, no one up at this time is looking to judge.
>>24577238
No one cares who you are
Can't stop eating lads
>had a wank an hour ago
>horny again
when will this end
9pm, looking for a film to torrent, having a beer, gonna get a kebab later
lay down for a split second, fall asleep
wake up at 3:37, and to make matters work had a really vivid dream about wagekeking so now its like i worked all night as well as all day too
>>24577373
I know this feel. Having a comfy night planned then waking up practically the next morning.
>>24576163
being a cute gf is definitely better
The night is still young.
>>24577537
that's not always an option though.
if it was, everyone would be qt and tumblr's world view would come to fruition
>>24577578
Nearly 4am mate
>>24577609
if I fall asleep now I'll be asleep all day
I'm going to get rickets at this rate
>feeling good
>feeling hope
>go to sleep
>have one of the worst nightmares I've ever had
>now awake after 3 hours sleep and can't go back
>>24577514
It's fucking shit, 2am would have been ok I could have gone and got a kebab and caught the off licence before it closed but 3+ is just shit.
>>24577582
true, the rest of us just have to suffer then
still eating lads.
they're tastier than i expected
>>24577750
What did you dream about?
Came back home from uni for a night because I missed my mates and a cetain night out we do, now sat at home smashed listenoingmto Radiohead
/comfy/
>>24577810
I finally had someone, a partner, and then found out they were cheating on me with 3 others and they didn't even give a fuck, and I thought we were in love and stuff. It was the most torn up I've ever been.
>>24577890
Fuck man, I'd say the more tangible shit like that is far worse than your more abstract or fantastical nightmares. Hope you're able to put it behind you.
>>24577890
This'll probably happen if you ever do find a partner. At least now you know.
>>24577950
Give me shit like spiders, dying in horrible ways or crazy fucked up dreams any day, you're definitely right about these things being worse. It felt so god damn real to me. I'm just going to try and do whatever till I can go back to sleep.
>>24577981
Not liking the sound of this.
>>24577981
>Le bitter anon
>>24578141
I'm not bitter at all. Just trying to warn anon what would happen to him. It's inevitable.
>>24578176
It isn't 'inevitable' though, it may have happened to you in whatever rekationships you've had but that doesn't mean it's going to happen to anyone else who's ever going to have one
>>24578176
>>24578258
It's okay guys, chances are I'm not getting into a relationship.
>>24578258
Whatever you say, buckaroo.
