>What dude? You're sad because you don't have a girlfriend? Why don't you just get one then?
>>24572278
H-h-ha ha I forgot it's t-that easy
>>24573056
haha yeah i forgot it was that easy thanks chad you always know what to say man
*slowly reaching for revolver*
>Bro this is what you do, you speak to her at a house party, then when you're at the club just dance with her and then boom! Go for the make out bro!
>>24572278
oh right w-what, fool of me im so dumb eh? *and then i turn on my c4*
>just be yourself bra. Womenz love confidence.
all you gotta do is say hi man
its so easy
like how do you not have a gf lmao
works for me every time
haha just relax and do it
I'm not sad because of a girl, I'm sad because I'm depressed.
>>24573985
>Just cheer up bro! It works! Trust me!
>You just gotta improve yourself. Change the way you dress, lift weights, change the way you talk, read some self-help books, be confident, go outside, get plastic surgery, get a good job, get a car, get your own place, get some friends, be confident, pick up some normal hobbies, go join a club or a team, get off 4chan etc.
>You have such a great personality, you could get any girl you wanted anon
>you gotta be confident brah, works every time trust me mang
>>24573985
Have you tried praying to Allah? Maybe what's missing in your life are the beautiful and peaceful teachings of the true profit Mohammed.
>allahu akbar bro, just allahu akbar
>Just be bro.
if you fags are so obsessed with magic buttons why don't you just study pickup?
>>24572278
People like this are basically a 1-man ISIS recruitment drive
>>24574675
Holy fuck. I wish I was pretty like that boy.
>>24572278
TB H, fat girls are really easy. Ugly ones especially. You robots just want a fit stacey so you won't even consider making a sub-stacey tier woman your girlfriend.
>>24575436
>implying people give two shits about me
>implying i'm not invisible for everyone around me
>implying an invisible man can attract any woman
Keep rationalizing my life, i'm sure you'll find something that will allow you to bust my balls
>>24575436
you say this but whenever I go out 90% of all girls seems to decently attractive non-fat girls, is there no hope?
>>24575436
Ugly ones actually have higher standards because they've spent their whole life in a bubble of "ur so bewtiful never settle!! xoxoxo"
>>24575436
Nope. I've literally never had a woman interested in me. I was damn near raised by girls in HS, too I know what it looks like when they're interested and I've always just been the boring background element and never caught anyone's eye. Been outright rejected all 9 serious times I've tried in my life as well. No ugly or fat girls, no "stacies," nothing.
I used to be all angry and shit and questioned why, but that got old. Now it's just another aspect of me. Something funny I can do is win bets about not being able to pick up some random bar chick every once in a while.
>>24572278
Because fuck yiu thats why.
>>24574682
>Righteous Muslim woman selflessly assisting a white handicapped woman
literally fucking pandering. propaganda.
the appeal to emotion is real.
>>24575496
I don't want to bust your balls man. I do want to give you advice. Move to heeney, CO. Seriously, you will fucking love it. It's a little backwoodsy though
>>24575436
>fat girls are really easy
They're worst than other women in every way, literally the most entitled and arrogant
>>24575436
How about 80% of women shouldn't go for tall attractive arrogant males?
>>24575684
What did Yiu ever do to you?
>>24575757
Stop telling people to move to Colorado, you and they are ruining our housing market.
>>24575757
>fucking fat bitches in Colorado
Sign me up
>>24572278
C-can't you be my boyfriend instead?
>>24575436
>implying I'm not insanely insecure about my 3 inch dick to talk to ANY woman
