How /fit/ are you robots?
The opposite
A skeleton
That guys arms look at least as big as my legs
>>24572266
You'll have the last laugh when he dies of a heart attack at 45
Last time I posted my body I was told I'm "almost dadbod".
Basically I'm too skinny to be builtfat, too athletic to be skinnyfat and not athletic or skinny enough to be ottermode.
slightly overweight but with almost athlete like legs.
everyone always freaks out when they see my legs
>>24572241
Until a few months ago I've always been pretty slender and even developed a tiny bit of muscle at one point. Recently though I've let myself go a lot and I've put on like 3-4 stone in a year. I've started having palpitations and mild chest pains occasionally too. I'm only 20
>>24572241
Faggot bodybuilder with no neck. One punch in the head would destroy him.
>>24572287
>Being healthy means you'll die sooner.
I thought robots were supposed to be smart.
Not at all. I'm not capable of achieving long term goals.
>>24572340
having that big of arms coupled with that extreme leanness usually points to gear..
>>24572303
In short, a fat shit.
>>24572241
Lift but not too seriously, look good during the summer, lanky during the winter.
>>24572241
Why does literally everyone look like this now?
Guys all have the same haircut and do high volume curl routines because "muh biceps bro!" And "I lift I'm such a badass lol"
Jesus Christ the normie world is shit
>>24572362
He's not on gear
It only takes 3-4 to achieve that body
Stop making excuses
>>24572550
>3-4 years
By then I'll be out of college
What's the point of lifting if you can't bang hit college chicks in their prime?
>>24572390
I'm not fat at all. I'm just not skinny. I've got normal flab but with some muscle. I do a decent amount of work out.
>>24572582
> college girls won't exist when I'm out of college
How can you be this retarded?
>>24572582
If you know what to do and do it properly it seriously only takes 2 months to get generally big. Who fucking cares anyways anon just go watch Chinese cartoons it's more comfy
>>24572550
>3-4 months
He does splits and no deads if that's the case.
>>24572613
No, you're just fat, and you won't post pics because you're an insecure fat shit.
Therefore, just stop arguing.
>>24572241
Somehow builtfat oly lifter, big traps and upper legs but rather weak arms and upper back. 95 Snatch / 120 C&J / 150 FS / 175 BS. Still an unconfident virgin loser.
>>24572747
Jesus fucking christ. Yeah I'm such a fatass.
>>24572831
Your muscle to fat ratio is immensely low - you're fat.
Used to work out, then I became poor and depressed.
>>24572831
FATTY IDENTIFIED
>>24572865
I just got done eating some pie, though. My belly looks flat under a shit, too.
>>24572905
Look at the arms, robot. The arms never lie.
And those are not muscle on your arms.
>>24572874
>>24572865
lmao stop trolling him, he's probably like 13-15% bodyfat. he looks too skinny to me actually, he should eat more and lift heavier weight to gain some mass
>>24572940
Being over 10% body fat with no lean muscle mass means you're just fat.
>>24572905
Yeah, I can tell you love pie.
>>24572867
Probably because you stopped working out famsquad
>>24572940
He should work out and do his first cut after 8 months.
>>24572930
The muscle is here.
>>24572241
I'm a fat fuck, but I have normal BP, low cholesterol, and more endurance than a lot of skinny people. I don't drink sodas or eat fast food. I don't smoke or drink alcohol either. I just can't stop eating dem carbs. Everything worth living for is a carb; pasta, baguettes, rice, tortilla chips, etc. Fuck your greens. Man can and should live on bread alone.
>>24572969
not really, in a shirt he would look like just another skinny dude
you're deluded. to normal people, you aren't "fat" until you have a gut sticking out past your jeans and mantits
he should bulk slow, he has too little mass to cut. he would look like a skeleton.
I am 260lb sack of shit. Yes, my shoulders and back are wide, like some fucking wardrobe but that's no excuse.
>>24572969
>this is what /fit/fags believe
He's average at worst
>>24572969
I almost never eat pie desu senpai.
>>24572972
Just lend me 30$ and I'll start working out again. Not to mention that I'm 24, I have this paranoid notion that I never will be able to gain muscles again.
AM I FAT?
I-I've been working out. Some ppeople have n-n..noticed...
>>24572287
Wait, what ?
Oh, l get it, you see someone that actually lifts and immediately think that he used steroids. Sorry for your insecurities bro
>>24573038
Disguised "look at my cock" pic.
>>24572999
We're not normal people and his shirt is not his body. What are you even trying to argue here?
>hur dur hed look normal id dont mean he fat if he can hide it under a shirt he a good boy
>>24572988
Wrong pic?
>>24573038
keep increasing your lifts and eating man, you don't really have enough muscle mass to cut and look any kind of good
>>24573038
how many pushups can you do in one try
>>24573038
skinny fat
you are not skinny enough to be a skeletor, not enough muscle mass to be /fit/, and not fat enough to really be considered overweight
keep going anon. you're doing well.
>>24573067
It's just hard to tell from the angle. My thighs are made of steel.
>>24573024
Keep rejoicing in being average you lazy shit.
>>24572668
>If you know what to do and do it properly it seriously only takes 2 months to get generally big.
Are you joking or 5'0"?
>5'9 manlet here
I'm somewhat fit because I didn't want to look like a skinny child forever, but then I realized I would just look like a jacked up kid and stopped giving a fuck.
Seriously, what's the point of working out when you haven't grown one inch since you were 14 ? My shirts from when I was in 9th grade still fit me perfectly. Feels bad, man.
>>24573098
>I cycle and run sometimes my legs are le made of steel
No. Come back when you can squat 330 pounds of steel.
>>24572241
Decently /fit/ I would say, I think I'd be ottermode if I lost a little weight. I don't work out much (only do some bodyweight stuff and I don't watch my diet) but people have called me buff
>dat feel when no gf
>>24573104
>implying being muscular is better than being average
>>24572241
skinny fat. 5'9.5" and 157 pounds. i need to cut down to 142 pounds or so, then ill just be skinnyish. i want to start lifting once i move to a real city with a 24 hour gym.
>>24573038
You're not fat, and you're pretty strong. It's up to you if you think the loss of body mass is worth the lower bodyfat%. Most people in western countries now see lower weight as "weak" rather than "healthy" so you're following the trend nicely.
>>24573104
I don't care. Enjoy being a robot but with making extra work for yourself.
>>24573152
You know you're a fucking manlet when you write your height like this
>5'9.5"
pick fucking relatedafter the traffic accident. got hit by a car while riding a motorcycle. doctor said that belly actualy kept my guts inside
>>24573128
My legs are made of functional muscle, not aesthetic muscle.
Also yeah I run sometimes, if you consider being able to run 42km "sometimes".
>>24573142
what the fuck are you chads doing here? this is robot area, btfo
>>24573144
Of course it is. You have greater physical resitance to trauma, a healthy cardiovascular system, can help people or yourself in situations where heavy things need to be lifted and a better work ethic.
Other things include, that due to the still very primal nature of this society, you get greater respect and even intimidate weaker men.
Plus increased sex appeal.
But you need not worry about that, you don't really do anything at all.
>>24573192
jesus christ what the fuck man that's some horror movie shit
>>24573189
my driver's license says 5'10" but i'm really 5'9.5" just being true to my manlet roots and giving my real height.
>>24573212
>increased sex appeal
Yeah if you're fucking homosexual.
>>24573192
Good thing you don't need to take your shirt off when fucking prostitutes, you're basically a walking horror movie villain.
>>24573194
Running endurance is like 20% muscle mass, rest is cardiovascular endurance.
If your muscle is so functional, can it move 330 pounds of steel?
And I agree that you do not have aesthetic muscle, though.
>>24573192
Ouch anon
Is it recent?
>>24573192
HOLY SHIT I hope you get better soon, anon. Did you sue their asses?
>>24573247
Why is /fit/ so hostile and passive aggressive?
>>24573247
In what kind of world is moving 330 pounds of steel "functionality"?
Tell me a single every day life moment that would require that amount of effort.
>>24573229
>women aren't attracted to muscle
Maybe you're the homosexual here, knowing so little about the opposite sex.
I get rejected because of pointy knees.
>>24573287
Nah, I just fell for the /fit/ meme once and all I got were dudes asking me "woah dude where do you work out? how much do you bench" etc. While girls were all over some skinny fags with abs.
>>24573281
they're all manlets
Anyone under 5'10 here that is lifting ?
Why are you manlets even bothering, seriously ? you will just look like a kid on steroids.
i'm not fit, i'm just wide and can push some weight
i have 40 pounds to lose before looking aesthetic
>>24573070
I'm the first guy who responded and said he was a skeleton. I can do like 10 in a row :thumbsup:
Man I used to box and be really fit then what happened. Oh right depression
>>24573211
>me
>chad
top kek
i'm one of the biggest losers on this shithole
>>24573281
Any hostility perceived by you is merely your interpretation of being confronted about your insecurities.
>>24573286
The only functionality muscle has is moving things around. The heavier things it can move, the more functional it is. Simple.
>>24573312
Abs are a sign of muscle definition - i.e. visibility, if you're not defined women obviously won't find you attractive when you just look like a fat fuck.
>>24573334
Now you also have a shrinked brain. You can thank depression for that too. Fuck this gay life.
>>24572582
>implying college girls dont drop their panties twice as fast for a fit older guy with a career
weak ass excuses, big suprise. I can smell your B.O. from here fatty
>>24573347
>Any hostility perceived by you is merely your interpretation of being confronted about your insecurities.
I'm a separate anon. /fit/ consistently behaves like a pack of broads.
>And I agree that you do not have aesthetic muscle, though.
Sounds like it was snatched right from my sister's mouth
>>24573347
I used to have abs. Also shoulders, pecs, etc. That didn't stop me from being a huge beta, tho.
>The only functionality muscle has is moving things around
ok
>>24573347
You're a worthless fuck that should've been aborted and your mom is a stupid whore that used to drink while she was pregnant with you so that's why you ended up so retarded.
>I'm not actually being hostile here, it's just your insecurities, m9. You wouldn't understand anyway
>>24572831
you're certainly not fat but not one part of you looks remotely developed tbqhwu
>>24573221
Like the shit wasn't bad before, it just got worse. But I'm glad it ended like this. The other possible result was a hose coming out from cut guts and ending in a shitbag strapped to my waist.
>>24573245
Man, I never had a gf. Now even whores will run away from me :/
>>24573248
Yeah, it happened early at September.
>>24573257
Thanks anon. Police began a prosecution against that cager. It's still being investigated but he might get jailed for it.
>>24573450
I never said I was developed or anything. Just being not fat is good enough for me, that's what the pretty face is for.
>>24573400
Your sister is motivating your, respect her.
>>24573413
Of course muscles won't make you alpha, they just make the transition easier.
>>24573433
Nice ad hominem, I am now convinced of my flawed ways.
>>24573346
Look at my post here>>24573192
You are a fucking chad, no reason to dwell here amongst us.
>>24573533
>they just make the transition easier
Unless you look like some Hulk freakshow.
>>24573555
Being a chad is a trait of the mind, not the body.
>>24573565
That's not a thing that just happens willy nilly.
>>24573591
You can't be a chad without a look to justify it.
You can't be a chad when you are aware what you are.
I lift but only functional strength exercises like squats, deadlifts, bench press, and bent over rows. The only thing that matters is my ability to use my well developed posterior chain to deliver lethal amounts of kinetic energy to a singular point.
>>24573695
>You can't be a chad without a look to justify it.
You can.
>You can't be a chad when you are aware what you are.
That's a property of the mind.
>>24573555
i have no friends
i have social phobia
i barely leave my house
how am i chad again
>>24573347
>nu fit
You act like a cunty faggot and most other /fit/izens do too. I remember being on /fit/ when zyzz posted, it used to be "we're all gonna make brah", now its manorexic retards acting like catty teenage girls.
Fuck it seems like you cunts are only on /fit/ because you're so fucking mean spirited, stupid, and dyel you're fucking terrified to post anywhere where you'll have a fucking name and body attached to what you say.
FUCK YOU FOR RUINING /FIT/ YOU CUNT.
