>women aren't funny
Things virgins say for 500$
>>24570293
i say this often, im a virgin, this is no trolling,
but prove me wrong.
no honestly do it fgt!
good luck nigger
>>24570323
>>24570293
both of you kill yourselves
>>24570293
>I'm not a virgin on /r9k/
>>24570293
They're just less funny. Much, much, much less.
>>24570293
>Women are actually funny
I'll have Things Retards Say for 100 Alex.
>>24570293
>I HAVE A LOT OF CASUAL SEX WITH STRANGERS
>MUH VAGINA
So funny man
>H-Honey, if I'm a good little C U C K today can I suck the cum out of your pussy when Tyrone and Jamal are done fucking you tonight? N-No? O-Okay dear...
Things OP says for $500
>>24570293
Well the vast, vast majority are not, so it's understandable to think that. Only one woman has ever been able to make me consistently laugh.
There's a girl in one of my class who's kinda funny, but she's seems like a degenerate whore
>>24570293
Just got done fapping to this bitch on pornhub desu
>>24570399
...why is that the first place you go? Keep your fetish to your self, little buddy
>>24570451
Only degenerate whores (girls with no self-respect) and butch dyke lesbians are funny.
>>24570293
great thread OPyou fagging faggot
>>24570293
There are precisely four funny women in the world.
>That fat one who played the vicar of dibley
>That fat one with the short hair who sometimes was on mock the week
>Sue Perkins and Mel
DUDE VAGINA LMAO
>>24570343
PROVE ME WRONG I SAID; YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women can be funny
But female stand ups can't
>>24570293
The only funny women are ones who look bad with their clothes off.
Women can be funny, men can be funny
Men have more reason to become funny, and therefore there are much more funny men than there are funny women
Obvious b8 thread but I'm not one to turn down an opportunity to point obvious shit out to people who agree with me
>>24571507
A shower is an odd place to leave a fridge
>>24571570originalshitshitfucktherobot
>>24571507
Kek I'm a guy and I have more curves then her.
>>24571660
It's gross right? I thought she was funny and charming and a little bit cute, until I saw that bullshit.
>>24571660
pics? i wanna see your curves. with my dick.
>>24571474
THIS. Excellently stated.
There are some good female comic writers, and some presenters who are naturally quite funny.
But somehow they are all shit at stand up.I kinda like Joe Brand tho. She isn't a try hard.
>>24571507
oy vey, there is a jew in the shower.
>>24571734
jo brand is all making fun of her failed marriage and her saggy old lady body.
women can't do comedy that isn't based on their gender.
agreed tho, jo isn't intolerable.
>if you disagree with me you're a virgin
Eric, simply eric
>>24570293
>virgin shaming
Things whores do
I have legit never met a funny woman and ps im not virgin
Ps rate 14 year old me
>>24571882
Anon, what the shit are you doing? Get your internet training wheels back on before you fall and fuck yourself up.
>>24570293
>Women using sex as a weapon against men
Typical resort by every butthurt woman ever.
>>24571929
Am I the only one who thinks the intros to crazy train and slow ride sound a little bit TWO similar?
>>24571882
>I have legit never met a funny woman and ps im not virgin
Holy fuck, THIS.
>>24571839
Yes, you called for me?
>>24572073
>>24572102
they are simply not funny, kk?
