Why don't white people season their food?
>inb4: i see one bite of pepper so there is seasoning
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Why don't blacks bathe?
>>24570119
Because it's not made out of Dog or Cat, like ethnic food.
>in route
I mean it's pretty clear he's retarded so w/e.
>>24570119
Because people who know how to cook know that you season under the skin so that it absorbs straight into the meat.
>>24570144
http://angryasiangirlsunited.tumblr.com/post/133983438066/um-really#notes
>not brineing it the day before
>Not seasoning it under the skin
>not stuffing the cavity with onions, rosemary, and bayleafs, and garlic
>Not using poultry seasoning
>not sticking it in the oven legs facing the back of the oven
>not closing the legs with metal wire
>not letting it room temp
>>24570129
I'd like you to notice the existance of repeating digits in my post's GET
>>24570119
It's a turkey. You can't just put herbs on the skin and be like "fo fo there I seasoned it", you've got to at least start by brining it. Anything that you want to season it with right at cook time needs to be injected, or at least put under the skin.
Why can't niggers read cookbooks?
name one piece of african cuisine that has spread outside of africa.
>>24570199
>not knotting it because ur a dog woof woof
>>24570199
>he doesn't butterfly his turkey
top pleb
>>24570318
>African
In other words, not Arab / Middle Eastern, you retards.
>>24570173
>>24570199
>>24570281
so cacs can't into seasoning then?
kek
>>24570547
Okay shitskin, dump whatever the fuck you want on it, it still won't taste like anything.
>>24570119
>putting seasoning over the skin
everyone knows you put your turkey seasoning under the skin! A little thyme, some sprigs of rosemary, a bit of salt and pepper. That's going to be one fucking delicious turkey, I tell you whuat.
>>24570627
>put in directly after he bought it from walmart
tasty
>>24570281
Fyi Brining any poultry is a huge pro tip. Easily brings your chicken wing game up 3 lvls
>>24570119
White people cooking is atrocious
>Go to white kids house
>His mum serves ketchup on toast
>Ketchup on toast
>Fucking ketchup on toast
>Have white lodger
>He oven bakes chicken breast fillets
>No seasoning
>No foil
>It comes out burnt and dry every time
>I tell the guy to use a grill and he gives me a blank stare
He also eats raw broccoli. White people, how did you take over the world?
>>24570695
>Ketchup on toast
that's just poverty
>>24570584
>shitskin
We don't use words like that here.
>>24570318
Well none because it's weird as fuck but not all black people are African. In case you haven't noticed Caribbean cuisine is one of the most popular in the world.
>Had African lodger before the white lodger
>She cooked fish and chicken together
>She put the cooked fish and chicken in the same bowl as the raw fish and chicken
So anyway here's my list of people who can cook
>Caribbeans
>Indians
>Chinese
>Arabs
>Mexicans
>>24570850
had a Puerto rican neighbor who came over and fucking flipped his wig that I was making homemade spaghetti sauce
gave him some and he paid me to cook it for him so he could pass it off like he made it to a girl he had coming over
cooking is in the family not the race
>>24570695
>He also eats raw broccoli. White people, how did you take over the world?
They made the slaves do all their cooking
>>24570850
>not east asians
>>24570119
Sorry it's not doused in
>pig entrails and chili powder
>pig entrails and collard greens
>pig bones and hoisin sauce
>>24570119
Turkey doesn't need seasoning to taste good.
>>24571261
This.
I'd understand if it was pork, chicken or fish. But Turkey is known for being just turkey. This is coming from a hispanic family who's parent is a professional chef. At most the skin got a little flavor, but it was just fresh turkey and some gourmet gravy.
too many poopskins on /r9k/
your skin is literally the color of poop
it comes out of butts
think about that, poopskins
White people lived in a temperate climate so they did not need anti-microbial agents to make food safe to eat.
>>24571547
and that makes it taste good how?
>>24571581
It's like the difference between the beginning of the month when your mom receives her government sugar handouts, and the end of the month, when you have to drink your Fla-vor-aid without sugar.
>>24571468
I'll make sure he does
>>24571329
Turkey has the nastiest flavor of any meat. even when i was a kid I could tell by how shitty hot dogs were which were Turkey dogs etc
>>24570119
most white people season a little bit. black people food tastes good but it's literally all salt or sugar. that's why they're all fat fucks
>>24571659
why do baitposters think it's acceptable to have saved interracial fetish porn on their computers?
>>24571678
It literally tastes like chicken except the flavor is a tad stronger and it has a bit more fat.
>>24570119
Why don't trees grow leaves? Lel only birds grow leaves. Fucking trees man. Oh also, dem trees been oppressin us an sheeit.
This is basically the kind of logic this shit is playing on.
Why do blacks use wash cloths? Are they worried about touching their disgusting skin with their bare hands?
>>24570119
>in route
god this shit pisses me off
Why can't whitey handle the bantz?
>>24571811
What the fuck are you rambling on about, you fucking retard?
>>24570695
goddamn my sisters white friend tried cooking for us and will be the last time she does. she cooked only the surface of the chicken but the insides were still pink like wtf
>>24571906
White People can cook and niggers can't cook worth a damn, yet they keep claiming White People can't cook in all these stupid thanksgiving with White families posts. It's not even funny because it's like claiming that whales are better at flying than albatrosses. It's the total opposite of reality. It's like the nigger tendency to claim that Whites are always shooting each other when they commit about half the violent crime in this country even though they're 12% of the population and black on black crime is BY FAR the largest race pairing in crime.
>>24570119
>in route
i bet this dickhead also talks about "waiting on line"
>>24570119
Why do black people think you need to completely encrust everything in salt and lard and more salt for it to be considered "seasoned"?
Why do blacks think overloading food like that makes up for their inability to cook?
Helpful hint, blacks: there are other ways to cook besides deep frying in Crisco.
>>24572027
So salty, just like white people food, kek.
>>24572145
Again, this makes the total opposite of sense. Niggers eat nothing but greasy shit covered in salt and sugar. White People can actually cook. What you're doing right now is like calling me "Honkey". You think you're winning some kind of victory, but nobody's actually insulted because it's nonsense. All you're doing is being confusing.
>>24572196
I'm pretty sure that anon is white as well.
>>24572247
I figured. Still. The entire premise makes no sense when Africans cook the worst of anyone on Earth, regardless of where they live. It'd be like if Europeans went around the world and started accusing Africans, Indians and Abos that they were "too White". It just makes no fucking sense. It's like the pot calling the fucking sun black.
>>24572027
african americans can cook better than white americans
>>24572332
Sure they can. Give one food that doesn't include chicken, some kind of greens, maize or barbecue or some literally African shit like okra or watermelon.
>>24572363
>give one food that cant be food
alright timmy
>>24570695
>White people, how did you take over the world?
By being more intelligent than you - while you were in the stone age we were keking you with gunpowder and hardened steel armor.
>>24570818
>We don't use words like that here.
Yes we do.
>>24572320
>It's like the pot calling the fucking sun black.
I don't quite understand this
I mean, the sun is a black body, as it absorbs 100% of light that enters it, but I don't think thats what you mean
>>24572418
>>24572432
>samefagging
Fucking kek whitey can't take the bantz
>>24572418
I'll take a decent meal over gunpowder whitey.
>>24572403
I named literally SIX fucking items. You just proved my point. Niggers can't cook shit. But oh no, it's White People with the limited repertoire. I can come up with six of my own recipes off the top of my head. We can make baked goods, pasta, all sorts of deserts, personally I don't eat meat, but Whites can cook more than simply chicken and barbecue, which is more than can be said for niggers, cheeses, candies and confections and vegetarian dishes are nearly limitless and could include beans, lentils, chickpeas, rice, etc, etc. But again, what do niggers make? Greasy meat and greens. HO-LEE SHIT Dem niggas sho dun showed up us White folk!
Kek
>>24572196
>Niggers eat nothing but greasy shit covered in salt and sugar
Last time I checked McDonalds was run by a white person
I'm French and your cooking must be pretty awful if you can get roasted by spicy soup drinkers and rice/beans/pork nigs.
>>24571468
>poopskins
kek'd and rek'd
>>24572502
Then why does your food suck so bad? Literally name a decent nigger food. I want to hear this. And really seriously, you can't name anything with chicken because god damn.
>>24572540
Yeah but it's main customers are groids. Also, yep that's about the level of gourmet nig food.
>>24572517
>adding kek to the end of your post to make it seem funny
tragic my family
>>24571804
>It literally tastes like chicken except the flavor is a tad stronger and it has a bit more fat.
Bodybuilder here. Chicken has more fat than turkey, but also more protein.
having a job leaves less time to brine and season
>>24572517
>We can make baked goods
Woop de fuckin doo you can mix flour and water. White pride! Much achievement! FYI we can bake too. Pic related
>>24572559
I'm not attempting anything. I'm laughing at you, not with you.
>>24572502
>I'll take a decent meal over gunpowder whitey.
That's why you were literally our property for hundreds of years, until we decided we didn't want lazy dindunuffins.
>>24572619
This literally just looks like a fruitcake. A storebought one at that.
Still waiting for someone to show me one of these glorious We Wuz Kingz n Sheeit meals that niggers are so famous for.
>>24572554
>butthurt cracker
Face it your food is shit, your music is shit, your comedy is shit, your fashion is shit, your sports are shit, you're shit.
>"B-but we win wars! We can do math!"
But you can't live life. You're like that autistic kid who knows the birthday of every emperor but doesn't know basic life skills such as wiping his own ass
>Shitskin "food"
>>24572804
Fucking delicious
>>24572801
So where's the nigger feast? I keep hearing about how great this food of yours is, but While I could post "disgusting White People food" all day, what have you got? Seriously, what have you got that wasn't from one of the previous six categories I mentioned?
>nigs and gringos fighting
Kek. Latinos have the superior meals.
>>24572896
>beans and pig feces
>superior
back to the hole pablo
>implying European food is not the pinnacle of cuisine
every chef worth his salt knows French and Italian cooking, not to mention all the greatly varied and flavorful dishes from Spain, Greece, Austria, Switzerland, etc. even the oft maligned cuisine of Britain gave us top tier cheeses and desserts enjoyed all over the world. whereas all niggers know how to make are the Southern recipes white people taught them and diarrhea stews which are always either under or over spiced
>>24572801
>American football and basketball are the only two sports in the world
Sure thing Nigger
>mfw yuropoors will never understand turkey
>GOAT national cuisines (world-renowned)
french
italian
>breddy gud, would eat often tier
mexican
japanese
polish
>probably a bit too spicy but not bad tier
indian
southeast asian
middle eastern
>bland-but-at-least-it's-edible tier
american
british islands
german
peruvian
>too much rotting shit tier
korean
norwegian
swedish
>yuck tier
carribean
vegan
>>24570119
White people invented cooking faggot
why do you think niggers still eat grasshoppers? Alsop why do you think the americas were discovered? SPICES NIGGER
>>24573095
>american food
>edible
WE WUZ CHEFS
>>24572965
American football is a work of art. I'm sorry that your inferior white genes made you too weak to participate in any meaningful numbers.
>>24572945
>snails
>fish dumped on newspaper
>salty cabbage
>pinnacle of cuisine
>>24572966
>understand turkey
Are you a druid or a disney princess? How the fuck do you communicate with animals?
I wonder why...
Hmmmmm
It must be white people just being terrible again.
>>24573158
WE WUZ KUCKS
>>24573160
american football is rugby for pussies
and that is our peasant food, which btw has been adopted by american niggers as it was the only food they had access to. plus, it's still better than anything from sub saharan africa
>>24573095
You think the UK is on teir with the US?
Are you high? UK has the most bland and shitty food on the planet, everyone was just aching to get the fuck off of that shitty ass island and would rather take their chances on new foreign sunshining land than live there.
Plus you boil everything
UK is next to vegan because you wouldn't know what animal it came out of anyway by the time they finished cooking it.
>>24573233
What are you trying to tell us, Sambo?
>>24573180
Damn this is funny, keep posting anon.
>>24573217
Nice picture, retard.
>>24573244
WE WUZ MALARIA
>>24573095
how dare you put peruvian in bland tier
>>24573342
Thanks, I most definitely will!
>>24570119
Tom Rodgers is a fag, disregard everything he says and does.
I stuck some homemade sage butter under my bird's skin. Best turkey I've ever had.
>>24570119
I'm white and I season my food because growing up my family never fucking used any and dinner always sucked.
>>24573386
WE WUZ FAGS
>>24573452
>assblasted nigger misusing maymays
wew lad
>>24572452
I don't think you understand how light or the sun works
>>24570135
More importantly, where are the black dads during thanksgiving?
>average white woman
>>24573500
>misuse
I have turned your weapon against you. It's clearly working judging by your madness
>>24573656
her shadow looks like a fatass geodude, kek
What upsets me the most is that Americans think white americans represent all white people.
Kill yourselves amerikeks
>>24573819
>pokemon
people still play this?
Except that's wrong.
>>24570850
Confirmed illiterate.
>>24572801
>Face it your food is shit, your music is shit, your comedy is shit, your fashion is shit, your sports are shit, you're shit.
Confirmed troll.
>There's good food beyond fried chicken, try it sometime before your 'beetus forces you to live off of Soylent Green.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JqLrKtIIwc
>'muhfuggin dick thug grandma' isn't funny, go research actual comedy
>See: any ornate Western dress
>All relevant sports are white
>>24573095
>german
>bland
Why do shitskins fell the need to make everything taste the same? You don't even know what a fucking carrot tastes like anymore, all you know is chilies, cumin, and maybe cloves.
>>24574020
normie its time for you to leave
>>24574048
>this upset
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>>24572966
Dumb animeposter
blox
Because they come from a culture of violence and opression that slaughtered the native americans, subjects black bodies to police brutality and cultural appropriation, and is blind with privilege and power. BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER! REMEMBER MIKE BROWN
>>24570695
I'm white and unironically love raw broccoli. I didn't realize it was a thing.
>>24574439
It's not. The dude's family is obviously poor.
>>24570119
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
>awww lawd, you know I get gassy after all them collard greens and macaroni.
>>24570910
I agree with this, its in the family and not the race. I'm puerto rican and white and most of my family can cook fairly well, but even their attempt at 'white food' comes out tasting good because of hispanic seasoning
>>24574599
Fucking stinky ass nigger needs a white baby in her womb
apparently Waspy hamptonites = all white people
>>24570695
>go to nigger's house
>get shot
>>24574701
black people are actually known for their hospitality
>>24570119
Ridiculous. Not even a mirepoix? Tragic.
>>24570119
because turkeys are stuffed, brined, or seasoned between the skin and the meat, not given a fucking BBQ dry rub you imbecile
>>>/ck/
>>24574721
Yeah that's what black people are known for
Their hospitality
>>24575395
what do you think black people are known for?
>>24575395
Outside of /pol/ and in normal society there's a stereotype about black people being hospitable. You can see it on movies whenever a different race character goes into a black person's house. If it's not a troubled home you can expect to see a jolly old woman cooking and friendliness from the whole family.
They did until it wasn't hot shit anymore because peasants could do it too.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/03/26/394339284/how-snobbery-helped-take-the-spice-out-of-european-cooking
>>24572801
this can't even name one good food nigger
Came to this thread to laugh at the salty creepy ass crackas.
:3
Seasoning hurts when it gets in your dick hole
>>24570584
kekasian detected
>>24577903
That dick is pretty brown though
White people put fucking mayo on everything
They literally can't get enough of their own white blandness
>>24572418
Lmao, he mad
>>24570119
You know we brine turkeys, right?
it's probs been soaked in a brine for the last 8 hours, and will be served with sauce.
>>24572619
oh my god, is that a hot cross bun loaf?
Your average r9k/pol whiteboy during thanksgiving
https://youtu.be/TUCUsNx1HTs
>>24580264
That's pretty magnificent.
>>24573656
So gross, dude.
