What do you want for Christmas, /r9k/?
A brand new john cena actk-shi-un figure
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autism cure
a really cute girl with a really cute butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI&t=4m47s
To get enough money to be above average without having to work at all for my entire life
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for someone to mug/murder me. it be kinda like killing myself but instead of my folks crying over what I've done they'd be pissed and would want justice. either way i leave this world and my existence would be forgotten
I want a cute robot to pat me on the head, hug me and tell me that everything is going to be ok.
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To be rid of my depression
To be normal, or to sleep and never wake up again
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a gf that will love me and not be a feminist piece of shit
To go on a long drive through the night with my family.
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The courage to kill myself.
Helium bag style.
If I say "a girlfriend" I'm unoriginally beta, right?
for her to come back
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pants. I'm running dangerously low as I ripped two pairs this past week alone.
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for my social anxiety to magically disappear please
For everyone to fuck off and leave me alone.
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not failing the semester
that's all I want
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I would very much want a full time job. I feel worthless being a NEET.
vinyls from my vinyl list
