If you're not at least as ugly as Eggman or uglier, you're not a robot and you can not claim to know tfw no gf.
good thing i'm uglier than eggy
I'm uglier, so I win. Yay.
>>24567687
but eggman is a qtpie and has had a gf
Im certain that almost everybody looks better than eggman, he's a real ugly pile of shit isn't he.
>>24567687
i'm uglier
i have pics to prove but i shouldnt post
Eggman is literally a 0/10 though. You can be several tiers better looking that him and still be ugly.
remove this thread before /soc/ starts posting
> look better than eggy
> eggy has had sex
It's clear which of us is the robot.
Holy shit is that really his chin?
If so, he has the chin genetics of an 80 year old woman.
>>24567687
>Eggman
>has had sex
>robot
He's a normie
>>24567900
eggy is like 3/10.
he's several tiers better looking than me
>>24567697
>>24567720
well now thats something i wanna see
eggman has a gf and has had sex with 4 different women
>>24567989
well that's too damn bad because this isn't fucking /soc/
>>24567926
>>24567996
Is there any proof of this?? I can't believe Eggy is an actual normalslime.
>>24568107
he said so himself
>>24567687
Eggman is proof that r9k worships "celebrities".
But I'm uglier than eggman.
>>24567687
He just needs to grow a beard and work out.
>>24568107
>>24567996
also I've never touched a girl and I'm objectively attractive
That means that ugly people certainly can be robots, and even the ones who complain about it all the time like eggman are normies
>>24568165
>just grow a beard
>just
>>24568147
shave that fucking beard, get some acne cream, and smile, and you'd be a solid 6/10
