>you tell her she could do better
>she doesn't love you cause Chad makes her wetter
>>24566330
>she tells you you're a nice guy
>she prefers unzipping Chad's fly
>>24566330
With this in mind, why don't you move on to other things in life, like mathematics or science?
It's clear you will never be fulfilled in life with these values. So change them!
>>24566422
>you sell your slave labour for fast food beta bux
>she just sponges off the Chad she sucks
>>24566498
I'm just meme-ing friend. I could apply my NEET free time to learning a skill but I'm just too depressed. I already gave up chasing Staceys though.
>>24566502
>you think you're cool because you're a NEET
>now she has Chad her life is complete
>>24566555
>you offer to give your oneitis a baby
>Chad fucks her and 10 other Staceys
>you spend another night in bed alone
>she sucks on Chad's bone
>>24567212
that's the spirit!
>you shitpost all day on r9k
>compared to Chad you look like a gay
Jesus this board is worse than /r/fa
>she's the one you think you really like
>her head hits Chad's baseboard all night
>>24567285
then go post there faggit
>>24567293
>you sit and refresh your thread
>she's cumming all over Chads bed
>you're home all depressed and alone
>she sends chad pics from her phone
>you'll never have her no matter how hard you try
>Chad didn't text her back and made her cry
Guys stop it, you're only hurting yourselves by enslaving your mind to pussy
>you dream about real love when you sleep
>while she chokes on Chads big thick dick
>you listen to emotional music to numb the pain
>she can't stop screaming Chad's name
> you think you're in love
> chad doesn't wear a glove
>you just want to make her happy
>she's so wet around Chad she needs a nappy
>>24567426
You don't get it, sometimes to kill some feelings, you have to intensify them, turn them into parodies, jokes.
>you sit at home all day getting cheap laughs from memes
>there's nothing cheap about Chads Levis' jeans
>you're a lazy fuck and your lifes in bits
>she wears low cut tops to show chad her tits
>>24567837
i'm dying
>you play Fallout 4 while she's out of town
>Chad's the kind of guy that can never settle down
>>24568697
>you play videogames to get your kicks
>chad destroys her pussy while sucking her tits
>you press like on her photos
>he presses rewind to see that ass one more time
>you wipe a tear away as you stalk her instagram account
>she presents herself for Chad to mount
>>24568789
How short is Chad/how tall is stacey?
>you complain about your shitty day
>Chads dick melts her problems away
>you play fun games on steam
>chad is fucking her in the ass making her scream
>you pissed away your future with self loathing
>Chad's thunderous thrusts leave her frothing
>you give up and search for cute traps on grindr
>Chad literally gets to grind her
>you spend hours writing her love poems
>Chad swipes right and fertilizes her ovaries
>you orbit her because you're so beta
>she patiently waits for a Chad to date her
