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If you smoke, drink alcohol, or do drugs, you're not a robot and do not belong here.

If you do any of these things please leave and never come back.
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>>24565660
Even if you do them alone?
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OP, I agree with you.
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Daily Reminder "robot culture" stemmed from a misunderstanding about what the title of the board stood for by newfags.

T- A Gentleman
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NORMIEFAGS GTFO OF MY BOARD
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>>24565660
Make me straight edgelord
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>>24565660
Sure thing kid.
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>>24565660
I absolutely agree with you, OP. If you have access to drugs you don't fucking belong here
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What all rooms robots are Muslims now? Gtfo Newfags u don't make the rules
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>>24565660
i only come here when im drunk,
how else could i endure it?!
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all types of alcohol, cigarettes, and weed dont affect me, even when i were at the dentist they have to put 3 times the anesthesia
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Daily reminder that the only people who try to tell others what is and what isn't a robot are people who came here in the last ~3 years and are desperately trying to cling to some ideal perception of themselves

Daily reminder that loneliness is not something you can universally measure

Daily reminder suffering is not a contest

Daily reminder OP is a fucking faggot
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>>24565660
>trying to become a normie
OP tells the truth, stop copying them you fucking fags
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>>24568571

Stay mad, degenerate scum

Back to hittin that meth pipe
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>>24565660
>>24568613
if you dont desperate enough to drink alcohol you are not a robot
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>>24565660
It depends on how you do the drugs you normie.
If youre not looking for constant escape via any platform than youre not a robot
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>>24569596
This is the real truth
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>>24565660

>Normie Meme-rider who came here less than a couple years ago
>trying to define what a robot is

Apparently buying weed from a .tor based mailing list and smoking it while watching animus or playing dating sims is normie shit.

Whatever, newfag.
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>>24565660
What about prescribed drugs?
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You're the real mvop
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>>24568070
This. I can't do anything even remotely social (this site included) without drinking. Does that make me a normie?
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I am LITERALLY smoking MARIJUANA right now.
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>>24565660
>distraction
>excuse to leave apartment without thinking "what am I even doing here?"
>increased chance to die without having to have courage to an hero
>smell doesn't disturb anyone since I'm always alone anyway
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Alcohol is only true if you're underage, I never had access to alcohol when I was underage because I had no friends. Now I can buy it myself.

Same thing goes for cigarettes but it does seem like most people who smoke cigarettes are normies.

If you get drugs you probably know a dealer or have friends, I wouldn't even know where to begin to get drugs
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>>24569787
no fuck. give me five!
alcohol brothers!!
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>>24569944
i never wanted to be an alcoholic.
my father was alcoholic. i hated it.

always when i try to kill myself i drink alcohol because of the inhibitions.
iam nearly an alcoholic now, it was never my my intention
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>>24570118
Hell yeah. What are you drinking, brobot?
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>>24570227
vodka!
drink till we pass out, or even better, die!
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>smoking weed
I hope you guys enjoy your cancer
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>>24570428
>cancer
Nothing wrong with that tbqh
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>>24570428
>Not blazing up at home and work
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I'm inclined to agree, OP.

Having access to drugs makes you pretty normie, no better than the chads dancing in the club high af. Alcohol and smokin' are a little better, but still not that robot.
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>>24567769
>what is alcohol
>what is DXM
>what is low dose DPH
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you can easily order research chemicals or illegal drugs from the internet nothing "normie" about that
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>>24570278
>vodka
My nigga. I only drink tequila and vodka whenever I can.
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>>24569715
>.tor based mailing
it's the year 2015, that's normie now
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>>24570808
Even if people do it it doesn't mean buying drugs on the internet to avoid people isnt robot as shit
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>>24570795
then you have good taste.
but i just want to get drunk to forget the sorrow of my life. if you do the same if would be glad!
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>>24565660
I browse this board while smoking bowls everyday
>do something
>u can't
>kek
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>>24571006
Yeah, same here, I always drink and hope to black out. It's better drunken misery than the sober misery.
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Fuck you man. I don't belong anywhere, and until I kill myself or someone kills me for being too different for some fucking reason I will make myself at home in this internet crack den.
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>>24571204
you are 200% right man!
happy weekend.
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>>24565660
>mfw i do all of those above plus going with hookers
still socially awkward
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so THAT'S why you all seem like such unlikeable faggots
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>>24571446
as you see in this thread, alcohol is the solution
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>>24571487
Solution to what?Losing those few people that care about you while poisoning yourself to death?
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ITT: op is a straight edge faggot
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>>24571334
You too, bro.

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>>24571487
This is true, well sort of.
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But alcohol dulls my self hatred.
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>>24571528
i see you beginn to understand,
drink to understand the full truth.
SPOILER/ death is the truth /SPOILER
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>>24571673
Nah man the only time i was happy was when i was fit.It gave me a lot of self confidence.Now i have no time for that because of school and i've also started smoking.Just end it desu senpai.
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>>24565660
Laying a hot *word* down on this post.
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>>24571528
Well, a reason that holds many back from committing suicide is their loved ones. So yeah.
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>>24571791
i was very fit too, i once hated drinking and drugs.
and there was a time i trusted in medicine.
but in the end, there will only be death.
if you are a robot, only death will release you.
as easy as it sounds, its only the start.
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>>24571878
I want to do sth good with my life,remain in history.Be it for good or for bad.Suicide is for fags and trannies.
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>>24571904
Yes but i want to die a majestic death not crying like a little whiny bitch or alone in some retirement home.Something will eventually change the direction of the wind.
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>>24571972
its the identical thing
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>>24571912
I still try to be someone and go down in history and I hate myself and my life. However, I just never understood the whole "suicide is for the weak" thing. Everyone has different shit to deal with including mental problems. Disliking wanting to end something that you don't like is a bit strange to me.
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>>24572314
you will see, suicide is boss lvl.
we all die
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>>24572314
but i feel bad writing that,
only if you are 18 < +
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>>24565660
What are you, a priest?
Fuck you.
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>>24571912
As if your insults are relevant to the dead.
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>>24572361
Oh, I hope so. I've tried for it a few times but I'm patiently waiting for the perfect opportunity.
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>>24572426
Okay...yeah I guess that I can agree with that. Well except for extreme situations.
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>>24569715
>Normie Meme-rider

I like this expression, I'll be memeing it from now one.

>>24570428
>>smoking weed
>I hope you guys enjoy your cancer

>eating red meat

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer

>ingesting sugar

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer

>ingesting sugar substitutes like corn syrup and aspartame

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer

>being exposed to sunlight

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer

>drinking bottled water

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer

>breathing air in 2015

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer


>being alive

I hope you guys enjoy your cancer
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>>24565660


If you're not self-medicating with all the drugs you can get your hands on, then you don't belong because clearly your life is fine.
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>>24565660
nigga fuck you ive been a here since the board was made
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>>24572885
>Not living your miserable life like a nihilistic novel.

Get off your crutch filthy degenerate and experience true pain.
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