>Just want a reasonably attractive shut-in bf
>EVERY SINGLE FAGGOT IS A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY AMORAL WHORE
Being gay and actually wanting a NON-open relationship is the fucking worst. And millennials all being totally amoral sociopaths has made an already impossible situation almost comical it's so dysfunctional.
>1.7% chance of guy being gay
>15% chance of being neet
>59% chance of him cheating on you.
Good luck!
Don't hate the cock player hate the cock game
The odds in the gay dating scene are low as fuck just to find another guy that would date a guy. Even if you're bi, the chances of you finding a girl you would date are higher than finding a guy. Loyalty like >>24564937 said isn't exactly guaranteed either.
I wish you the best of luck in your goal, but I wouldn't look on /r9k/ if I were you
>>24565008
Don't you think I don't know that??
>I wish you the best of luck in your goal, but I wouldn't look on /r9k/ if I were you
Then where can I look??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds
GIB BF NOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!
>>24565107
>Then where can I look??
Hell if I know, I just know that you're better off looking to find that other place, because /r9k/ isn't it
>>24564613
>Being gay
There's your problem.
>>24565190
Shut up, faggot!MUUUUTTTEEEEBLOOOOX
>>24564613
Look on here, not even kidding. As in, 4chan. Not /r9k/, this board is pathetic manchildren and not /lgbt/, either, because that's trannies and the kind of people you just described
But general threads and such..tfw I met my qt bf on /mlp/
>>24565215
Honestly, I'm under the impression that a good part of the people you'll add on steam from 4chan, for example, like cock
>>24565230
Not everyone on Steam is like the guys in the Steam friends threads
>>24565215
>/mlp/
NEVER! I'll die first. Fuck you, horsefucker!
>>24565230
Liking cock doesn't make someone worth a damn. Most 4chan faggots are degenerate sluts.
>>24565253
Yea, but that's the kind of people he's looking for..
>>24565274
Don't need to fuck horses when I have a bf m8 :^)
>>24565284
Not so sure about that. They're exactly the kind of people he doesn't want. They're the people that'd pursue an open-relationship, or just be a Cebruz and outright cheat, more often than not
>>24565315
Wait, did Cebruz actually get a bf and then CHEAT????
>>24565331
Of course he did. He even had that tomoki poster as a "half-bf" and cheated there, too. I hope you guys didn't think Cebruz was actually going to be a faithful gayposter if he ever got a boyfriend
>>24564613
>Being surprised over the lack of sodomists who honor moral values
>>24565315
>>24565331
>>24565354
>tfw that ugly shitskin gets a bf, then thinks he's the one settling.
I know the guys he gets are gross as fuck, but seriously, I don't get it.
>>24565413
I just used him as an example because he's basically how you could safely generalize a large number of Steam Friend thread posters. I don't think Steam itself is a bad way of finding someone, because you'd at least know what interests you both share in one area. Just I don't think /r9k/'s threads are the place to go
>>24565354
Honestly, I didn't think Cebruz was ever going to get a bf PERIOD. I didn't think he'd get the OPPORTUNITY to whore around. Holy shit. Even meta-fagrobots like Cebruz are sluts. There is literally no fucking hope ever.
>>24565371
I'm not surprised, I'm just FUCKING ANGRY AND WANT TO KILL.
What are you looking for in a bf?
>>24565551
A pulse and a jawline. I don't even give a fuck about much else at this point. Just look like a fucking man ffs. Every faggot I encounter has Murrica-face where their head is just an ugly oval with no definition.
Pics please, OP.
>>24565645
>>24564613
>tfw im what you described
>tfw I kinda feel the same way, but dont actively search for a bf
>tfw you dont live close
>>24565645
Because Americans have been poisoned by estrogen spikes.
Are you feminine? Very masculine here by the way.
>>24565645
get used to it. it's probably linked to the biological expression of homosexuality in general. once you do get a guy with a normal face he'll probably chop you into little pieces and bathe in your blood because he's a fundamentalist christian extremist undercover fag-chad.
>>24565815
>tfw Chad
>tfw guro fetish
Op can't handle the heat!
>>24565723
>tfw you dont live close
How do you know where I live?
>>24565726
>Are you feminine?
No. I used to be androgynous, but not even close now.
>>24565815
>once you do get a guy with a normal face he'll probably chop you into little pieces and bathe in your blood because he's a fundamentalist christian extremist undercover fag-chad.
That's fine. Where do I sign up. And yeah, I've been suspecting there's a biological component to the way fags look because they all look the same. Like they have a hard-boiled egg for a face.
>>24565889
Well, if you aren't even going to post pics, good luck finding someone. See ya.
>>24565889
>No. I used to be androgynous, but not even close now.
I should have asked are you sexually attractive instead.
Also, why are you so obsessed with face shape? You do know it's just because they're fat fucks right? But I understand how it's unattractive.
>>24565889
>How do you know where I live?
where do you live then?
>>24565940
>I should have asked are you sexually attractive instead.
Well I'm not ugly. I would say I'm attractive. I'm not posting my face on fucking /r9k/. And there's no point in bothering with anyone who's too chicken shit to correspond at least by throwaway email.
>Also, why are you so obsessed with face shape?
That is a good question. And the answer is I'm tired as shit of wading through a see of ugly fucking faggots. And NONE OF THEM HAVE A FUCKING JAWLINE. They just all look like fucking Odo with no definition to their faces. I'm not attracted to a featureless lump of clay.
>>24565961
Ohio.
>>24566011
Give me some stats about yourself
>5'11"
>45 degree jawline, really blessed on that one
>huge cock
>>24566046
Mentioning your cock makes you sound like a slut.
>>24566011
So basically you want Chad Thunderchin. But you don't want to share him. Your unreasonable standards are to blame here anon. Obviously a chadfag isn't going to settle for you. You're also a shit for wanting that and not realizing that you're acting entitled.
>>24566125
>So basically you want Chad Thunderchin.
Not really. I see attractive straight guys ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Gay men just don't even look like men. I'm attracted to MEN not fucking egg salad. Most of the guys I've been interested in other people think are ugly. I have weird tastes. But a man should actually look like a fucking man and not that nu-male trash.
>>24566110
Sex is an important part of any relationship, but yeah I've had a few. At least I won't lay there like a rock while you ride me.
>fag complaining about lack of morals
This'll be a 200+ replies success.
>>24566156
You're not getting shit out of me, slut.
gays have literally no reason to be monogamous.
Monogamy only ever came about as a result of evolution and the need for high investment child raising. Without those requirements you might as well fuck everything you see, it's not like anyone is getting pregnant.
>>24566198
I know. It's impossible for men to grasp because you're all shit. But some people actually want a serious relationship, not a life-long brothel trip.
>>24566197
I hope not, that's why enemas exist baby, huhuhu.
>>24566155
I'm very obviously a man and you'd probably think I'm ugly or something. Your posting strongly reminds me of 'femanons' talking about wanting a decent-looking guy when really they're just considering 90% of guys as bad-looking and want a 10/10.
>>24566235
g-good one chad
>>24566260
90% of gay guys are ugly as fuck though. Honestly there are a far larger number of straight guys who just look better. It's like a breath of fresh air to be around straight guys because they actually look like male human beings. Most gay males are uggo motherfuckers with round ass faces and just look goofy as fuck.
>>24566323
Can confirm, I am ugly as heck and I am male
Also all the gay guys I know other than one are ugly as heck
>>24566323
Babe don't ignore me, sit on my face.
There is pretty much two simple things I ask for in a relationship. Mutual respect and loyalty.
Pretty fucked up when we're living in a time where people think asking for these is insulting. I want mutual respect because I don't want to be walked all over by a guy but I don't want to push my on beliefs on him. the respect also means we'd build trust with one another and perhaps even learn to like what the other likes through experiences together. Loyalty is pretty damn straight forward, no cheating.
How on earth these to things became "too much to ask for" from a relationship means that what current people call relationships truly are not relationships.
>>24566323
I'm closing this thread now because you're a really bad person and you deserve to be alone.
>>24566363
Get out, slut!
>>24566396
>Pretty fucked up when we're living in a time where people think asking for these is insulting
Men really, genuinely do. They get offended as fuck about it. Like you're obligated to let them be whores and just take it, then they bitch about getting kucked 24/7 all over the same site they bitch about people "judging" them on for being sluts without morals.
>what current people call relationships truly are not relationships.
They're not. People don't have relationships anymore. They have short-term fucking arrangements.
>>24566399
Eat a dick, faggot.
>>24566531
Babe~gimme a kiss before I go
>>24566544
Pucker up, nigger.
>>24566556I just can't leave! You're too cute. I must have you
>Tfw going to steal op while he's sleeping
>>24566682
Please do.fuck you you robot bastard
>>24566844
post your email please.
>>24564613
I'm in the same boat OP
But here's the kicker: I have a degree and job and morals and whatnot. Where do you live? Let's be antisocial bfs in a monogamous relationship. Imagine how butthurt the normalhomofagwhores would be
>>24566966
>>24566930
That's my email. I'll check it later sometime.
I want you op
>>24564613
>being gay
>thinking you are a moral human being
kill yourself you butt slut.
>>24568133
Leave op alone before I chop off your cock
>>24568155
Oh really, chop my dick off over the internet? Lets see it then.
OP is a COCK WRANGLER
>>24568199
Huh, good point
>hides post
>>24568133
>Being heterokuck
>Supporting prostitution, drug legalization and rampant sexual promiscuity (but only for yourself)
>Calling other people morally-deficient
>>24568199
>OP is a COCK WRANGLER
Wouldn't I actually have to encounter at least one penis to be a cock wrangler?
>>24568347
>not replying to my emails
I NEED you.
>>24568347
Oh my god let me have you already, am I not good enough for you? Is that it? Am I too ugly?
>>24568518
f*ck off loser
>>24568529
>too good for literal Chad
No, you will love me and you'll like it.
Now get on email before I get upset <3
>>24568599
That wasn't me. You got your reply though. You're weird and mean and tell me about your peepee.
>>24568672
But I'm CHAD, I'm the best you're gonna get baby! Shut up and send me another message, I'll be gone soon anyway!
>>24568706
Are you threatening suicide if I don't fuck you lol?
I'm the man you're looking for, but you'll never find me because I dont participate in things like this. Even if you saw me in real life you'd never find me because my sexuality is something I don't make public knowledge.
Too bad, because that's just the way things are.
>>24568792
>but you'll never find me
Lel hide and seek.
>I dont participate in things like this
Participate in what? I'm basically housebound. /r9k/ and other boards are probably the most socializing I've done in years.
>>24568763
No, don't put so much confidence in yourself babe.I meant that as in I'm going out and actually getting laid lmao, come on you've seen how I look, I'm gorgeous.
>Tfw will never give op a rimjob
op is my bf now
>>24564613
I'm all those things. Is it really that impossible to find another?
>>24569688
It is. But I love how I left my email and like usual nobody bothered to contact (except for one crazy guy).
>>24569738
Just crazy in love~~
>>24569738
what state tho?
NY
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>>24569764
With someone you don't know, have never seen and will never meet.
>>24569791
READ THREAD
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>>24569791
Property of Chad, sorry little man.
>>24569825
>tfw know I'm out of your league yet I still want to marry you
You want this8"baby, stop playing games.
>>24569860
I'll take the 8" if he's not using it.
>>24569867
>not op
>thinks he can get my dick
Hohoho!
>>24569860
Stop telling me about your wiener.
>>24569867
Please take it.
>>24569907
No, I want you to taste my beautiful penis.
I wanna breed you.
>Op
>not worshipping my 8" uncut dick
How stupid of you
>tfw dying alone
>>24570051
I don't get it. There are plenty of faggots who I'm sure would fuck you. Why are you obsessing over some faceless anon?
>>24570112
Because he's beautiful and amazing, I want to pick him up and kiss him
>>24570170
You don't even know what he looks like.
>>24564613
Maybe stop trying to date at the glory hole?
>>24570198
I know I don't know what YOU look like, but that doesn't matter to me.
>no hairy robot bf to stay at home with, playing video games and ordering pizza instead of cooking
kill me
>>24570319
>tfw hairy and fit
>tfw no op to do this with
>>24570353
>no op
y-yeah. i bet you guys would be great together
>>24570413
I know right? Why doesn't he see that?
I would treat him like a princess, he could be my Stacey.
>>24564613
Where you at senpaifuck the robot
>>24570483
I already said. Ohio.
>>24570552
Can I move in with you bud
>>24570607
No, he's mine you little sissyboy.
>>24570607
I wouldn't object if we were compatible. Unless you're a big wooden nature elemental who wants to smash humans I wouldn't count on it though.
>>24570687
I'll show you some big wood bb, gimme a chance!
>>24570687
I don't want to smash humans but I do want to get smashed with humans, is that cool??
>>24570747
No, it's not. Drugs are bad, M'kay. I'm a proper Victorian lady.
>>24570170
Are you serious or are you just trolling?
>>24570773
>doesn't drink
>compares himself to a woman in any way
ew
>>24570842
No I'm not serious you dummy, I'm drunk and have nothing better to do other than harass this shallow fuck
>>24570883
S-so I have a chance..?
>>24570879
>>24570883
>drunk
Ah now it all makes sense.
Its easy as fuck, just be more attractive and live in a less repressed sociality
>>24571008
WHAT is easy as fuck?
>>24571005
>brb drinking many liquors
>>24571031
gettting an attractive shutin bf
>>24571005
On why I wanna bone such a fucking frigid bitch like you?
Maybe nobody likes you because you don't put out babe, they sure as hell aren't staying for the personality, lul
>>24571061
will you be my shutin bf
>>24571061
Lies. Do you mean for a girl? Certainly not for a man.
>>24571070
Because you're drunk.
>>24571070
By the way, you've sort of reaffirmed my view that all men are just worthless, self-absorbed, amoral shitheads. Also, men really need to absorb the understanding that sex =/= love.
>>24571131
Because you're fucking hot baby
>>24571158
Wait, you're not a dude?
>>24571210
Oh no, I'm a guy. I just hate men because every time I give them a chance they show their ass like you. Alkiehall's a nice truth lubricant also. Brings all that evil right to the surface and wipes all the bullshit out of the way.
>>24571237
I'm 100% top, I would never show you my ass, freak.
Astroglide is apparently a great lube also, we should test it out
>>24571082
obviously i will qtpi <3
>>24571320
wow that was easy
now i can use these skills to get a hot bf
