>You tell her how much she matters
>later that night she swallows his baby batter
>>24564555
>you buy her a christmas card and flowers
>he fucks her hard and give her golden showers
>>24564555
You long for something more
she takes different dicks until her vagina's sore
>you wait three months to get a peek
>just takes one night with chad to become a freak
>>24564555
>says she wants friends and nothing more
>is everyone else's little whore
>you go on /lit/ discussing Wittgenstein
>Chad is fucking Stacey's tight behind
>>24564555
>tonight shes on your mind and you're all alone
>shes drunk and gagging on chad's bone.
>you want to kiss her feet and lick her soles
>she wants chad to fill up all her holes
>tell her you want to grow old together
>next day Chad dresses her up in leather
>You say 'Yes dead bby yes I love u baby my love is true'
>She say: Fuck of Pajeet and learn to POO IN THE LOO!'
:'(
>>24564555
You shitpost on 4chan while having no social life
Chad is fucking her
These threads are probably the only good things left on this board
>>24564734
>You go on /lit/ to discuss literary themes
>It's her asshole that Chad reams
>you post on 4chan & use the word "nigger"
>she tells chad she's never seen bigger
>>24564555
>you want her to smother and sit on you
>she wants chad and to lick his dick dew
>>24564874
If only people would pay a little more attention to the metrical aspect of the couplets. We could put together a big anthology of /r9k/ poetry
>you advocate fascism on the net
>she's with Tyrone, breaking a sweat
>>24564973
I'd like to see more 4chan related ones, since that's really all we do in our free time, don't lie you know its true.
>>24564973
we're all fucking failures what do you expect from us
>tonight you make another thread
>Chad spanks her ass until it turns red
>you chuckle at a banepost on /tv/
>in the bedroom chad has her on her knees