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>tfw you'll never know what it feels like to have women crave your dick to the point where they break in to your house

This is what being Chad is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8WmE5_3g-M
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read the comments

No I have no idea who she was. I just got off work. Came home and she was hanging out in the halls of my apartment. She told me I was cute and I said ok and walked away. Closed my door but didn't lock it and she walks in and runs up to me and starts licking my face and shit....at this point I'm freakjng out. I took a shit load of video just so I could protect my ass...all a woman needs to do is lie and a man gets sent to prison. So I kept saying in a calm voice trying not to swear "leave please." Whole thing took like 15 mins.........
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That's fucking terrifying man. Good for him for staying calm, that must have been hard, but jesus the first thing he should have done is call the police. He's right that a woman just needs to lie and he could be sent to prison. Good for him for calmly but firmly standing is ground.
Stalking is scary business.

Would not want that situation at all.
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>>24564222
>>24564603
He's lying. He kissed her in the hallway. She wouldn't be saying, "Just one more kiss. Please." Either way, this kind of shit freaks me out. I've been stalked and had my house broken into by some psychopath. It's fucking terrifying.
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>>24564222
So then, let's spread this around SJW breading grounds and see how they defend the rapist girl.
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>>24564652
Didn't you read this?

>Closed my door but didn't lock it and she walks in and runs up to me and starts licking my face and shit...

from >>24564603
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>>24564653
You know they're going to somehow warp it into something super fucked up. You're going to inadvertently trigger yourself.
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>>24564672
>You're going to inadvertently trigger yourself.
Oh no, I find it entertaining, I wanna see how they do it this time.
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>>24564670
I'm willing to bet you he kissed her back at least once. He can't put his hands on her, that's the only way I can think of him neutralizing the situation. She sounds mentally ill.
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>>24564222
Chad's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brS_uJ907Y4.
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>>24564689
You sound like a roastie trying to rationalise another roastie's demented sexual assault on a poor, unsuspecting Chad.

Why would he kiss her once, if she walked into his apartment? If he kissed her once, why wouldn't he kiss her again? Why not take it further and get some free pussy too?

Shut the fuck up.
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This is pure /yg/ material, where the fuck are they when you need them
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>>24564716
meant to say " if she walked into his apartment UNINVITED"

And from the video, you can tell he was clearly disturbed by her presence
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>>24564701
No that's gay chad theme song
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>>24564705
faggots opinions have no weight here.
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Gronk is a virgin tho
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I can tell by the voice that its a tranny.
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>>24564222
so which fembot was this?
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>>24564817
sounds like mystery t b h
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>>24564716
>>24564716
Read >>24564652. I'm a guy, faggot.
>>24564804
A wild woman runs into your house and starts making out with you / licking your face. You act as if you have a choice in kissing her or not. Why the fuck are all of you so stupid? This woman is clearly mentally ill. You put one hand on this woman (even to get her out of your apartment / off of you), the chances of you ending up serving a 5-10 prison sentence is 50/50.
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>>24564876
You are beyond stupid. Let me explain why.

In this post: >>24564652
You claim he's lying by saying HE kissed her and "She wouldn't be saying, "Just one more kiss. Please."" then in this post >>24564670
I pointed out that she forced herself on him

Then you said: "I'm willing to bet you he kissed her back at least once." which makes no fucking sense at all. SHE FORCED HERSELF ON HIM AND HE TURNED HIS PHONE ON AND TOLD HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS APARTMENT

What don't you understand, fuckwit? WE'RE NOT SAYING SHE'S NOT FUCKIGN MENTALLY ILL, CUNT

Just kill yourself, sub-100 IQ retard
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>>24564955
Isn't a kiss mutual though? WHY IS SHE ASKING FOR ANOTHER KISS, FAGGOT?

Kill. Your. Self.
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>>24564955
>>24564975
>Kill. Your. Self.
>Just kill yourself

whats up with every one saying this over and over for the last couple days? Is this the new famm shit?
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>>24564876
It's an apartment complex, you dumb fuck. That means there is a hallway that connects to other apartments. The guy wrote that she was drunk, lurking outside, and licked his face presumably while he's entering his place. How are you so fucking dumb? Nobody cares about your experience and whether you're a guy or not, faggot, you're an idiot.

The fuck is your evidence for suggesting he kissed her back at least once? Because she says "one more"? You even fucking said that she's mentally ill. How do you not know how fucking dumb you are?
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>>24564975
In the video, SHE claims to have kissed him. Can you really trust a crazy woman who bursts into a random guy's apartment and assaults him to the point where he has to turn his phone on and escort her out? If it was mutual, why doesn't he want more? Why doesn't he want a blowjob, handjob or even her pussy? She's clearly into him.

You're dumb as shit. Just give up and kill yourself.
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>>24564975
I know we're on /r9k/, but you're really fucking dumb.
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All of you, kill yourselves!
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>you will never have a stalker
>you're not good enough for anyone to obsess about
>no one even thinks about you
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>>24565139
I think about you t b h
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>>24565014
>>24565030
>>24565046
>https://youtu.be/Y8WmE5_3g-M?t=14s
>"Can you just kiss me one more time. Can you just please." Now all of you, commence seppuku.

Even someone in the comments had the same line of questioning.
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>>24565139
>my ego has gone down to nothing and I want someone to boost it for me. i want to have a semblance of being superior to someone.
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>>24565240
I just want to matter to someone anon.
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>>24564222
Who is that in the OP pic
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>>24565238
epic b8

nearly had me
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>>24565344
Chad.
1
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>>24564603
>all a woman needs to do is lie and a man gets sent to prison

Just kill her then holy shit, if she broke into your house who would even know she was there?
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>>24565400
>kill a woman
>thinks a man would get away with this even if it was legal
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>Chad is actually the coolest bro you will ever know

Unfortunaly somewhere during 1990-2016, misgrown boys with lack of masculinity and filled with insecurity thought being an overly condencending dickhead = Being a man

If you ever met a bro you will see they are very understanding and supporting, male bonding was litterly goat before jews destroyed us.

Look at interview with John Cena, respectable humble guy.

Or for those who remember/saw Georges St. Pierre (Humble respectable guy, supported his team-mates) vs Josh Koscheck (Annoying evil petty bullying prick who picked on is own subordinates)

Eventually josh got blown the fuck out.

But then again, if anons ever met a really humble respectable and understanding man, who treated them with dignity, they would probably freak out and end up misunderstand the affection and offer up their horny boipussy (judging by daily threads)
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>>24565238
Fucking lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

You really are as dumb as a fucking normie. Why are you even here if you're so fucking dumb? You should be able to function normally. If you're this fucking dumb and also a sperg, just kill yourself. There's no hope.

From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely hope you're underage. There is no hope for you if you're an adult.
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