*YAWNNNNN* *stretch* *farts*
Oh, hi wagecukie. Didn't see you there. My bed sure feels comfy this morning. mm.
How's the Black Friday rush little wagies?
I'm going later on and ripping a stinky, putrid fart in the crowd. I've eaten 3 bean burritos in preparation.
Fucking normie wagekeks never know what hit them
>Black Friday
People are so fucking dumb to physically go to the store for this when most places offer the same deals online on the same day.
>>24562689
Today must be rough for wageslaves
>>24562689
yeah and what's so fun about your life.
>investor master race
>black Friday shoppers are out working for me, the shareholder
>wagekeks are stuck in a self-defeating cycle of consumerism
>tfw you realize that the middle class isn't actually disappearing due to anything other than their own stupidity, greed, and inability to stop buying worthless shit
>>24562689
Thisis true and THIS really is the comfiest bed ever.
