Why don't you just fuck other NEETs?
>>24561745
>Girl neets
>Attractive
Try again Anita
I wish I was gay, but i'm not.
>>24561761
No one said girls
Because more of them are just as ugly as I am
>>24561869
And they never leave the house, either.
>>24561745
because I can never find the other cute neets in Aus
>>24561770
there is no conclusive evidence for the existance of straight people
>>24561950
>cute neets
HAHAHAHA! Oh wait? You're serious? Let me laugh even harder!
>>24561978
im a cute neet :-)
Someone post that drawing on two neckbeards stuttering at each other on 4chin.
>>24561978
>NEETs
>not cute
>>24561745
I don't want to have sex. I don't know if I want a relationship but I'm leaning toards no.
>>24561978
b-but I'm a cute neet, anon.
>>24562056
post your ankles
Because this fixation on sex is kinda disappointing, OP
>>24561745
Because I'm too busy fucking wagekek's gf.
>>24561745
I'd love to. The problem is that they don't wanna fuck me.
I do but they tend to be fucking autistic.
>>24561978
i'm actually handsome as fuck and all the girls that i have been forced to speak to from my family and their relatives agree that i'm a chiselled 9/10 good looking guy. i was just dealt a bad hand in the mental department, so i don't ever meet any girls or people in general.
>walking dog the other day on graveyard
>it runs up to cute girl who is nealt near one one of the new graves
>ohfuck.jpg
>call dogs name to stop him going up and sniffing her ect
>she goes "wow, my dog is called that too!"
>she smiles
>i half smile, half stare at the ground
>say nothing
>she goes "it's okay anyway" (meaning about my dog sniffing around her)
>still say nothing
>sperg off in random direction
>watching her from across the graveyard, she walks away and avoids looking over at me
>>24562695
lol XDDDDD so cool *holds up spork*
>>24561745
They're either 1: not interested in even discussing the subject or fucking chicken out when you attempt to contact them or 2: I'm not attracted to them/find them boring/find them immoral and their behavior repulsive.
Because pretty much everyone agrees that NEETS are un-kept, smelly, disgusting creatures that don't take care of themselves. and who would ever want to fuck that?
because the last time I hung out with a robot for a meet up they broke my arm and tried to ass rape me. note that I didn't even hang out for the purpose of fucking, I hung out because I thought the dude was kinda cool and just wanted a friend because he was a lonely bastard.
>>24563688
I'm a NEET that takes care of himself. But I'm also one that doesn't actually want to be a NEET for much longer. This is all irrelevant because I'm a male skeleton
unattractive to the point of where it becomes disgusting
shallow personality
lack of connection
>>24561745
I would, but i'm too scared to take a dick in my ass.I really want to suck a dick for some reason tho
>>24561761
But guy neets aren't either. Stay in your lane tbqhwyfam
>>24561745
They're 3D
>>24563714
Thats kind of my point, you try. You don't want to be with one of the unkept bastards. So even if all of /r9k/ was dumped into some gigantic room you'd notice the groomed people would associate with one another, while the unkept ones would start screaming nomies.
>>24563714
>I'm a male skeleton
But are you a hairy one?
>Hairy
>Anorexic as fuck
>Muscle tone
Best combination
>>24563643
sickblox
>>24561745I do just that, feels good
>>24563790
I really don't. Closest I get is a little facial hair if I leave it alone for a long time
>>24563924
*I'm really not
That substitution, though.
>>24563752
Maybe, I don't imagine all of /r9k/'s NEETs to be totally unkempt, though. Might be delusion but I'd expect the true slobs to be a minority (at least right now)
>>24563803
What the fuck does "blox" mean? I still don't know.
>>24563735
You've contracted the gay, anon. I'm sorry
>>24561745
Other neets are probably unattractive and won't ever leave their comfort zones. Also, I don't think i could actually fuck another guy, i'll stick to just pretending in my head that i'm banging some neet with a girl's body.
>>24564479
It's just filler to "block" the robot from muting them.
